Search results

  1. C

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Heavy Cellphone Use Could Actually Cause Brain Cancer (Maybe) - Yahoo News I figure these media gadgets will be like tobacco sticks , starts out hell 60 smokes a day will never hurt you , then 20 , then five , then get off the death sticks or die. Today it is 900 minutes of exposure per...
  2. C

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Exactly Acting in a threatening manner over word choices where I live , will get you shot.
  3. C

    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    This should work out awesome , collapsing dollar means 12 dollars a gallon gas by the end of 2016 . Maybe they should plan ahead , slap a 500 import tax on tire sandals this week
  4. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They made those crying indian anti litter commercials in the 70's , like 10 years before the oldest generation x ers could even drive. It was all those boomer shitbags who threw their garbage everywhere. maybe all the really shitty entitled boomers croaked off in the last 30 years )
  5. C

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Since my retirement plan consists of tropical beach, tropical drinks and barely legal tropical cuties. I stopped giving a shit if any westernized long or short term sportfuck woman had an orgasm a long time ago. If they tell me exactly what rings their fucking o chimes they get it, if not...
  6. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    How about people with turn indicators on , who never turn . I rarely see butts thrown out the windows around here , the trash people either drive a vintage death trap or smoke rarely both. If smoking is expensive , you are doing it rong. One pound of dual use tobacco , two cartons of...
  7. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Whycome when there is police violence , almost never, is it a pedophile who gets beat/shot/strangled too death ? jimjams rustled
  8. C

    Why all the Emulated EQ servers if EQ is free to play?

    How do you get a snotty english expert off your porch ? pay for the pizza of course you can take it as a sign of utter disdain , as in you are not eben wurf 30 seconds of my time to be excellent wid da grammers
  9. C

    Why all the Emulated EQ servers if EQ is free to play?

    Because they did not have 100 hours a month years ago to see high end content , and they do not have it now either. Stick to coding , human behavior is way beyond your limited intellects ability to decipher.
  10. C

    Farscape Movie in works.

    2005 theatre for sure , 2015 + redbox for me anyways . Claudia Black with stretch marks and an ass like a bag of nickels isn't worth spending 13 bucks to see in a theatre.
  11. C

    male rape survivors

    Went to bed with a supermodel and woke up with a sasquatch once .
  12. C

    Military Thread

    It is not about who wants it , more about promotion points being high . Through multiple deployments it is pretty hard to get a four year degree let alone any army schools . Sure you can be PT superstar and shoot like ed topperwine plus have a rack that drags on the ground. However that...
  13. C

    Military Thread

    The new army retention control point system is going to gurantee , that the bulk of the force never makes it to E 5. The days of the career specialist are going away .
  14. C

    Military Thread

    It goes far beyond PT the guy with 798 points gets the promotion , the guys with 760 to 797 points get rcp ets. 120 days later the promotion points drop to 550 cause the army booted people they should not have. Do they call back the 42 people who scored 760 + promotion points ? Nope, they...
  15. C

    Military Thread

    The new appearance regs are basically the pre 2006 regs brought back into play . Same shit as the peace dividend years , when they made peoples lives pure hell for fuck ups made years before . In the holy fuck better smarten up, this clean up detail every weekend for 6 months sucks ass , or...
  16. C

    The Fast Food Thread

    Tis easy to shell out for high price dinners when the tax donkeys are picking up 75 % of the tab
  17. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nosy people ? casual dress days and that nasty old crumbly fiberglass insulation sprinkles on their chairs. Shorts and skirts make for fun stuff, yes go tell the boss , you need to go home cause your bum is itchy. Taking a hot shower makes it even worse .
  18. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Having no trader joes within a reasonable driving distance , is jimmy rustling as well
  19. C

    Movies That Would Be Made, If You Could Make It Happen

    All the original SSOC comics in a weekly series , you know the ones only the cool kids had cause they were a buck when all the other comics were 25 cents. I still have mine all copies 1 through 101 anyways
  20. C

    Investing

    Hidden fees would be things like corporate jets for security reasons , and bonus side trips to epstein's island.
  21. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oil filter 2009 car 11 bucks Oil filter 1996 car 7 bucks It's the same fucking filter with different part numbers on it. Solution amazon case of 10 OEM filters for total cost of 4 dollars each , delivered. Fuck supporting local business , when local business only survives by...
  22. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's going to be her the second after they say I do. Run the fuck away
  23. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    24 workers , 14 vehicles and 3 weeks . To do a job that 14 mexicans with two pickups could get done in three days. No wonder my water bill is 70 bucks a month .
  24. C

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    mature ? Like the chick who sounds like roseann barr ragin about stretch marks ? Monotone man delivering 20 minute weather updates ? Got the laid off , utilities shut off , sherriff auction , child support , domestic drama blues ? Fuck off and go drink bleach I will take barrens chat...
  25. C

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    If I was a code monkey in this economy , would eagerly support any stupid shit management wanted in the game. Stupid shit = job security
  26. C

    Ebola is coming...

    1951 200 million africans 2011 one billion africans Inspite of 6 decades of the four horseman on holiday across the continent, they are still not on the endangered species lists. Ebola ain't shit , shut down the plumpy nut plant if you really want less africans.
  27. C

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I close the bathroom door even when home alone. Mostly cause of cats that think any dangling object is something to jump and claw at , no desire to have 17 pounds of cat swinging from the twig n berries
  28. C

    Investing

    retirement accounts just something the kleptocrats will loot. as the economy fails harder than a sarah jessica parker porn movie
  29. C

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Auction house selling point next expansion PVP revamp second expansion class balancing third expansion
  30. C

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    hell yeah , would buy a bunch of monster boxes of silver , stash it away for the kids. then go live somewhere that 1 litecoin a day would provide a upper middle class lifestyle till the cold gray rain curtain of the world came down and turned to silvered glass. Somewhere without an...
  31. C

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I submit the hilarious and entertaining exploits thread as evidence. If there is a way too force multiply experience gain per minute . There are most definitely gamers out there sitting on the knowledge gleaned from beta play , who will use it in a redbull , bucket pissing , hot pocket...
  32. C

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Try the dirty harry code , the first 500 players to level cap win a year's free play or they get banned from game for 2 months. So do you feel lucky punk ? well do yah ?
  33. C

    The Fast Food Thread

    The braums near me has a cockroach problem , have not eaten there in 3 years. I do buy the odd grocery item though long as it is pre packaged.
  34. C

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Protein drinks and eggwhites diet , or whatever works for you in causing gas. The power of raging asswind compels you to begone bubbles spawn.
  35. C

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    maybe it is really simple , George is simply trying to scrub every last bit of his ex wife's touch on the originals
  36. C

    Lets go picket at Fred Phelps funeral

    Ima load some livestock water tanks on the trailer and go. Bet there will be a long line of people waiting too piss on his corpse
  37. C

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    hell ya , where do i sign ? One way trip too mars , do you get onboard or chimp out at the last minute and run ?
  38. C

    I think I have become a shitty human being

    Google robots will turn 50 % of the current working class into cardboard box dwellers in a decade. Then more google robots will clean up the useless eater problem with weapons )
  39. C

    Awesome Random Surprises For Your Significant Other

    cryptogon.com Neem Oil: An Effective, Non Toxic and Extremely Inexpensive Contraceptive Not only is neem oil an effective spermicide , it will put some glide in your ride. A little essential oil in the neem like lemongrass makes it more clam slammer friendly. Some days when I need...
  40. C

    SyFy network admits they fucked up

    Comcast will be the among the first to roll out random shit show , just click the channel and the CGI producer will wing it.