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Holy crap, there are so many awesome lines in this thread. You guys are outstanding, keep up the good work! And Wombat, post those nudies. For science.

sure?

Yes?

And New England cheated their way to a super bowl win? No one is going to be happy about this win except dick fuck New England fans who can not see the truth.

Well, probably should have run that ball, right?

Crazy game. Fun to watch. Fuck New England.

Wow. Lets hope they can keep this up. Fuck New England. Right in the pussy.

Well, shit. I tuned in to watch Joe Montana. To whom can I complain?

And why the hell was that not intentional grounding?

New England's running game sucks balls. That could be the difference tonight.

While that is likely true of extreme specifics, it is possible to scientifically make some general predictions more than three days out. I recently watched a documentary on this, and it is really quite amazing the number of scientific elements that go into predictions. We are about half way...

Tomatoes.

If he does that, and doesn't use the theme music, it will be a wasted opportunity.

Making Chipotle an equivalent to getting fucking in the ass seems about right.

I am having a hard time with people finding McDonalds' coffee good. It just isn't. Now, mind you, I don't think Starbucks has particularly good coffee, either. There are very few places to go out and get a GOOD cup of coffee. I'll stick with what I brew at home. Moral of the story...

We won't acknowledge that possibility because then we won't get to read about it here. Unless Seimone steals his phone, logs in here, and posts about it. Actually, that might be fun.

But does he have the super aids?

Perhaps the creepiest post in the history of this board.

It could be that her new husband is desperate for you to come and take her off his hands altogether. Maybe.

Does your husband cook, too?

I just died a little bit.

You like the texture of Gravy's underpants? Dude.

If by pathetic, you mean stupid, yup.

Things look grim.

Middle-class people won't eat there--it's poor people's food. And the poor are being priced out. The niche in-between is getting smaller. They just fired their CEO. McDonald??Ts Profit Drops 30% as U.S. Sales Slump - Bloomberg Business

McClit?

I'd rather eat Gravy's underpants than eat quinoa. I hate that texture.

Hey NoodleMOD, can you change his profile picture to this:

But, other than that, he'll be okay, right?

McCheese food philosophy: All things in excess. Recover from overdosing on crap by overdosing on celery? Awesome! Also, this is related to this thread:

Had not even considered that. Outstanding.

That is just awesome. I love professors like that.

Yeah, once you hit 30, it's a fucking hotdog in a hallway. Every time.

You may need more help than McCheese.

After eating that much crap like that, I'd check my blood pressure. If it's really jacked, it can make you feel very strange. Sweats, pounding head, dizziness. Go to a pharmacy or some such shit that has a place to check it free. Seriously.