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The burning he can take. It's the itching and the scratching.

It was. Watch this for the lulz Is this the worst snap in college football history?

I think the best solution is to invite your study buddy into a threesome with you and your wife. That way you aren't cheating, and you get to explore the vagina.

It's always a fucking circular argument with you, isn't it? Fuck. This is why we're not dating anymore.

And here is why so many marriages fail.

You have some good animal advice?

You think I'm not going to obsessively watch this now? C'mon Noodle. You know me better than that.

I thought about that, and it's a good thought. I was in his classroom today, and he's really popular. I was able to watch him at recess without him knowing, too. Again, he's popular, kids are following him and playing with him. Warrants more investigation, though. Thanks. Thoughtful point. We...

I think part of the "work" side to a relationship marriage is acknowledging that there are a whole lot of other people in the world you want to screw up against the wall. It's the decision not to, regardless of temptation that is the work part. Easiest thing in the world is to put your penis in...

We're having an issue with my youngest. He has always been a good sleeper, and bounced out of bed. Now, since school has started again, he's an absolutely grumpy jerk in the morning. Have to literally pick him up and get him out of bed, and then he screams and hollers at whoever has the pleasure...

Dude, I can't rep you, but this made me lose it. Well done.

Did anyone see the game where the ball got hiked about 8 feet to high to a punter? I saw it briefly on an update, but can't remember who it was. I think I remember them saying the the hiked ball traveled further than any completed pass for that team on that day. I want to find it and laugh...

I would make love to that steak before eating it.

Notre Dame was a damned uncomfortable game. And Zaire is out for the season with a broken ankle. I think we'll drop in rankings, as we should, and I think we hope for a 9 win season. That said, the second string quarterback did a really fine job, and even impressed me in a couple situations...

Awesome. That happened with a couple of mine, too. Huge frustration with the process, and then done one day because he made the decision.

I voted Hodj because he was first on the list and it seemed like less work.

Just wait till he starts walking. You'll be like, "Hey, my kid can walk! That's Awesome! Hey, My kid can walk! Well, fuck."

Don't be silly.

Fucking Pennsylvania is worth it?

Khane does like the sausage after a few drinks.

So one thing I would guess from the information that you have given is that your daughter is smart as fuck, and knows how to act with specific people, and she chooses not to do that in the classroom. It might be autism, it might be ADD, who knows what, but there might be medication that helps...

'Tis the season.

That icks me out, too. It's not rational. My wife once joked she was going to add some of her breast milk to my coffee. I've never put cream in my coffee since. I dunno. Whatever.

I'm not denying that. I'm merely offering a situation in which you could get mad at a chick taking pictures of herself covered in cum.

I believe horses are racist. Have you seen those elitist mother fuckers?

You have daughters?

Please be sure to clean the butthole.

So are chicken feet.

Don't be logical about this. Allow me to be icked out in irrational ways.

Holy shit. I'm pretty sure all life in this house would end with that statement.

That's a thing?

I, too, have a coffee maker with an insulated carafe, and a travel coffee mug that keeps that shit hot for literally 8 hours. The coffee is brewed at 6 in the morning, at 1:30 it is still hot enough that no warming is necessary. I currently roast my own coffee, and I'm pretty happy with that...

It's a great idea. Begin the marination process while the bird's still alive!

I had no idea pumpkins had pompous asses. Now I'm oddly interested.

Oh, shit. Pumpkin spice has made it to this thread.

I spent a weekend cooking down things like pumpkin, peas, apples, and so on when our kids got to the age where they started non titty based food. Cheap as crap, and good for them. Takes freezer space and patience.

If we're talking coffee, can someone tell me about Keurigs? Is the coffee good? It's certainly fast and convenient and terrible for the environment.