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  1. Xeldar

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I watched Lawless.. TLR Hardy's character Forrest is more-or-less his MAx but with a southern accent. Also, jeesus. Shia Lebouf can legit act.
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    True Detective

    Binge watched season 1, watched 1 episode of season 2 and can't be assed to watch another. Season 1 my opinion is the same as everyones (thought they should have died though). However, for me, when Rust goes back undercover as an outlaw biker - it jumps the shark for me. It was like the director...
  3. Xeldar

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Edit: beaten to the punch]
  4. Xeldar

    Best place to live

    Phuket, Thailand. Where men are men, and so are half the women.
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    DOTA 2

    Besides Axe, what counters brood?
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    Fantastic Four

    Lookin forward to a Fantastic Whores porn parody.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dammit Jesus, if you could have written catchy tunes 2k years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess. Shiit, the only thing that'd been nailed was Mary Magdelain's sweet ass.
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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    tblop is likebut with wet holes.
  9. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    Secret losing caused me pain. I don't want an all Ching Chong finale.
  10. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    Anti-Mage is supposed to be blind. Burning farmed completely in the dark for 30+ minutes.
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    DOTA 2

    complexity and secret gonna be the ching chong slayers of the lower bracket.
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    DOTA 2

    Bruno works for Valve now. So he can not cast.
  13. Xeldar

    New Progression Server confirmed

    wait.... a 10 guild rotation? Aint nobody got time for that!
  14. Xeldar

    Deadpool (2016)

    2/5 being really good in a_skeleton_03's list. I don't see how the really good success rate of late sequels is different from the success rate of sequels.
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    Total War: Warhammer

    My dick is so harder than calculus for this. Just started playing Medieval TW. Never had played a TW game prior, watching my knights flank and charge into bowman is so damn satisfying.
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    What tickles your pickle

    I'm restricted to watering two days a week instead of 4. Cool, I'll just water at 5 am and 11 pm. Wow, yall in city management really thought this through! It vaguely reminds me of 12 years ago when apping to my local ueber guild you needed a water breathing item. No where in the rules did it...
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    DOTA 2

    complexity gonna 2-0 fnatic tomorrow. I can feel it.
  18. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    international feels like march madness to me.
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    MMA Thread

    HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?! I've been depressed for a good 18 hours brahs. There's a pain in meh chest; I wanted nothing more than a stadium full of irish fans to swim back to Ireland in nothing but their own tears.
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    DOTA 2

    \ That's a dumb decision. Reinstalled, faaaggoott.
  21. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    Deleted dota2 again. I had a good run 20 games before I realized addiction was kicking in. Dota sucks.
  22. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    Yep.
  23. Xeldar

    DOTA 2

    On one hand, dotapit has taken 7 months to play a season. On the other hand, they have the best production value imho. C9 vs. EG for dotapit championship could very easily be grand finals in TI as well.
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    Podcasts Misc

    Whoever suggested Gilbert Gottfried, I owe you +nets. Shit's golden.
  25. Xeldar

    Greece - A New Hope

    Greece should have never been on the euro. They effectively ceded monetary policy to German banekrs on a quasi-gold standard when they needed 5-12% inflation. Good riddance.
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    MMA Thread

    2 0 9 MOTHAFUKKAS
  27. Xeldar

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    I don't even think the gist of the red pill is bad. However, he people who densely argue its tenets are annoying, keyboard jockey cunts.
  28. Xeldar

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    In one of the first scenes where Joe's putting on his armor, you can see a fuckton of water bubbling behind him.
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    DOTA 2

    Tobi + Synd is I y favorite wombo combo. All the casters that were invited I like better than Joe Buck. ODPixel straight spits hotfire and has a soothing voice.
  30. Xeldar

    Top Gun (1986)

    I loved this movie as a kid. I still have a raging boner for F-14's. It's still the coolest fucking bird the navy has flown. This movie brings back pure nostalgia of playing aces of the pacific on ms dos and playing with TMNT action figures.
  31. Xeldar

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Probably the best action movie for me since 300.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I agree the sofa is perfect.
  33. Xeldar

    FedEx Cup

    He's gonna score with the Great One!
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    FedEx Cup

    I don't understand what the fuck the USGA was thinking making the greens as inconsistent from one to another as they were. Welcome to muni golf greens, pro style. We've crowned 7/18 holes to add to the difficulty. We're the god damn USGA!
  35. Xeldar

    Jurassic Park 4

    It's dumb fun.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Best thread on the forums. J49, you should get your hoes on chaturbate or myfreecams. There's degens there that'd pay good money to watch you splooge in their assholes.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When one contact out of pair starts going bad after a week instead of the standard 2. Do I put up with having a constantly itchy eyeball for a week? Or drop a new pair in my eyes. I've never been able to make a year supply of contacts last 12 months. It's always 10.5-11.
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    If Necros/Mages were banned at char creation, the 6 months of classic would be cool. Or maybe no pets over lvl 20?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I keep thinking the white NAACP is the broad from Broad City
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    Reddit is on fire

    All she has to do is beat shitposters at shitposting, Ich bin eure Fuehrer!