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    The Last Ship

    Once the hard part is done IE getting the explosives , a person could scavenge and monkey fuck up a pretty decent shaped charge device from any scrapyard . With some simple tools ,online field manuals and the requisite undisturbed construction location. Would be even easier if it was a one way...
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    The Zionists are whining thread

    Conflict jacks up the price of oil , the new right price of oil . Makes even more angry shit eaters participate in the petrodollar scam to shore up a crumbling economy in america whether they like it or not . it is all connected )
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Other than leonard cohen , just about everything canadian is way over rated
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you move multiple boxes of assorted junk across the globe twice , and you have no fucking clue what any of it is. You keep it just in case , besides the tax donkeys are paying for the pack and ship , so who gives a fuck )
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    First World Problems

    I would drive that motherfucker like I stole it
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    First World Problems

    It is hot outside , when I have to go shopping , all the subhuman vermin who are just there to cool off. Clogging up the aisles making it take longer to get my groceries and get the fuck out of there.
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    World's Largest Video Game Collection for sale

    11000 games that no one would take if they were free LOL
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    So this guy comes home early , finds a stud railing his pretty wife. The guy says what are you doing ????? Wife looks at stud and says "see I told you , he was a dumbass "
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    It is also one of the only jobs where paying taxes on all income accrued beyond tipped employee wages is optional. When the first robot worker fast food chains go in , I will definitely patronize them ).
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    If you could pick a new member for the board...

    Nicola Tesla John Dee Richard Alan Millet Nasseim Haramein John B Wells Hyapatia
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Rarely have I heard a tipped employee complain about a bad night . With out the "bad" night being well over the minimum wage . Perhaps it was all location ,location, location , mostly in the north east corridor.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Go in sometime in the future , use the shitter. Take a roll of asswipe and some soap , use it to tip the waitstaff in another eatery. That stuff is expensive . Problem solved
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The internets is a big place and not everyone has the same interests. One of my hobbies is disaster investing , as in your failing state is paying for my retirement. So invariably one finds numerous references to "prophesies" even in the most mainstream comment sections. I can't beat the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Doom date prophets , you want to make a doom date prophecy ? Excellent , you wrong ? You lose a finger for each wrong prophecy. That should shut up some of the more pernicious dipshits , except the ones that can afford someone to wipe their asses for them.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    I want a robot girl , to take my order , cook my food , bring it to table and suck my dick. Maybe if there is something good on TV I will order desert and watch. Naked and Unemployed , take 100 former whiny cunt tipped employees. Give them all serrated steak knives and a bic lighter. Whoever...
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Delivery driver when gas was cheap wasn't bad, for wages. Most folks did tip and those who did not. Don't kid yourselves we knew who you were and where you lived . That is why you almost always got dirty hakim for your delivery driver. If there was anything in the order he could snack on and...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes you are right , 99 % of the vermin are going to be dead in around six years, why rush things Climate Cataclysm - Fish Dying, Oceans Dying... Are We Next? - YouTube
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    The 70's kid thread

    Movies 15 cents and bored airmen , who did not give a fuck how old you were . We saw Jaws, 4 times in a row . savage sword of conan comic books 1 dollar each , great scanty clad women drawings in em. the post thrift shop and the army - navy store downtown , we had tons of cool shit to...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Landmines , america has 10's of millions of them stockpiled, that they will admit too . How come a few million of them can't be deployed across the mexican border ?? jimmies rustled
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    If you HAD to be born in any other country

    mexico run jump or swim across the border and free shit for life , drive drunk no insurance , pillage , plunder and surprise butt sex with college girls and eric holder will set you free , basically a viking with a sombrero and cerveza
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    The 80s kid thread

    Jesus that looks like the toys r us in newington nh , or maybe they all just look the same. Don't laugh , toys r us had a huge stock of commodore 64 games in the early 80's. Defender of the Crown kill the dudes horse in the joust just for fun Black Isle games ,Pool of Radiance boss...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You can shut the water heater off derp
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    If the game fucks you , it is working as intended , if you fuck the game it is an exploit
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Shit that breaks right after I toss the box and the receipt fades to illegible. Solution buy same item , use box and get a refund.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The only reason most sociopaths are alive , is because they almost never end up on the right end of gun in a self defense situation. Or they have really expensive security systems and personnel.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    If you are mediocre to epic suck at coding , all you gotta do is not smoke da weed. The FBI will you most likely hire your ass , as long as you can get a clearance. Then you can stare at the clock and fart in your seat for a few decades , and retire.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For the record I go for the nicely flared hips , like shock absorbers when you slam that clam.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    White male privilege ? Is that when you tell your son who is having a tiff with some african american youfs at school. Just be patient , this is the best time of their lives. When you get up and get on after high school .Damn near gurantee you can look forward too sending them wish you were...
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    The 80s kid thread

    Need Another Seven Astronauts
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I can think of a lot of juvenile vermin , that should have christo science parents.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    White people rule the world and always will , for one simple reason. The side with the most pyschopaths always wins.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    1992 Rodney King beating = LA riots 2012 Milton Hall = most folks going "who" ? Sort of speaks for itself when 6 cops empty their guns into an obviously fucked in the head black man in broad daylight on camera. And more or less no one gives a pile of kangaroo shit about it Milton Hall...
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    Father's Day

    I pay for dad to get steak and a blowjob , can't believe it costs 150 bucks , my mom is such a greedy bitch
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    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    The grey worm kicks both their asses and gets a trophy for the being the most bad ass dickless wonder ever
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    America's car fleet hits new old age record average car fleet age in america article. Plan on being a major contributor to this statistic , both cars in the driveway will go another 400,000 miles before needing to be replaced. See ya at the dealership in 2060
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    If asians are so smart , how come a couple billion have a extremely shitty standard of living ?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Since it is hypothetical to start with . I pick Idi Amin in his heyday booze , dope , pussy and never have to put up with anyone's shit ever , just kill em and serve at the potluc dinner. With the godlike bonus of the entire world defiantly not giving a shit , no matter how many negroes I...
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    U.S. Total Gasoline Retail Sales by Refiners (Thousand Gallons per Day) 2008 retail daily gasoline sales 54 million gallons 2014 retail daily gasoline sales 17.5 million but but people are buying new cars UNSOLD CARS so far up shits creek even the devil himself has pity for the...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    A salad is just my way of stealth eating a pile of blue cheese , bacon bits and croutons
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Dang I was hoping for something useful , like a course in how to live very well off the blood sweat and tears of the darkling hordes. All the while having them convinced it is totally their fault for being failures at climbing the fiat currency ladder.