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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    You think Notre Dame can demolish them? I hope so, I am just not sure...
  2. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Ohio State is going to win this, probably by quite a bit, but that won't reflect the game. Ohio State is not the #1 team in the country. They're barely holding it together against the second quarterback.
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    #1 team in the country struggling againstIndiana? Fuck them.
  4. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Fuck Ohio State right in the pussy.
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Indiana is up by 10. I'm totally horny. I hope Indiana beats them by 60. Fuck Ohio State right in the pussy.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've had squirrel gumbo, was meh. I also have had squirrel that I shot while camping and cooked over an open fire. Pull the fur off, salt and pepper that bitch, cook with fire. Not a lot of meat, but pretty good. For a rodent.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Two new nominations. sweet.
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    Happy birthday wantonsoup

    You should definitely post pictures of your penis in a festive hat. That's obviously Picasso's agenda here.
  9. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Fucking lol Texas. What a shit hole of a program. Michigan is looking legit.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    fucking fuckity fuck. Well, the deck outside our master bedroom has a railing. The railing has posts. The posts were put through the deck. No flashing was used. The headers over my garage doors have been wet since 1977. In fact, they no longer exist. There is complete lack of wood in the...
  11. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Fair point, Database Error shall be eliminated from the list.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    The nominations thus far Araysar Astrocreep Azeth Barraco Bisi Column Database error (is this user eligible?) DelicateFlower Draegan Furor IRB Itzena Johnny49 lurkingdirk Mist Nemesis Numbers Phazael popsicledeath Royal Soygen a_skeleton_03 Tanoomba Tarrant Troll Tyen...
  13. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Go and find whatshername again. The one you hadn't seen for years. Take pictures that include her naked boobs.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Apparently a lot of beef and alcohol was consumed last night.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Someone got shawed for wanting to post in the asshat thread? fuck the amod.
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Can an ass be a person? Shit's getting deep in here.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is the first step to recovery, man.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There's a place like that near my cottage in Michigan. Great beer, no food, stupid hipsters. It used to be a bank, and my kids love bringing dinner there and sitting inside the old vault, complete with a foot thick door and working locking mechanisms.
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I lived in Toronto I ate from food trucks pretty regularly, and there were regulated areas where they could be, and the city put in rows and rows of permanent outdoor tables/benches. It was an awesome setup. The city even kept the area cleared of snow in the winter.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm not going to lie, Bisi. Your steak is making me horny.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I wrote that by way of explanation as to why you like it.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good luck, man. Good for you for getting your shit together so you have an exit strategy, and good for you for being as patient as you are. I hope this works out in the best way possible for your kid.
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    DD coffee sucks the balls of a sweaty middle eastern prisoner of war. I have a hard time finding coffee I enjoy that I don't make myself. Call me snobbish or whatever, but fast food coffee sucks.
  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Except Dunkin Donuts coffee.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Dealing with the parents is always worse than dealing with the kids. So many parents are willing to accept that their kid is anything but a perfect angel.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    My kids talked me into Burger King for breakfast this morning because they like their cinnamon rolls. I fucking hate Burger King's entire breakfast menu. Their bread is all crap. Too soft, no texture. Yuck.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Alright you bunch of asshats. Keep the nominations coming!
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Lighter hose won't make it faster. Higher water pressure would. But mine have an adjustable gear ratio, you sure yours doesn't? Take that sucker apart and have a look. Also, if you adjust the spray pattern to a smaller spray, it might speed it up, too.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah, we've had a little bit of this, too. I have spent a lot of time with my kids talking about mean comments from other people, and how to cope with it. Believe it or not, a 5 year old is fully capable of comprehending that people say mean things, don't necessarily mean them, and different...
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Things are getting personal in here...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    chaos should also be negged, it seems.
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    He should probably be negged for this injustice.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a grinder. I'm going to make my own sausage. wOOt.
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    When buying a half cow, which is how I always get our beef, make sure you know where it was raised, when it was slaughtered, and what the hanging weight is. You don't want one that's overly large or tiny. Average is good. It's also important to ask how they pack it. As portions of that half cow...
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're going to need video to give sage advice.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Is that a nomination?
  37. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Already done. Nominate or STFU. yesitsjustthatsimple
  38. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    He has posted in the calendar year, and there is the possibility that he can be unbanned. I would say he is eligible. People are welcome to discuss.