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That's awesome. Maybe we should also have "An Era of Conspiracy Theories" with tad and maybe "Russia Today" with Araysar.

Nice. Dip Shit for short. Catchy.

That article is just plain terrible, and it completely takes itself far too seriously. Anyone who thinks that article is spreading truth deserves to live in their delusional world.

I like where you're head's at. What do you think about including a couple of ferns?

It is cold here, about -5 f, and the wind is strong like you mom's body odour. I have had both wood stoves going hard all day, more than I've done since the incredibly cold snap last winter, and the house is comfortable, but it's going to get chilly tonight as the stoves die out around 4 am...

Just out of interest, how much had you had to drink when you came up with this idea? Also, to amplify the discomfort of your guests, dressing as wrestlers is not sufficient. Flesh coloured speedos. That's the ticket.

I'd watch that show. Better than most of the shite on tv now.

Yeah, I just find her far too abrasive for the sake of being abrasive. If you look up sandy vagina in the dictionary, there is a picture of her as the definition. I don't care for her humour OR her political perspectives. Other than that, she's great.

This made me throw up a little.

If you're putting a 50 amp breaker on something, you're damned right it's worth an electricians time. that's a lot of juice flowing, and an oven/stove running full out will draw as much as the manufacturer says, so your wiring better be up to the task, or it's fire time. Which is not at all...

I am mildly disturbed.

Seating arrangements for the next awards show:

Damn. That's hard core.

Damn, teeth at birth? That would freak me the heck out. And it would probably make early breastfeeding very uncomfortable. However, each child brings his or her own challenges. My kids all lost a crapload of weight after being born because my wife's milk always came in late, and wasn't...

Your child may be a big mother fucker because your wife has mutant powered breasts. Don't make those things mutually exclusive. I suggest a close inspection of your wife's breasts.

Maybe beat up the bullies and kill the parents? Seems totally justified.

You also need to know what gauge of wire is run between the receptacle and the breaker. You can't run 50 amps through wire rated for 30.

Some are trannies. Don't judge.

Man, what a bloody trainwreck Toronto is. Lost 13 of the last 14. No major changes upcoming. Ranked second to worst franchise in the league. Why won't people just stop buying tickets and merchandise? Put a fricking choke hold on the owners of that franchise, and force some change? Don't...

As someone who works closely with my children in their elementary and middle schools, I can tell you with certainty that sending in the brother to threaten, or whatever, is an absolutely horrible idea. There are a few possible outcomes, the most severe of which are that your son gets severely...

This thread has taken a strange turn.

That is a slow start to the day. Why is she cockblocking you so much?

Wait, are you allowed to post here? I thought you got like uber banned or something.

I have actually met this man in person, and he is exactly as much of a narcissistic cunt as you think he's going to be. I will go out of my way to never encounter him again. I wish he would simply disappear. The amount of negative press he has gotten is encouraging, but the next time he shits...

Boston is having the same amount of snow we had last year. We didn't make headlines every time a flake landed. Fucking sack up and decide it's normal to have a lot of snow if you live in the north and it is winter. Doesn't happen every year. sheesh. Go outside with a sled and find a hill...

I've had sex with my wife 26 times this morning alone. You guys need to step up your game.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. sheesh. I think that Craig Ferguson could do it. He's a pretty sharp guy. It would be interesting to have a foreigner anchor that show, though. They make so much fun of American politics, I'm not sure it would have the same credibility if the host...

Get a vasectomy. They're reversible, and really quite effective. Seriously, though, before the vasectomy we used condoms, and they don't bother me at all. Especially if you have a partner who insists on finding crazy hot ways to put it on for you. Use them right, throw in some spermicide...

That's what the word is on the streets. Only retards. Also, it isn't like her body is going through massive changes, and what was once a satisfactory level of hydration is no longer sufficient. It can't possibly be that her body has somewhat different needs when she has another human...

The masturbation option might be good for your marriage.

There should really be a band called "Fuzzy Troll Troupe."

Those are some pretty sexy trannies.

Is it just the two of them in there? I can try harder. But, in the meantime, here's some reading for you.

Shoveling is an awesome workout, though.