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  1. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    That must involve whipped cream, right?
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    First World Problems

    Sarah Palin.
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    The Rerolled Tits thread

    His wife won't let him take pictures. Only whores do that.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Recipe, or I will pillage your wife's pantie drawer.
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    Parent Thread

    She's going to poop an apple tree. Be sure to plant it in her own manure. It will grow best that way, and will produce sweet, sweet fruit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I weep for you. Winter is the best.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My kids gave me ingredients to make something tonight, so we ended up with shredded potatoes as pancakes with brussel sprouts, onion, and garlic with an egg binder deep fried, and a beef gravy over top with some sprinkled cheese. Roughly poutine. Loving it. Almost ready to eat.
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    Weather

    Which trimester are you in? Second trimester was horny trimester for us. Enjoy the snowy sexy time.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You should try this. No kidding, it's excellent. I think I've posted it here before, but take it again.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    And BluRay stops working at 2 inches of snow. It is known.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Keep them cum free. I like how you're thinking ahead by preventing the whores from getting cum on your back seat. By the way, did you ever wash it off the exterior of your car when whatshername spit it out the window?
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    Weather

    It was fairly cold here today, about 14 degrees f. We have about 4 inches of snow on the ground that fell a month ago. I laid on the snow nude to sunbathe.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have said before my hospitality was good...Maybe too good?
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    Weather

    McCheese confirmed Cliff Clavin.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You're welcome here, but you'll have to turn your head and cough at least once on your visit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I prefer the early wears, and the chaffing. But that's just me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Raw denim. That's a nice touch.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell me, is the scarf the only thing I'd be wearing at that point?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm going to have to google image search these blue waffles.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yes. It rocks when the keep of the keeper keeps on keeping as the keepening keeps on happening.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, shit. Add it to the watching the snow comment - "watching the snow, with Master Chef on in the background."
  26. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Johnny Whoreseed. All bases covered.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sheesh, that looks like a hot dog that has been shoved up someone's ass and then jizzed on. Actually, might be delicious...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sutekh, I think you should show up naked, on her door step, and tell her you burned your other apartment down, so you'll need to stay with her. And then put it in her butt. Or her mouth. Then have a beer, and watch the snow together. Last three pages summed up.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's Doctor Hipster Tomato Certification, thank you very much. I didn't go to Hipster Tomato school for four years for nothing.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You are dead to me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get good japanese rice and do a 1:1.5 ratio with water. Get it boiling, then low heat for 20 minutes. Never have a problem.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    What do you think, bros? Would you eat it? You Can Now Gorge Your Face On Asian And Mexican At The Same Time With The Ramen Burrito
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, you seem like a pretty smart guy. Just make sure the power is off at the breaker, and pull that fucker apart. You can do that, for sure.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My family would kill your family in a fart-off. Gauntlet thrown.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The last time I went to Dennys, the waitress dropped five glasses of ice water on me. The manager insisted I pay for my meal (which I had not yet received) before I left. He did not win that argument. That Dennys is now a Chinese restaurant. I enjoy their Chinese food.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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