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Good night sweet prince.

I aint giving up blowjays. There's something magical about your girl taking a piss at her parents house while sucking you off because you told her too. But fucking cheese. All my favorite foods involve melted cheese. I'd give up cheese though. If we were talking beer, I would not give up beer.

1.75 trillion until 2024, when our gdp is 14 trillion per year. Yeah, not that bad.

If I've learned anything in my half century on this Earth, it's SO's HATE, absolutely LOATHE you when you try to convince their female brain via logical, fact based argumentation. You'll severely piss her off from taking her out of her natural emotional state and force her to use that...

Bigger testicles than I'll ever have.

Should I drink shiraz or pinot with these movies?

^ Even Bisping's knees think he's a cunt.

Thank the nines!

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I think there is enough room out there to make a indie movie about professional poopsocking keyboard warriors.

Fuck the video game, c'mon Top Gun reference! It's too bad if you tried to remake Top Gun today, it'd be a Predator drone pilot upset about blowing up some children-looking terrorists.

You need to go bang some other women, bro. She's getting her meat hooks into you, as deep as possible, for as little cash/skin as possible.

And the wands will be funny shaped dildos! And the dildos will be funny shaped penis bats!

Pope Hippy, imho.

qft.

The Empire Strikes Back when I saw it for the first time as a 7 year old.

I <3 carbonated water and I like a splash of apple cider vinegar in my water. I guess I'm the right candidate for 55 year old vag.

Or you know, every currency could float. Instead of like the current 80% which do.

What do you even mean? We've been off Bretton Woods since '72ish, that other economies peg their currency to our dollar? That there will be soaring inflation if other countries stop pegging?

You're always gonna get beat by a giant furry, subservient orgasm machine with an 18 inch dong.

I had an ex who was allergic to gluten, and then she became allergic to (my) dick. Lesson learned. Don't date gluten intolerant princesses or women into horses.

I'd go with this line, you're such a dork giving your # to strangers <name>. I'm an ax murderer. If no response, I add them to the dead number collection from bars/club. Every 3 weeks mass text these numbers, such a slut. One of 'em will bite to go drinking.

With the implicit expectations of men are still the primary provider, alimony laws, a quarter century of anecdotal data indicating 0% of marriages are happy, rising health care, education and living costs, I'm glad I'm going to permanently live in my man cave (mom's basement). The marriage...

qualifications for a good selfy as a female: be haaaawwwt. Qualifacations for a good selfy as a male: fly faster than a speeding bullet at the edge of space.

Wakandan plz

I feel like a genius for starting Cutler over Kaeperbro.

At this point, I'd make Brad make a good MUD. If his MUD is worth its dickles, port it to 3d.

Awwwwww, Fedor. That cat is strangely the proper weight.

Fast Zombies fuse together to form Fast Zombie Voltron. At that point, the Japanese call upon GODZILLA to incinerate that god damn 500ft tall man-meat abomination.

This thread needs some heterosexual magick:

oly/power lifters are laughing.

anecdotally of a week's worth of experience: fatties tend to reply quicker. the hotter the woman, the more spaced out her replies are. In terms of optimal strategy, answer in a manner that is self-amusing to you.

Hello, Dungeon Master. When I was 19, I lived with a guy with the nickname Dungeon Master, looked similar. He was busy raiding TBC, I was trying to distance myself from that lifestyle. We'd throw mad ragers of parties in the garage, freshman pussy, he'd stay in his room. He went to bed at...

Yep. I spent my early twenties trying to be a 'good guy' and giving a shit about what womenz want. I only realized a) I really don't give a shit. b) It's far more fun to drag a woman (kicking, screaming) to do what I want to do. They respect my testicles for it.