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That is awesome. I must have one. Providing it also gives handjobs.

I'd like to know if that robot can do the two step.

And the shits.

Every generalization totally sucks.

Is there any activity at their forum?

There is a remarkable amount of full retard in here.

That party is gonna rock!

Well, we talk a lot, and we fuck a lot. Seems to be working.

Which one is that J49? The wedding ring on your hand is a nice touch.

Communication. Also communication. After that, communication. Talk with your partner about sex. A lot. Frequently. It is the only way to make sure that expectations are the same, and expectations are pretty important in this arena.

Wow.

Scalding coffee?

And Notre Dame?

Godspeed, son.

Every wife should have the hobby of perfecting the art of the blow job. Suggest it, she'll love it. It's a hobby you can work on together.

I hope we get six more feet tomorrow. I took my youngest to school on the snowmobile this morning. He thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

Yes. That movie represents reality.

Saddle is a particular part.

Is she brushing her teeth? Does she even know this video exists?

Reindeer is delicious. Stew for the tougher parts, steaks for the win.

I don't think it should take that long, either. But the longer we are together, the more fun and exciting things get. I know that's counter cultural, and somewhat counter intuitive. But there it is. My wife can get me off in about no time flat, or we can make it last for a pleasurably...

I dunno, guys. I guess I'm in the extreme minority, but I find sex to be getting better as time goes on. My wife knows exactly what gets me going, and how long to do it, and how to change it just enough to make it interesting. And I get extreme satisfaction knowing those things about her, and...

I think you should get matching vibrating underwear, give each other the remotes, and go out for dinner. See if you can get each other good and worked up before you head home.

Probably feeling lazy is what does it, Khane. Too many layers to take off. You might try something new in the bedroom, see if it creates some anticipation. Introduce a toy or two, or maybe let her tie you up, or have sex in the parking lot of Walmart. Just something different. Worth a...

All wild "ungalates"(2 toed animals) are called "venison." Moose, deer, elk, caribou, etc.

That would be cruel. You'd force them to pay taxes on all that help money you gave them.

Every kid is different. You guys will find your stride. And the first night your kid sleeps through, you'll wake up feeling guilty and panicy, thinking they must clearly have died in the night, and you were just too tired to notice. It will happen. Sleep will come.

Paris Hilton got new bewbies.

something something mother joke.

This is a fantastic post. 10/10

Roughly.

I have a close friend who hunts like crazy. I don't think he ever eats any meat he doesn't capture himself. He and I have a reciprocal agreement - I do minor house repairs for him, we get his second deer of the year every year. Keeps the first for himself, but then he does bow hunting, muzzle...

Did the ex wife do butt stuff? That could be why you are having such a hard time letting go.

I spent half the day taking care of snow today, it was awesome. I love snow. It can snow every day until May, I'd be okay with that.