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peer pressure ? i was the peer pressure first taste is free girly girl after that you have to come up with some form of payment

Ha I won't even wave to the little troglodytes in the hood . In no way shape manner or form do I want them seeing me as someone who might help them , when their crackhead parents spindle fold or mutilate them, other peoples kids are not and never will be my problem

the reset is going too look like drastic global climate change or humanity going extinct

eh it was worth 10 bucks to get rid of the kids for a couple hours , they both liked it . so will get it at red box xome time in 2016

don't even need to get on a plane to see a third world shithole just drive to methlahoma

plus it sounds like a great place to send the fuck ups in your squadron

when you make a vintage star trek one liner and only one person out of 20 gets it and he has a walker

I was never the sharpest knife in the socom cutlery drawer but i sure as fuck paid attention during creative chemistry classes

I was never the sharpest knife in the socom cutlery drawer but i sure as fuck paid attention during creative chemistry classes

lithium battery in the gas tank , once the gas eats away the coating and the lithium strip is exposed to moisture it sparks

cut the rattles off a snake and put it in the scammers car

our transport plane stopped at minot once for gas or directions I slept on the plane didn't want to get left behind in that fucking wasteland

I don't know the old lady bought her anniversary present on prime day , she got two games for 60 bucks . That is usually a 100 bucks for dinner and another 100 for a present hoofuckingray an extra 140 bucks too spend on casino hookers = win for me

Eh whatever the army's restructuring in progress is going to falcon punch the local economy and I will laugh my ass off when it happens )

pretty much the com bloc version of the m 60

$100 fine for dogs at large after paying #50 to get them out of the doggie jail , fuck the police state and its endless ways of raping my wallet

you know you live in the hood when on your way out the door to a 12 step meeting at 6 am , the wife says you got enough ammo honey ??

oklahoma rustles my jimmies every damn day the winners of an ancient war got mordor the losers got oklahoma fuck my life counting the days sometimes hours till i can pcs away from this skid mark on the white speedo of america

traffic tickets i miss the good ole days when a belt full out of the rpk made smoky not so interested in ticketing your stupid ass

I just goto customer service or lost and found damn near anywhere and ask if anyone turned in whatever cellphone my friend says he can unlock for 5 bucks so I dun care if someone else's 700 dollar phone gets found by a derelict someplace )

one more thing in the no fucks given file , thanks for paying all my health vision dental medication bills till death do us part , you stupid tax donkeys

the black hole or swashbuckler its a toss up and memories are hazy

i'll vote for port angeles simply because every time I had to drive through Tennessee I am tempted to go all pulp fiction on some inbred cracker as in english motherfucker do you speak it

honda's your car is not badass it sounds like a chihuahua is stuck in your tailpipe , honda ,the car for assholes who can't afford a BMW

people who order a 14 inch loadeds ateak sub and a 2 liter diet coke . come on you fat fuck get a real coke so i can take swig off it when driving

People like to pull that salesman shit out , /gofuk . I don't remember the last time seen a salesperson it has been years. Anyways they have these signs that say NO SOLICITING , you don't get to interpret the law as you see fit . It means do not come on this property and solicit , period...

My great uncle said he was sad when WW 2 ended , cause fighting the nazi's was a lot less hassle , then fighting with the wife.

Not where I live , get off the property is all that needs to be said. Failure to comply and use of deadly force is authorized.

Robo slop kitchen Spect it is too early to go long on private prison stocks , quick what do you call an unconvicted felon ? COOK

The only way we can take a tiger is to pound in the ass - oddball from kelly's heroes Mom was quite pissed when I relayed that information to her. After the old man took me to a classic war movie marathon on the post one saturday .

This forum could have two active threads , FSR and the pretty girl thread and still be full of more awesome than free beer for life

War ? With what ? Most of the norko army is engaged in benny hill bucket brigade type shenanigans to get water onto their drought stricken crops. If north korean asians are so smart , how come they did not stop with one successful nuke test , and pour money and resources into desal plants...

violence gets shit done

Free 2 play means pay 2 win , of course I am cynical about things too.

Restaurants have been going out of business left and right for decades. For every person that can run a kitchen and make a living , there are nine or more that think they can. Used professional equipment sales have kept my uncle fat drunk and happy for over 50 years. Wetback labor in the...

My solution , when the oil runs out , carpet bomb the airports and sink anything that floats. Then let the assorted sacks of shit have a battle royale to the death over some worthless patch of sand , with a carrying capacity of a few thousand people . As long as no residual radiation is still...

check parents if hers had a long death do us part you are halfway there , check grandparents same thing , it ups the chances she has more patience , tolerance and other useful personal skills that will keep a marriage going. If you of course are the product of dysfunctional breeders going...

oven cleaner and a solid framing hammer easily accessible or a peephole. cause it is not always feasible to launch a pound of lead out of the winchester 97 in residential areas actually I always wanted a lancaster pistol , cause nothing says get the fuck off my porch like 4 barrels full of...

That's like a gideon bible , you don't have to stay at the motel to get. AKA emergency thunderass wipe

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