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  1. Xeldar

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    It's still only 8:30 in Hawaii/Alaska.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Over/Under on the court case being resolved in 4 years?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    what I hope happens.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    not a dark matter comet, dumbass.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You have marvelous cheekbones. No homo.
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    DOTA 2

    ^Xboct needed butterfly over mkb to force EE to go for mkb, imho. I hope Secret 3.0 does well.
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    Why would you compete over raid mobs when you can't hit the faggots in the guild next to you? #never played bluebie quest.
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    The Saga Of Lucimia- Group Based MMO.

    4-6 weeks to clear a dungeon? That's a lot of treash. I can get behind the idea of 8 man groups if content is designed for 3-4 people. It'd be similar to EQ's can bring as many retards as you want to raid, but it can all be done with 35 non-idiots.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I'd honestly come here to shitpost if a meteor blows up Kansas tomorrow.
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    Everest

    Why isn't there a Starbucks up there.
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    Everest

    I think its too cold to pee off the top of the world. How do you urinate at that altitude? you can't whip your cock out, can you?
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    MMA Thread

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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Got an answer to this: It's not okay to joke about pedophilia. Nyberg's transgressions are in the distant past and are therefore discounted. Nyberg does not joke about that shit now.
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    Gender Integration in the Infantry, and how Robots fight Misogyny

    brahs, trenbalone is the solution. 1) Women respond better to roids than men. 2) Roided out women out perform men of similar weight. 3) Trenbalone will cause virilization, making men out of women.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Gotta stop watching show, TV ahead of books.
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    Gender Integration in the Infantry, and how Robots fight Misogyny

    Have you shot a .338 lapua magnum or .50 cal?
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    DOTA 2

    frostbite rather.
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    DOTA 2

    ^ I'm already mad at SF going shadow blade over bkb and PA going bf over bkb. magnus/undying got fuarrked by crystal nova + flask, didn't they?
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    Gender Integration in the Infantry, and how Robots fight Misogyny

    Give women trenbalone. Problem solved.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Curious, you seem to be in the sjw clique: can you explain to me how sjws justify rape/sexual abuse jokes being bad, but are okay with Nyberg's supposed satire of pedophilia/child abuse?
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    DOTA 2

    Enjoyed the reddit top comment, "cancer lancer literally has cancer"
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Niners won but looked like dog crap against a team that's bottom 4 in the NFL. Gonna get blown out worse than poor N'orleanians during Katrina next week in Pitt. You can't really complain though about yay area sports. I expect them to lose by 10+ next week.
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    Red99

    would play for teams. Either OP darkie or assling elf-sniping druid.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    all I see is dildo bat incarnate.
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    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    It's going to be immersion breaking watching Fassbender play Jobs. There's no way Jobs' cock is as big as Fassbender trouser-trunk.
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    DOTA 2

    my reborn client is wonky. I get texture errors and can't see shit on the mm.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Product of living near a location where Jesus and the two disciples only journey to Hell.
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    Spectre (2015)

    Because Bond's never gonna wear skinny jeans? Eva Green is my favorite bond girl. Belucci potentially replacing, would tongue punch her fartbox.
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    The Matrix (1999)

    You know, the machines were pretty nice. They didn't even shove electric dildos up our sleeping potatoed asses.
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    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Steve Jobs will go down as the smartest computer man of all time, way smarter then that Turing and his gay shroud! He'll be on the Olympia of men! Right up there wth Ghandi, Babe Ruth and Einstein.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Anecdotally, I feel I've met people who are divided into two camps, they say this movie is the greatest action movie in the last 20 years, or they don't get it. Of course, the population that don't get it bleed monthly.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I opened the fridge the other day and I saw a 4th dimensional shadow person outta my left eye, completely turn 90 degrees and disappear. The cat in my bushes outside started shrieking and its hair stood up on end. I personally think the shadow dude was a bro, that fucking cat always tries to...
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    EQ drama, though it's been a decade since I played, it never gets stale.
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    Imagine if waking the sleeper caused an epic war between Kerafyrm and Mayong with whomever won having all zones populated with their denizens. Lvl 63, quad hitting and flurrying every fucker. It'd be a grand finale for the server.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Is there any scientific, empirical vetted evidence that violent video games increase violent crime?
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    The Final Girls

    Feels like Last Action Hero.
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    First World Problems

    UTI free is the way to be!
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    The suicide thread

    Or the third world, thirty minutes away from me: Oakland, California. Thai hookers and snu-snu. I'll die with a dick so hard they'll use my phallus as a tombstone.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The different styles of lightsaber fighting.... something that was never supposed to be completely serious, became too serious.