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  1. Xeldar

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I write my workouts with my loads across your mum's breasts.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Let's be serious: Jim Bob Cooter being the new OC in Detroit can only work out. A man named JBC is only one initial away from JHC.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Who has the best ass in Westeros?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Needs Philip Glass scoring the next two movies.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Wonder Woman has a jawline stronger than batmans. And almost as strong as superman.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Force choke is the WWF equivalent of: Obi-Wan's "these-are-not-the-droids-you-are-looking-for" Yoda's spinning light sabre shit: Luke, I am your father (you don't need fingers): Nick Offerman would make a good jedi. He'd whip the council into small government, low taxes...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Can I run WoW in a browser yet?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    How has Seattle fallen off a cliff so hard?
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    JET FUEL CAN'T MELT MOON BEEFS.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    thank god this movie was fury road and not furry road.
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    Beasts of No Nation

    Favorite Sunday evening tradition, watching netflix and looking at girls smelly poopers posted on the internet for imaginary internet points. The good life.
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    2015 ReRolled AssHat FINAL ROUND! It's Super Salty!

    HOT PIE. Flipping coin; came up tails. My vote is for Itzena.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The amount of hate people have for the pats; I wish the pats would come out to the imperial march.
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    DOTA 2

    I don't think Artour played bad on Ember.They lost map control; he has to aggressively farm to stay relevant. Disrupter counters Ember about as hard as Axe counters Brood.
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    DOTA 2

    Reached critical salt levels today, won a game after being camped 5 in base for 40 minutes. Played Dazzle, after we came back, all I could tell my carry player was fuck you, last hit better.
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    Beasts of No Nation

    Saw ads for this, looking forward to watching it. Love me some Idris Elba and child soldiers are so damn spooky.
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    steve jobs

    Biopic when Jobs needed a biopsy
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    Star Wars: Battlefront, as told by Dice on Frostbite 3 (PS4?/XBone?/PC?)

    Is this moddable? I really want Battlefront + a Project Reality style mod.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    It takes two to shit fight.
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    EQ Never

    At this point in time, Rerolled forum is the best hive of experts to build the next 3d diku MMO,
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I like how they said the may 23th 2011 date was the date God decided who was cool enough to go to Heaven or not. Must be nice to understand the existential whims of an omnipotent being.
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    Greatest Guitar Solo

    Funkadelic, Maggot Brain.
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    Vinyl

    Show looks good; Olivia Wilde not aging well, fml.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Hodj has my vote for being denser than osmium.
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    The Pope in the US

    This pope is doper than dopamine. Bro, hollywood should do something nice for him like get him 3 or 4 Nickelodeon boys.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I bet meh pops the over on niners + lions having 12 wins, preseason. Famous last words.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The last time the Raiders had a winning record I was farming Luclin shards for VT key.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Red lady steals Jon's body, fucks him back to life ??? he's no longer Jon Snow.
  33. Xeldar

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    bought a french press. it's great for weekends when I don't wanna bust ou the espresso machine. Yes, I'm full hipster and roast my own fucking beans too.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Masturbation leads to endless bitching about a 16 year old MMO. I can still remember being 12, sitting in the roundroom in Unrest, and jerking my hairless peepee to the blonde wood elf titties. God bless druids.
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    DOTA 2

    warlock gonna see carry/mid work with golems non purgable. aghs => refresher. lawwwd have mercy. I wonder if nature's prophet and lone druid will see work. I'm I could see push lineups coming back. Luna/Warlock/lone druid carry, DP mid, SS support, NP off.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I'm not gonna lie, doomsday prophets are fun. Eventually one of their prophecies will coincide with some major disaster and will some how end up a millionaire.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What % chance would you imagine Cruz is closeted?
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Volkswagen CEO Likely to Get $32 Million Pension After Leaving - Bloomberg Business ahahaha, damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
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    The Big Short: Pitt, Bale, Carrell do the subprime crisis

    I haven't read the book, but I half expect the movie to prove Keynes' quip, "the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent"
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    The Big Short: Pitt, Bale, Carrell do the subprime crisis

    Demi Moore and JEremy Irons are innit. Movie is boring unless you have a raging hard-on for Minsky moments.