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I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "wrong".

Now is probably a good time to make some rules for repeat winners. I suggest requiring the avatar be worn longer.

Exactly. Apples, Dogs, and innies are all clearly superior. Oranges, cats, and outies are all disgraces to fruits, pets, and belly buttons (respectively). Just like warcraft and wow. I actually had hatred for them in the early EQ days because I was a mudder and MMOs stole all my MUD friends...

Preciate it brother, but I was never a wow player. I played warcraft and thought wow was a huge downgrade.

We have a few people in ours who come to the meeting every year and propose we raise the fees. Not board members, residents. Why? Well because their friends live in a neighborhood and the fees are 10x as high, so a measly extra $50 is still nothing. Last year my wife and I missed the meeting...

The Hype Train is here boys. WHOO WHOO! Superb Owl Bound The really funny thing about this is that after AI generated it for me, it took a fucking jab at me. Said it hopes the cowboys hype train is more reliable than those leaky hoses I was dealing with a few days ago.

There's a tragic failure mode for teethbrushes too.

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Did I tell you my penis was in Guinness book of world records? That was until the librarian asked me to take it out….. I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what...

Just curious, what HOA documents? From what I've seen, deed restrictions should be publicly available. Also, if they're so all fired important, why didn't you already have a copy? I'm with you on the HOA hate wagon. I have one now where I live, but it's voluntary. That's the only reason I...

The holiday handling fee is the thing that would probably piss me off the most. Which fucking holiday? shipping is 4-14 business days so it's not like you're trying to get a slutty costume before halloween.

What are the odds of the sixers going undefeated? He might want to split his money on both bets.

Well the offenses were, at any rate. Superb owl bound baby. The hype train is pulling into the station.

Update on the last post. I finished dimension 20 freshman year. Loved it. I'm a few episodes in on the dungeon masters one and I think I'm going to drop it. It's putting me to sleep. The DM is pretty great and obviously I like looking at the scarjo lookalike, but everything outside of...

Does anyone else find it disconcerting when you walk into a bathroom and it smells good? I mean really good. When you take a deep sniff before you remember you're in a bathroom. I'm not suenig, I don't like the smell of piss and I do appreciate it when it doesn't smell bad. It just gives...

Time to dox you, I hope you got your blood pressure medicine ready. Amod I think I should get a pass on the doxxing since this is clearly a public figure and she didn't try to hide at all. Welcome to the forum TN Rep Joanne Favors

You appear to be confused, and not just about your gender. This is not a thread for bedwetting faggots who hate all dogs. Learn to conquer your fears like a man.

Probably the 4th time that's been in this thread, but I guess we can mention again that it looks like sticking your finger up the dog's butt works better than choking it. The owner tried to do it in the beginning, and later the dude in the helmet came in and made him let go. The fact that the...

i wish you motherfuckers would quit reminding me of mustard holes

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. ======================== Condoms are for fucking pussies.

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking...

Just be glad he's not selling adult diapers like some other NFL greats.

Let me explain it to you like you're 5.

err, exactly how bad is your diabetes? You running an A1C of 10?

I speak for all cowboy fans when I say

Probably not because as I understand it GRRM hasn't written anything else since GoT. Matt has other stories he wants to tell. In fact, DCC came about because he got writers block on the story he really wanted to write and had to take a break.

Except the eagles picked up Joe Milton from the cowboys practice squad. So they're set and fated to lose to the cowboys in the NFC championship game.

I assumed he was already in tulsa king given the description. But I'm way behind on TK.

Yeah, I'm hoping this move will help. Pettine is supposed to be Christian Parker's old mentor, right? The best thing for Pettine is if things get better, he gets all the credit, if things don't get better, it's still parker's fault. But moving the DC to the booth might help because a lot of...

Cowboys are currently 1.5 pt underdogs against the pack (or +102) for sunday night's game. It's a lead pipe lock baby, and we're back on for the super bowl!

In the trailer she reminded me of carol fucking baskin.

The first time I noticed it I went "Bill Belichick must have a tiny cock, Chris has great diction with his cock fully inserted into his mouth" That led to my wife trying to say bill belichick while sucking my dick, so that was cool and kinda weird. OK very weird. But he'll get locked onto...

It's about the only way fritos are edible. The chili smell does overpower the frito smell.

Amen. I only have to listen to him when he's calling cowboy games and in those games I'm paying more attention to how bad he is than the game itself. I can't even offer an opinion on his partner, I don't remember anything he's ever said. I used to like chris when he was on the pre-game...

humans do that electronic beep boop bullshit too. We've always been comparing them to human performers.

I'd never heard of it. Gemini says it's similar to DVT, but less dangerous and less chance of the clot breaking loose and killing you. But if you are getting a superficial clot, you're also likely to get deep ones. So this could be serious depending on why he got it.

Frito pie is clearly the best on that list, but I didn't know it was considered weird. It's just fritos with chili on top. Sour cream, onions, cheese, etc are optional. Do the lesser states not have that? Fried butter sounds legit though.

Can't stand buck. Hopefully I'll get to hear aikman call some games without that dipshit.

Look, if you don't have to lean into a turn to keep your vehicle from rolling, the joke's on you. You're the one not building valuable driving skills.

fucking amazeballs, huh?

I already said it was white people. We're saying the same thing.