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I present you with the one part of the Valheim April Fools offerings that wasnt actually a joke...

Is that a new set for season 2 of Fallout?

These are going around lately. I thought this one was amusing.

Past is prologue, or something...

This man disagrees-

Its a dangerous job too. They can hide the deadly black tarantula... Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day-o, all day-ay-ay-o...

Depends- as long you didnt explore ashlands or frozen north already (or come within 300 yards or so) you're fine- it hasnt generated the terrain yet so when you do get within range it will generate it according to the new code. Note- Originally ashlands and frozen north could be connected to...

Ashlands is now live. To the boats!

I've also built that... :P

Suddenly this looks like a lot more realistic develepment tree-

Fucker, beat me to it! :P But here's the trailer for you lot-

I have an unopened bottle of Fanta from Egypt that has a candy bar wrapper inside it. Sadly no picture because I'm a filthy luddite with no camera, so I'll have to give you this as the price of admission.

If I had to guess the danger to meadow bases would be from raids bringing the Ashlands atmosphere with it, in the same way that A Cold Wind Blows From The Mountains drops the temperature to freezing. My thought on the fire is that its not being in the Ashlands thats causing it, per se, the...

How would getting wood there be difficult? Just use portals to bring as much as you need from your home storage or grey-dwarf farm/blood magic autotrainer. As to stone- you're only going to be able to get to Ashlands initially by boat, so just bring 2 iron with you for a stonecutter and go to...

First, the old news- And now the new news- Ashlands is coming and the word of the day is fire!- Fire insurance not available in this biome...

Nope, I had the Marty McFly clock (before the movie came out).

Obviously you must hang them all together, or assuredly they will all hang separately....

Unlicensed Forestry and Construction without a permit.

Wetwipes!

Eikthyr on one of his days off?

Turns out I really couldnt resist, so...

I think I built that in Valheim! :p Not quite related, but now I have an urge to actually build that...

Or there's this-

Its better (worse?) than that- That boulder? Its one of two in that landslide. The smaller one. The other is hidden right up against the back wall of the house. And if you look on the right in the second pic you can see an even bigger boulder from an earlier landslide years ago. I'm...

I have.... reasons... Like this chick- I'm building a monopoly on browser tabs so I can charge the rest of you hoi polloi through the nose for 'em! Now sit down, peasant! :p

Cranfield is where my dad spent a year getting his MBA on Amoco's dime so they could fully switch him from his origins in field work to upper managament. 1976 was a very good year as far as a 14 year old boy was concerned. Long hot summer that year including a summer-camp vacation with sailing...

Informational video.

Possibly relevant come spring...

"Humans are space orcs" is a whole genre of stories on Youtube. Here's a couple- And, of course, a pic-

For extra humor, they law they cite has been repealed. :P Unsolicited dick pics involving kids, youth (apparently a seperate category in Germany) and animals is still illegal, but adult dicks? Just fine! (Unless you keep doing it after being asked to stop, but thats a different offense).

The battleship USS Texas is open for drydock tours in December, if such a thing interests you. (Currently in drydock for repairs to fix over a century of wear and corrosion) Its about a 2 hour guided tour.

My head had a different response when I started balding- Hey, it was this or the picture for nose hair- think yerself lucky! :P

Over the course of the entire war the casualty rate was highest, but the firebombing campaigns specifically had low casualty rates. About 140 planes lost, and about 550 crew captured, of which about 160 were killed by the military or pissed-off civilians and 90 or so who died various ways while...

Why would they ban it in Japen? They've already seen it... :P

If its good enough for the Greys, its good enough for you!

Regretably you dont always learn something true. https://www.oldwest.org/im-your-huckleberry-meaning/

In memoriam-

I'm not entirely convinced you can call her fat...