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Which fucking movies are you watching? He is not the only redeemable part of any movie anywhere. The only good cage movies are Raising Arizona (which was good despite him) and Ghost Rider (in which he was mostly CGI) I looked through his filmography and Windtalkers and Matchstick men weren't...

Owned. Yes, I'm a guy with pit experience. Put mine down after about a year the first time he attacked another dog.

And it was dumb looking. If you're going to get flagged for simulated restroom use, at least pretend to take a dump. Grab a magazine and thumb through it.

To be clear, that PI was a makeup call for the one that gave the ravens a TD when the wide receiver lowered his head and knocked the CB down like a billy goat. But you're right, they were able turn it into a TD and we weren't. Just the same, I'd rather there have been no bullshit PI calls at all.

Man, Cam went down like a sack of potatoes. Did he get a concussion on that play?

I like the way you gave your stalker some personal info he can jerk off too while not giving him any specifics about your whereabouts. Well done.

Oh come the fuck on. He was taken #3 in the draft. Yes someone was saying he was going to be a good NFL QB you fucking retard.

I think the phrase you're looking for is a DDOS script written by a woman.

I just found out I'm not as fat as I thought I was. Comparatively speaking.

I have tried saying it was something I saw in a porno. But she thinks things that happen in porn is all camera tricks so I haven't gotten much traction. It's not like I'm asking her to grab the ceiling fan and spin around on my dick. Just, you know, suck on the balls a little more. Finger my...

Don't I know it. I have tried so many times to bring up exes to my wife because I liked a thing they did. Shut the absolute fuck down immediately every time. I don't understand why she doesn't want to learn how to do a thing i like. Fucking nuts. If she gives me notes, I pull out a pen...

They used to have mike mccarthy as a coach. How is this the first time in their lives?

Lawd Jebus! So the jets will ruin 3 promising careers next year and be broke for the next decade? Can't wait to rub this in bubbles's face.

Oh lets enjoy his best scene ever together

I'm probably going to watch it but that's the worst fucking madden impersonation I've ever heard. Cage is such a shitty actor.

Someone save me a google search and give me the TLDR on what theranos was promising to do.