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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    how is he walking around a space station, shouldn't he be floating around? or is there some cop-out anti-grav shoes?
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    at max, I drink this concoction of pedialyte and booze to you, denizens of the eternal Evercrack.
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    Scott Weiland dead

    rip in peace; Weyland corp still going strong though.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Immediately reminded of a dude from 4chan who stole a skull from Paris underground, and posted with his dick innit. Suddenly, Ren took becoming Sith too literally.
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    DOTA 2

    I found it funny how Loda posted his choke marks on twitter, trying to get sympathy points. Oh how the vikings have fallen.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    So true. I dated a ginger. Did I get cancer when with the firecrotch? Nope.
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    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    Wow, Nost server has a fuckload amount of people. 5k-8k; pve server is around 2k.
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    Everquest - Phinigel server

    Are they going to nerf pets?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Probably is a good sign he's off the opiates.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I'm going to be a retired citizen before Star Citizen ships. Here's to hoping its not Vanguard in spaaaaacceeeee.
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    Homeland

    Finally started watching this show, just finished season 2, keep waiting for a terrorist to say, "You have ruined your home land! You will not ruin ours!" Good acting, but sometimes the plot jumps the shark and I'm just saying come the fuck on!
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    Happy African American Friday

    We're in the African-American. Not to be confused with secretary Latoya, but last I heard, Jim's in that too.
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    How many?

    Crush some nappy vagged hoes, call it Black Friday.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    page 666? k.
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    MMA Thread

    JJ just needs to embrace the dark side completely and walk out to imperial march. Much like the Patriots and Yankees.
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    Dirty Grandpa

    That's the vibe I got too
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    DOTA 2

    Man, watching EE leaving the booth, it's like watching a 6 year old discover Santa Clause isn't real. Just pure defeat and sadness.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    In these trying times, we need to stay positive for Sheen. I wonder how many bug hunters fantasize about getting all pozzed up by Sheen?
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    DOTA 2

    Sicker than a dog, but I can see puppey pushing this to a game 5. Game 2 is the best back-and-forth game I've seen all tourney.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My mom got facebook, she friends me, and goes through my boozing photos from 8-9 years ago. Mistakes were made; I deleted FB. Honestly, pushing 30, I've stopped caring what other fuckers are up to.
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    DOTA 2

    Hoping OG takes EG.
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    Baywatch

    fourth grade, one of the first things we printed out from the internets was a playboy photo of Pam. I can remember folding the photo, putting it in my pocket and distributing the photo at morning recess. Good times.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    holy shit. Denise, wow.
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    DOTA 2

    Since Theeban was the coach for Cloud 9, I think they have the best shot of knocking off Secret. I'm undecided whom I'm a bigger fangay for: OG or Secret.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'd hit it because I'd get lost in Buscemi broad's eyes like they're the maze in Mischief Plane.
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    WarCraft (2016)

    When Thrall's dad and Paladin-guy become allies this is what it will be:
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Black kid is lando's love child.
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    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Resurrect Tony Scott and take Prometheus 2 into thedanger zone
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    Titanic

    11 year old me jerked it so hard to Kate Winslet's tits.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    MLB 2015 Season

    I'm perplexed about pulling Familia when he would've batted 3rd with two outs. Having him pitch for 3 more outs feels more +EV then pulling him.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Gallery is 10/10 humor:The complete saga of BisFitty, the corporate party slave.. - Album on Imgur
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    J49: An Erotic Life

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I have to say the assholes eagerly offering advice or shaming Johnny piss me off. You're ruining a great chance to live vicariously through another's shaggin-shig-shag-sharoo-shenanigans.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I like the Pats because of how much they infuriate other fanbases. Yall need to come out to the Imperial March and just embrace the Dark Side.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Mein fuehrer!
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Where'd Tanoomba go?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

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    Fallout 4

    They better have Juden Jaeger voiced in the German version of this game.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Bam's starting to look like his father, Phil: + Morpehus: