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No sense of adventure.

Yeah, but the primary ingredient comes from the teat of an animal.

Don't worry, Tarrant has been drinking.

Seriously? Who can you see about this? Don't ignore this, man.

McLobster, man. It is pretty good.

Anyone on the east coast eat the McHomard? Fast food AND seafood as one.

You shall be repaid for that in a future life.

I clear snow for an elderly couple friends of mine, and they live in a cul de sac. The neighbours have about 6 cars, and they park them stupidly in the cul de sac so the county plow can't get in and do it's job. I use my snow blower to clear my friends' driveway and a path through the cul de...

hodj I just tried to release you from the Shaw, but couldn't do it. Trying to figure out why now. First time I've tried to do this, I might just be missing something obvious.

Someone ask if the shirt is going to rock.

Dude, that could be at 14. It's GILFs you need to worry about.

It's possible to do it and be very discreet. My wife had it down to a science, though she always looked for the possibility of a private place first. She didn't care at all about covering herself and doing it in public if need be, but she was more concerned others would be uncomfortable.

So I have an older pick up that I use to haul stuff. No electronic windows or locks, so you can't push a button to unlock the door. If my wife and I are out in the truck, I'd prefer to unlock her door first, and then she'd unlock for me from within. Just seems like common courtesy, I'd do the...

I'm jealous. I love seafood of all sorts and live in the middle of the damned country.

Dandruff control?

Oooooh, that IS a good one. Well done, sir!

Fucking Toronto. Bottom of the entire league. I didn't think things could get worse. Holy crap.

Yeah, that's the only thing to consider. If you can lay down plywood without compressing the insulation, there is literally no reason not to do it.

Me too. I expect pictures of you with soap in hand. no dick pics.

Jebus on a stick, I'm sorry, man. That sounds serious, hope it isn't. Please take care of yourself! And update your emergency contact FFS.

Dude, why are you shouting?

Please, point me to good ramen packages.

34 A is a sad place to be. Especially for an overweight man.

B or C?

No, it is the love child of Anne Hathaway and Steve Buscemi

Watch out. Some where, a woman is coming to get you.

A vegetarian lasagna is better with meat? That doesn't make sense.

I'm not mad at you. Not even a little. I am pleased to make you think so much of yourself that someone on an internet forum would actually care what your opinions are. Have a nice day.

Win so hard that you're going to point it out every time you post about it. If you keep saying it, do you believe that is how people will remember it?

Perhaps of the idiot generation.

I choose the interesting man posting on an internet forum as a woman. Why isn't that an option? My desires are being persecuted.

I'm still waiting for an invite to dinner. Lasagna with roman oxtail ragu sounds fine, thanks.

Sajak failed the 5 month litmus test. Confirmed douche canoe.

Can't argue with that. Bend over.

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