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I saw Insidious Chapter 3. What a fucking horrible movie. I don't handle jump scares in movie theaters well = I tense up and get into a boxing stance. And the protagonist's acting ability was so fucking horrid; her character as 1 dimensional as her 18 year old tits, I was rooting for the demon...

Liked it. Reminded me, whatever happened to Spinal Tap? Those boys sure knew how to play at an 11!

I saw them open up Bristle/LC and thought they are so fucked. So fucking fuck. Naaaaaahhh.

this is COMEDY GOLD.

Graphics that look 5 years old , look good to me. Graphically, we're in the realm of diminished marginal utility there. I'd prefer AAA focus on making character animation more life-like + developing facial expressions to accurately make the face the emotions the character is expressing.

LOTR: Fast forward past dialogue scenes to battle scenes. Hobbit: Fast forward past action scenes to Gollum vs. Bilbo riddle battle + Bilbo vs. Smaug speech.

God damn loved this movie as a kid. This movie made a lot more sense once I started writing while yakked out.

fin stack winning euro quals.

I mean, Johnny Fucking Utah shoots his gun in the air in LA's canal for no fucking reason. Maybe this time Johnny Fucking Utah can front flip ollie back air while negligently discharging his firearm.

Chain Reaction.

Quickly, someone feed the Olsen twins the blood of gentile babies. At this rate, they're gonna be 80 by 2020.

Look at the shitty rr/alien logo I'm trying to get added to agar:

4/10. Wait for netflix/dvd. It's probably a 6 or 7/10 if you have kids.

I made a rerolled jpeg for agor and it looks like a retarded alien.

god bless upper middle class American dad's gettin tit jobs for thier 18 year old daughters.

If you're a small and there's a bottleneck at the 200-400 range it's beneficial to hang around the super biggies

8/10 movie. Reminds me a lot of Best in Show.

IS THAT FASSBENDER? FUCK YEAH. MCIAHEL BIG DICK MAGOO PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY SISTER FASSBENDER!!!

nvm. so server website isSanctuary Forums and make sure you've placed their patcher inside your eqdirectory (and are not just running it from downloads).

Most fucking annoying thing ever on the last prog were bards who'd charm your pull and pull it to their group. Greedy fuckers.

Just the other day I found a bump/lump on my anus, freaked out called the doc telling him I have rectal cancer. Went on down to the doc, spread my cheeks and he just laughed and gave me preparation H. Pushing 30, my body can't take beer shits anymore.

how can you even test for it. It seems circulatory.

Big Trouble in Little China Man: loved this movie as a kid, probably haven't seen in it nearly 20 years. Completely missed out on Kurt Russel's john wayne accent as a kid. Movie holds up as a comedy.

Looking forward to the Summit this weekend. Feels like a mini-TI.

Bulls need Gasol like Eminem needs Dre.

Black's gotta feel black knowing VG gonna win TI5 and TT will not even qualify.

I love tits.

There needs to be some Marvel Star Wars Mashup movie where Magneto is hunting space nazis on Tatooine with Boba Fett.

Project 1999: Where the party guests shit in the cat's litter box and complain the host made them do it.

Lettuce be cereal: VZ '99-04 was the BEST pvp server.

I can't stop laughing at this. When I was 14, I rushed home from an 8th grade dance to kill Faydedar.

Why not Mike Tyson playing Mike Tyson?

Honestly if I were a Jedi Knight I'd only use the force to raw dog hero and not have to worry about pregnancy. It'd be horrible though when my body is found naked, in a closet, dead from beltless auto-erotic asphyxiation

I find your lack of faith....disturbing

Shhh no tears; only Revan now.

You see, when Elvis Presley went home, he went home to be Revan and whoop skywalkers' kids ASSES. The Force Awakens? The remnants of the Sith find the Star Forge and revive Revan. Or skywalker's kid is Revan.