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  1. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    I'm sorry for your loss, but no helmet makes my sympathy level drop substantially.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    <Brad Wants Your Money To Go Up His Nose>.
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    Parent Thread

    Congrats, man!
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    You guys think he did it?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It was pretty bad. Also, Lox are as delicious as Meat man's meat.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Get something smallish and light for your first bike. Seriously, it'll be easy to handle in town and will increase your skill level and your confidence. Even if it's just for a year, then you upgrade.
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    My new Dating Pool

    He's too afraid they'd find this thread.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Did someone mention Dirk bikes? I want in on that action.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Unless he's with the moon lizards.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Will Lumie ever be able to bring himself to post here again?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm curious to know what makes you so certain that they've made great leaps other than a simple website update?
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    Most Hated Man in America

    Amazing that he will get away with this. Fucking criminal.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You can't see it NoodleBro, but I'm saluting you.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    I have friends who had similar issues, and they home schooled for one year. It wasn't super. They they put the kid in a Montessori school and magic. The fewer restrictions and self direction seem to do the trick for the little shit. He was getting sent home daily, but is a different kid now.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Guys, is this starting to rock?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I know what happened. Worf did not declare yesterday as a good day to die. How did we fucking miss that?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That sounds odd. Does not compute.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    No kidding. gah. Peanut butter and banana sandwiches were the bomb when I was a kid.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And lots of beer.
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    Parent Thread

    Damn, dude. Sorry you're going through it. Get the ADHD under control, and I be shit gets a lot more manageable, though.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I could never quite put my finger on what was wrong with you, but there's your problem right there.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I can't elaborate but if the world doesn't end tonight I may be in some trouble tomorrow. I though "pants=free cometpocalipse" was an outstanding idea.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Everyone ready to die today?
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    The Fishing Thread

    That's a mighty good day! I'm jelly. I also found your dream boat set up.
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    The Fishing Thread

    Damn. That's excellent. Nice fight pulling them in?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Man, why is there so much discussion of soygen's ass in the cooking thread? That dude can do some crotch pot cooking.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I like smoked gouda only on grilled cheese. Other than that, it reminds me too much of soygen's ass.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not bad, but still throw in a little sugar. Fuck it. I'm making this with grilled cheese tonight. We're going to dip our sandwiches in the soup, and with each bite, we will mock the haters. Mock them, I tell you. Smoked Gouda on home made bread with a strip of bacon in each sandwich.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Will you do them alphabetically, by power of God involved, or just by gut feeling?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If we all die tomorrow and God is benevolent and merciful, can we all hang out in Heaven, get harp lessons, and sing together? If we all die tomorrow and God is malevolent and vengeful, can we all hang out in Hell, drink too much, and watch shows put on by J49 and Capri?
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    Parent Thread

    The belt. I jest, but I am having similar issues with my 7 year old. Just no passion, no follow through, no persistence. What the heck.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this recipe gents. It's delicious as fuck and easy. Gordon Ramsay's Roasted Tomato Soup Recipe - Food.com
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Take that back or I will slap you.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Boy Scout jerky is an unfortunate phrase
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    The Fishing Thread

    I remain in my seat and drape my penis over the side. I don't do this while salt water fishing, as I'm afraid the larger fish will take it for enormous bait.