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Sorry, I missed it. What's happening today at 7?

Yeah, sounds like it's a chicken issue. Could be from multiple freeze/thaw cycles. Makes me wonder why it was on sale for so little. I might not be too keen to eat more of it were I in your position.

You talk to whores while you're at home with your wife and you're upset when she mentions something about it?

Suicide troll, more like. Some shit is beyond even the tolerance threshold of this forum.

Ramsay beef in lettuce dish confirmed outstanding. That dude must love salty food. I used maybe half the fish sauce he did and it was still quite salty. I'd use even less next time, but the flavour combinations are spot on. I'll make that again, and often. Here's the recipe if you don't want...

^ lol

We've talked about taking him off both meds on weekends, but the problem is that one is a non-stimulant that has to build up in your system to be effective, so it wouldn't be any use if we took him off Saturday and Sunday. It would take until Wednesday to be effective again. Sigh. Kids are...

I have machines to do the work for me, but if I were shoveling I would likely do the same thing. Just noticing that he was making fun of neighbours who had to spend so much time shoveling when he had spent the same amount of time, just in smaller increments.

Sorry. I meant Harriet. Honestly. I'll go stand in the corner and berate myself.

If he'd eat cheeseburgers, I'd give him 20 a day. Yeah, it's the same as before, and he doesn't like protein shakes. He recently got a spacer put in to help with a tooth that had to be pulled, so he can't have the gatorade protein bars he used to (sticky caramel in there). Looking for a...

Oh, good. I thought it was Harold.

20 minutes times four or five times is the same amount of time you realise, right?

What does the H. stand for?

I should punch you in your whore mouth. I collaborated with Elfman on the score for that film. I think it's a really strong score, and he did fine singing it himself. It's a favourite here in our house, the kids love the songs. And I think there's a Kurt Weill quality to it. Quite fun. And...

All my kids eat well except my youngest, and it continues to be a cause for concern. He is on 2 meds for ADHD, and they're both appetite suppressants, so he's just never hungry. We take him off one of the meds on the weekends, and he eats a little better. He's in the bottom percentile for...

I think I'ma make that shit tonight. Looks good and the kids will like it.

Don't forgetNightmare before Christmas.

Yeah, I find this curious, too. Show is fun enough, but why all the departures?

public class You{ public static void main(String[] args){ Int RubiksMom = 1; boolean is_fat = true; while(is_fat){ RubiksMom++; } System.out.println("Rubik's momma is so fat this text will never appear when you run this program"); } }

Loading "RubiksMomma.jpg"................................. .................................................. ................................. java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space

Man, Alice has legs for days. Mercy.

Control your wife, yo.

More likely the enormous black dicks she has been taking at work in the ladies room.

Or perhaps having a date down by the water and fucking her in your back seat?

You can't stay hard with your wife and it is her fault? You can only stay hard during high risk sex with hookers in public areas and it's your wife's fault?

.rubiksmama .ass {width:120%; border-bottom:thick; max-width:auto; size:landscape; }

Rubik's momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1

I have no problem interrupting sales people and telling them something like this: "I know you are supposed to tell me about the specials or whatever, but I have one thing in mind. Please answer only the questions I ask or I will ask for a different sales person. Let's now waste each other's...

Bisi has me laughing like crazy. Good work, top notch!

What neighbourhood will your apartment with Capri be in, Johnny?

You're a Mormon offspring? So much is falling in to place.

Nice, man. Way to go. Let us know how it goes.

Invite me, and I'll be the pantsless drunk guy who penis slapped your mom. If she's in to that. No microagressions.

Especially Noodle mom jokes. Those are always awesome.