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Hoss said:
It's a "handheld massager"

I'm guessing he found it under the bed and his wife thought quick and said it was for him.
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I don't know if you've tried the hyper-ice style ones, but if you tried to use this as a "handheld massager" you'd find yourself with nerve damage in about 0.5 seconds. These things are ROUGH, in a good way for sore muscles, in a bad way for delicate bits.
 
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Goatface said:
asked my physical therapist about massage guns today, he said they work very well for certain things, but bad if used in wrong spots. my issue is my shoulder and said it would bruise if used on it, but going to try it next visit on the muscles around it and see if that helps any.

anyone have a TENS unit? there are lot more brands and styles out now. want to get one, but not had to time/energy to do the research

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Been using one, at least twice a week, for about a decade now. And yes, you can use it on your dong.
 
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Cad said:
I don't know if you've tried the hyper-ice style ones, but if you tried to use this as a "handheld massager" you'd find yourself with nerve damage in about 0.5 seconds. These things are ROUGH, in a good way for sore muscles, in a bad way for delicate bits.
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I don't know what hyper ice means, but I have experienced a few that look like that. They were all plug in, not battery powered like that one seems to be. I don't know what kinda ratings these things have so I can't make any meaningful comparisons to this exact model.
 
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I don't know what hyper ice means, but I have experienced a few that look like that. They were all plug in, not battery powered like that one seems to be. I don't know what kinda ratings these things have so I can't make any meaningful comparisons to this exact model.
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Its just that pistol-grip style like this one. Maybe they're not all like that. The ones I've tried at tournaments and had used on me by trainers were strong enough to seriously hurt. Like if you used it on your dong I think it'd look like lunchmeat after.
 
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