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In fairness it looked like a coupla women standing around watching. Then one summoned help and the first 5 dudes to show up went in and threw down.

Last time I had a McD's burger I hadn't eaten in 24 hours (not by choice, it was a surprise fast) and it was still shit. I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions no ketchup and I got a fucking burger with ketchup and onions only. Not even any cheese even though they charged me for a cheese...

you know theres a dedicated thread for sexytime gifs, right?

I got my pdf of the DCC RPG core rule book today. I wasn't planning this, but they made it such a pain the fucking ass to download the pdf that I wanna give it away to as many people as possible now.

Definitely a situation where you need to rehome the child before the sweetums gets hurt. I can't believe they waited 2 years to recognize a problem.

I change x to xcancel in the url. There are others that do the same thing, but that's the one I can remember.

When USAID gets its funding back.

Don't forget she was 16 year old jailbait in that video. How old were you in 1998 when it came out?

Oh I know who he meant and it was AT&T. That punk ass bitch better not say it again to my face.

the fuck you just say?

Bitches are like the bowl of queso at a mexican place. You share that shit with your homies.

I actually like those meetings. Maybe it's because I've been around long enough to have known those executives back when they did actual work. But my company is cool about it. We can phone it in and even watch the recording if we can't make it live. You should just take an extra work from...

I'll also add that I spent years reporting every one of those payroll emails that came with the big red text across the top. It clearly had spoofed headers because it claims to be from [email protected], yet had that red text. That is a textbook sign. IT did one mass email about it...

You reminded me of something. The number of legitimate phishy looking emails I get from people inside my own company is ridiculous. From: Some new person you never met in HR Subject Urgent Hey you need to click here and fill out this information today otherwise your plans for next week are...

My company has the most retarded email security I can imagine. - First off, they added the big red text THIS EMAIL CAME FROM OUTSIDE THE ORGANIZATION to the top if it's external. Cool, that seems reasonable and can actually be helpful potentially if anyone tries to spoof my bosses address or...

What do you mean wants to be? You think they stick to glory holes in the Daniels family?

Next time try something like SIR THE GIRL SAID YOU GRABBED HER YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ENTIRE DANCE.

We got Von Miller, bitches. The rest of you might as well join the jets and declare it a rebuilding year. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/von-miller-cowboys-micah-parsons-hall-of-fame/

So, less slavery and more raping? I'll let him cook.

lol the trump reference. He was fucking everywhere, wasn't he?

If only it could have happened while that traitor was still a redskin. Our voodoo priestess is losing her touch.

I think he was that dude on PBS that painted pictures of old houses or something.

google can't tell the difference bro. Nobody can.

When I was younger, it always irked me a little that the flight attendants never actually inflated the vests during the safety briefing. I thought we needed to have some idea of what it was going to be like, but young me knew that they would be running through those demo vests like crazy if...

I fixed your minor spelling errors for you.

I finally watched that macgregor fight. I was actually impressed he kept fighting as long as he did. He threw a kick, fell down. Threw another kick, fell down. Threw a punch, fell down. Max was like, wtf? Mac was on the ground going "it's only a flesh wound. Come down here and fight ya pussy".

Thanks for the clarification. I declare jooks'a meme funny. Fuck the redskins.

In LSU's Defense, a big college like that is liable to have over 100 players. They can't just start retiring fucking numbers.

Someone explain that joke to me please.

You can reconsider my offer after every loss.

I'll make a deal with ya. If you stop posting that asian chick all over the forum and instead only post her in the asian chick thread, I won't talk shit about the jets anymore.

First off, there's always the option of light touches. Feel free to explore that concept with your LBFM and thank me later. Also, TBH most of my experiences were someone using it on my back and shoulders. Most, not all. But even so, I never felt much danger of damage that wasn't directly...

I don't know what hyper ice means, but I have experienced a few that look like that. They were all plug in, not battery powered like that one seems to be. I don't know what kinda ratings these things have so I can't make any meaningful comparisons to this exact model.

I don't play PF but I am a min/maxxing autist and read the description of persistent damage. I read that as it not stacking per se, but lets say it triggers 4 times, they would roll the 2d4 4 times and use the highest damage. But I think the "each time" wording in the aura is there to let...

Remember who you're asking. You need specify giving or receiving.

Is this like an APB type notice for local LE in those cities to watch for his MO?

It's a "handheld massager" I'm guessing he found it under the bed and his wife thought quick and said it was for him.

I'm having that problem with the bobiverse.

Probably can't blow up a ball of gas the same way you blow up a chunk of rock. Also, I doubt the nearby explosion would have pulverized the moon the way a direct hit from the laser would. Lotta damage? Sure. But probably only on one side of the moon.

It's not a lie that I need to find a pimply faced retard with a key to get the good stuff. What did that video have to do with sudafed?