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They should slow cook meat in a pit, and sell it. Do something to impress me, scouts.

Takes the challenge out of it.

Ya gotta pee off the back. Doesn't rock the boat. Or have a healthier prostate.

No homo. Just helping a bro out.

This is actually a good point.

Having someone jerk you. There are websites for that, man.

And telling them their fabulous outfit makes their ass look scrumptious.

God bless Mozz sticks?

That's a fair question. Also, tend to your thumbnail.

That girl should expect to get punched if she's going to repeatedly punch another person in the face. Or at least slapped. What a douche canoe.

What recipe did you use?

I would think it would not be for grandpa, but for yourself. You want this person that you know and love, and who loves you, to know something fundamental about yourself and be gratified and reassured in your identity when that person continues to love you.

Whelp, I'm in the market for a used car. May have to be a VW now, their value is bound to come down.

My dad always had a 14 foot Lund with a 7.5 horse mercury on it. It was perfect for the fishing we did, and easy to pull with virtually any vehicle with a hitch, as it was so light. Fancy bass boats are nice, but you can do some awesome fishing in little boats with small motors.

That's pretty sweet! I've been thinking of getting one. What kind of motor does it have?

Doughnut report: bloody delicious. What a lot of steps in making doughnuts, though.

USC ranked higher than Stanford. Seems legit.

I'm making doughnuts with the kids now. Just waiting for the dough to proof. What fun! making apple cider doughnuts with apples from the back yard.

The Stanford/USC game is making me horny. I want Stanford to win so badly.

Notre Dame was solid with 4 starters out on injuries. Solid win against a 14th ranked team.

Why does everyone assume ghosts speak English?

Let the school psychologist have a look. Let the school do what they want and be pro-active. You'll earn bonus points with the principal and her teacher if you do this. If they know you're trying and are open to hearing what they have to say, they will bend over backwards to accommodate whatever...

Don't hold back. How do you really feel?

Sometimes the burn is in J49's pants.

Yup. Good summation.

Your wife does anal?

And how does it feel being spanked like a bad donkey?

Man, I have tried to watch Alton Brown's show, but he's too much of a damned freakshownerd. Too quirky. I respect the skills and abilities he has, don't get me wrong. But the show just rubs me the wrong way. He's trying to be too smart, or something.

It's never coming. All money ear marked for salaries went up Brad's nose.

I don't like the coffee from a french press. Too much of the coffee's oil is retained, changing the texture of the drink. Steam is the best way to make coffee. That said, the stuff I've been drinking this week from the Keurig is not bad. Anyone have favourite keurig cups? I tend to like bold...

Do you remember when A Moon Bat moved the goal posts so his argument made sense? Dirk remembers.

Sorry, but this is just a silly post. "Oh, you have a different method for cutting one veg from another? Stupid. Cut them all exactly the same so you can practice and not hurt yourself." The method that Gordon Ramsay shows for cutting onions is superior in every way, which is why all chefs use...

Reach around. Reach often.

Watched the Blackhawks skate for practice at Notre Dame today. Same ice my kids had hockey practice on later and a few Blackhawks came out and did some coaching. Pretty cool.

Because none of this is real.

To do either will get the SJWs pissed off and attacking you.

The thot plickens.

You guys should watch the show "Chef's Table." There is an episode where this dude smokes things in this way, but often outside. In snow. It's fascinating. Francis Mallmann (TV Episode 2015) - IMDb