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    Military Thread

    command structure is not relevant when one knows how to manipulate the system to suit one's self
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    Sounds awesome , will put it down on my redbox free monday list )
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    Military Thread

    Always a great excuse to get out early , take days off , avoid extra bullshit duty. Generally fuck over all the single useless tards from the midwest ). Have fun pulling weeds , I will be having a cold one and dozing in the sun at the beach.
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    Military Thread

    On the chopping block commissary subsidies , BAH/BAS changes so it all ends up as taxable. Going to suck for the local gouge tards and slum lords when all that discretionary spending vanishes.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Used restauraunt supply stores call some up and shop around for professional grade stuff cheap. I used mostly cast iron and le creuset with a few odds and ends in heavy stainless steel for cooking
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    Prometheus (Alien 0) - 1 Year Later

    It should have been titled Friday the 13th in Space , total waste of time too watch.
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    Movies That Would Be Made, If You Could Make It Happen

    Wasteland Seeing the neighborhood watch helpful hint sign would be epic 1 . Buy an AK-74 2. If you see someone hanging around your neighborhood . That you do not know, shoot them
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    Movies That Would Be Made, If You Could Make It Happen

    They live remake with a real budget and talent
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    She found someone who can keep her in luxury and pay off her student loans. Be glad she used you for a booty call and move on with your life
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    Gamasutra Article - "The Top F2P Monetization Tricks"

    One of the largest demographics with disposable income , single boomer twats from 49 to 62.
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    I think I have become a shitty human being

    You will fire a psycho one day , and he will use a nail gun to terminate you )
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who have lived in america for years and can not speak english.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Caught ? yes lessons learned 1. If you are going to screw a stripper on the couch , be damned sure your GF is really really passed out from to much partying 2. Never ever buy the GF a weapon if you are in the screw it if it moves stage of life 3. Always have an alternate plan and stash of...
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    EQ Classic? Not really.

    Pet pulling was left in game cause most monks had to be in bed by 8 pm on school nights
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    Haribo Sugarless Gummy Candy

    Perfect gift for the mother in law , right before a nonstop flight from new york to austraila
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    Health Care Thread

    Sounds good until it dawns on a few hundred people that a hundred shape charges or so will take down most of the power grid ). Now that would really clean the gene pool right up. I would simply emigrate long before that , someplace where I could live like a king for 80000 or so well into my...
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    How do you help people with finances?

    Anytime I get an urge ta shop , take a ride through the post on trash day . Best time is usually early summer when people PCS or just after xmas, when people throw out shit they used once then stuffed in a shed. Do all my xmas shopping that way , TV's , slightly dated electronics like iPods...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Graven in every female paw in secret code . Men will fuck anyone just add alcohol. They are simply exercising control , if they stop sucking dick for whatever reason , they know you can not just run down to female friend 001 to get a hummer.
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    zenimax is a private company no stock on the exchanges , or i would short the fuck out of it
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When some 20 something tells you , the 80's were fucking awesome and is sad about missing out on them.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you remember driving too vermont cause the legal drinking age was 18 up until 1986.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    There is a theory that people in failing relationships , lavish attention on pets . As opposed to dealing with issues , issues that would most likely lead too a divorce or a pregnancy , or both . Rustles ? Yeah assholes that can no be bothered to rehome their pet before PCSing. On the plus...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When ya realize the original star wars is coming up on its 40 year anniversary , and you don't much give a fuck.
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I doubt much was spent on "the game" as it was spent on travel , hookers and cocaine via expense accounts. Plus staff bloat , suren begorrah ole eamon ain't know fuckity all about da coding. Still he and has fifty moron friends all nee jobs so hire them up. ) Tellin ya the private investor...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    The investor class action suit for this colon fudge game , should be comedy fucking gold . Little name change would be in order about now . The Ponzi Scrolls Online
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    40 man raids were limited by lockouts and the amount of healers in the population . In fact if someone had two accounts and filled every slot with a healer. They could have done endgame content in WOW every day twice a day during the early years
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Easy fixes to ensure people have to travel around and see the sights so to speak. Make all ports with level requirements , no level 10 scrub 001 , gotta run all the way to the karanas Make all porting toons need 10 times the xp too level as well. That should slow traveling downer I mean...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why fuck around with going to the ER . If you know your BAC is going too be .31 by 2 am , just get the charcoal slurry out of the way before drinking
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    when you start posting in a "you know you are getting old when " thread
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    So basically in 2020 the game will be optimized and playable ?
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    WOW vanilla 40 mans were so awesome. competing with 7 other mages sucked though Get too rags , run to my spot summon child press this button till the monster falls down and you win yayyy go off and power nap
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Get captured ? /say everyone check their guild/friend list too replace this assclown captured player sees you have been removed from the party
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you notice that Born in the USA album will turn 30 this year
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How about random quest npc's. With a selection of quests too choose from .
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Waiters ? Who gives a fuck if they have a cry fit ? Hire someone with ass /cleavage and daddy issues instead .
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So reboot a classic porn call it little debbie does dallas
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    40 man raiding 1 tank 11 healers 28 people who can press 1 for 12 minutes Plus add ons that make healing easy Along with an instance or three , so a healer can power leveled on a wed/thur binge for weekend raiding. For those times when one your raid healers 1. Goes too rehab 2. Gets...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When it occurs too you, that a man could be wealthy beyond belief. If he invented a cochlear implant that auto muted the drivel that spews from drama holes of anyone under 40.
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    Investing

    Fuck no If circumstances/location permitted , might sit down do a rough draft PNL analysis of a legal sale shop. Simply seen a lot of distressing from a mans point of view finance stuff regarding bitter divorces amongst friends n family .
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Right , saving money is always boring . Not having a car payment for 14 years though has been quite nice.