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  1. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Damn redksins, I just heard you lost mariotta today and the Elbow will be back next week.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am already a hard pass on that shit. But I'm not sure what that has to do with me choosing the level of security I feel is appropriate or whether I could hack their gibson once I get logged back in.
  3. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Jaxson smith njigba, obviously. 114 Passer rating, baby! Fuck the redskins
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I get that it legally has to be important for them. But that doesn't mean force me to use super secure passwords, it means give me the option. Let me go up to 10000 characters and use every character in any possible language if I want to. But don't force me to. If that's the concern, I'd be...
  5. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Same here. Went for a week and rode it every day at least once and a couple of days I did nothing but ride. We might have met and not even known it. If you ever rode with me I was the guy who always messed with the buttons in the shuttle craft and the disembodied voice told me to stop.
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think it's the IT people being self important dipsticks. They like to pretend they are defending NSA secrets. It's just a matter of them ticking some boxes on the server config screen. That's why they didn't even bother to put the password requirements on the webpage. To use your anal ogy...
  7. Hoss

    What did you just read?

    I checked last night and he is supposed to have started on book 7 which will be the last book in the linear story. Meaning he'll go back and do spinoffs later.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I have yet to find anything anywhere that compares to the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton back in the day. The original one was a bit better, but even the new one was fucking cool. Quark's bar. Everything. Universal Studios and Disney didn't have a ride that was even in the same league...
  9. Hoss

    What did you just read?

    I do audio. It is out in hardcover now. My wife is still waiting on the kindle version. Really odd that the kindle version is delayed for so long. Especially since Amazon owns both audible and kindle.
  10. Hoss

    Madden

    face off legitimately deserves a spot in the worst movies of all time list. That you try to list it as a good movie tells me everything I need to know about you. And I'm not even excluding angsty indie art films from that list. It was fucking retarded from top to bottom. As for the other 2...
  11. Hoss

    What did you just read?

    I just finished book 6 of bobiverse. He's writing another one, right? That motherfucker better already be writing another one.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm hoping to get a phillipina who works with me to record mine. I want something like "So sorry Mr Hoss cannot answer phone now, try again later. Because of spammers he doesn't check messages so don't bother leaving one. Send a text or call back later thank you"
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I probably posted about this before, but my favorite was the time when I had to say my password over the phone to a cute sounding customer service rep. I was like .... That was a verbal password. I'm so sorry. OK I'm gunna say it, but I'm so sorry you have to hear it. She was like, I can...
  14. Hoss

    Digger (2026)

    To be fair, I laughed my ass off at cruise dying over and over in Edge of Tomorrow.
  15. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    I think I'm going to have to stream my game tomorrow. Who are you guys using these days? Most of the old bookmarks I have are dead now. Only the nflbite list is live.
  16. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    So the big contract is like a metaphor for the playoffs?
  17. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    WTF drinks aren't free anymore? Fuck that shit I think what you're both saying is "Bring back the Mob" and I agree.
  18. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Remind me what he did. All I see is he got arrested for DWI. I mean sure that's bad, but people are acting like he attacked the cops or raped someone in the drunk tank. Was it just a DWI?
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    OK I got a quick second one. I'm in physical therapy. The therapist sent me a link to some website that had my treatment plan. Basically it had the exercises listed, but it is setup for patients to log in and check off that they did them and score useless points. I didn't know this at first...
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking AI answering the phone. My HSA credit card company wanted to implement passkey, but I have a firm policy of not putting financial shit on my phone. With passkey, you have to either use the app, or put the key on a USB drive. Fuck that idiotic shit. So I have to call them for anything...
  21. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Firemen are called to a burning pub. They drag out an Irishman and ask him how the fire started. "I don't know." He says, "It was on fire when I went in there."
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    You do not have to be addicted to those things to enjoy them. I mean, yeah if we're talking about living in vegas, but it sounded like he was just there.
  23. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Fuck yeah, the season is saved! Glad i didn't sell those superb owl tickets yet.
  24. Hoss

    Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

    I read the thread. General consensus is that its like your mom at a truck stop.
  25. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Looks kinda like he's the one straight BJJ practicioner.
  26. Hoss

    Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

    Too bad it sucked, I generally like half animation, half live action shows. I will probably try it out anyway.
  27. Hoss

    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    I love a good homer broadcast team.
  28. Hoss

    Madden

    Is it Kween of War and cage's character is now a black lesbian?
  29. Hoss

    Madden

    I'm not positive I watched lord of war. I think I did, but the fact that I can't remember for sure says a lot about how good it wasn't. I do remember watching Ghost Rider in the theater and thinking "Thank God cage didn't ruin this movie too".
  30. Hoss

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    If you can figure out how to unplug him, I found a video online showing how to plug a dog. It should work on a rabid dog fucker too.
  31. Hoss

    no homers no blax thats the rule

    Apparently amod needs to be reminded But also, it looks like I either missed or forgot about a flame out. I'll go look up this @tritonas charachater.
  32. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Bro. The back foot went because the front foot slipped. He had moved it so far back after getting rocked that it was going on it's own if he hadn't moved the front foot back. You're trying to say there had to be ice cubes under both feet. I'm just saying it could have been one. But in...
  33. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    That heavyweight fight about halfway in. ::Chef's Kiss:: I realize no one wants to watch them because they are disgusting, but that one bitch turning and running away is exactly why I like to see a heavyweight women's fight once in a while. You can't stay a HW as a female if you do any kinda...
  34. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    The video he posted is gone, I assume this is what they're talking about. It was definitely just that one leg. The X video has more angles and you can see he stepped back to brace after he got rocked hard, then brought the lead leg back and it slipped. But what is less obvious in the video is...
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: Starfighter (2027)

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    Madden

    a suicidal alcoholic who moves to vegas to drink himself to death. You're not refuting the claim that he just plays himself in every movie.
  37. Hoss

    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    he clearly found himself in a chad powers situation. If he had scored, someone would have told the entire world he's really eli manning in a mask.
  38. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Fuck. That's a good question. Militaries definitely use dogs. If they are considered equipment, I don't see why that wouldn't make them an arm. Sure you could argue fatigues are equipment but not arms, but I would counter with 'they don't use their pants to attack enemies'. On the other...
  39. Hoss

    Star Wars: Starfighter (2027)

    I'd never heard of cade skywalker. But he was 130 years after the original trilogy so I'm for it. If they want a clean slate to work with that's what they should have done from the start instead of shitting all over the EU and the new republic Leia and Mon Mothma built.