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Fuck that fucker right in the fuck hole.

That is nothing but awesome.

Good, good. Let the nominations flow through you.

Not the calendar year you asshat. You may have nominated yourself with this post. Edit: I believe Araysar has a real chance this year.

Nominate now.

asshat: A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Suck it. Too much copy and paste, not enough proof reading. I think I fixed it, amod, can you kill these (now) superfluous posts?

Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual ReRolled AssHat of the year award needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Can a_skeleton_03 repeat? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. ANY member may be nominated. That includes regular members, amod...

Spend a lot of time hugging your wife. It will be good for both of you. And I'm not kidding.

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Had the McDonalds Buttermilk Chicken sandwich tonight. Meh.

How do you know it was horse? Are you well versed in diarrhea?

McCheese requires food to be able to be eaten hands free and from a trough. Your dinner, while looking delicious, would require hands.

Thanks for that.

Damn dude. In-patient observation is probably a good idea, though it'll hurt you and your wife like crazy. The next step might be an in class observation by a behaviour specialist, I'm certain the school would allow that. But, take heart. Something is triggering her, you just haven't found...

The system that shows Brad's failure. Right?

Except for my vicious burns.

Well, all the women I know were right about you. You lack the equipment to get it done.

I'm taking shots. You're a turd. Obv. Oh, and fuck Pantheoff.

I was thinking I would sous vide it for about a million hours, then put it in my smoker heavy and wet for about 3 hours. I guess we'll see!

I heard Convo has bad breath and small testicles. Am I doing this right? Oh, also, Pantheoff isn't going to happen.

Slow clap. You got the reference.

Don't try to fathom the Khane, merely respect him.

Y'all need some Dijon ketchup.

My desire to google nipple maggots intensifies, but is not strong enough to allow me to actually do it.

A Moon Bat, how many dicks are in a gallon of dicks, and how does that number change when you compare said bucket in South East Asia as compared to North America?

How are you going to cook your brisket, man? I've been thinking of getting one for next weekend.

I have a one of those, it works amazingly well to cover very large areas. Really it's dumb if you DON'T buy one.

I think "smell the glove" was a particular stroke of genius. I applaud you, sir.

Because profit? Who knows. The Kitchen by Wolfgang Puck | Amway Grand Plaza Hotel

Too skinny. Needs a cheeseburger.

I went to Wolfgang Puck's "The Kitchen" for dinner in Grand Rapids today (Art Prize opened this weekend), and it was not impressive even a little bit. Even the decor was underwhelming. Appetizer - overcooked stuffed mushrooms. Entree - overcooked vegetables, under cooked potatoes, under...

Not enough flesh.

Oregon does not look sharp at all. I think Utah is going to take this one, and I think Oregon will be in the 20s in ranking next week, if ranked at all.

hodj seems upset.

A slightly larger circle than the other one.

Holy shit, that last play was amazing, and if they had pulled it off, it would have made every highlight reel from now until the end of time.

TCU is over ranked. They don't deserve this game. Edit: Notre Dame looked pretty sharp today. Slow start for the defense, but they got going eventually, and the offense put up 62 points, the last touch down was done by a true freshman quarterback. By the end of the game there was not a single...