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  1. Xeldar

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    ^ Damn! Nice man. I wish I was that intuitive at building toons. Congrats.
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    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Do Clerics or rogues make better tanks? I like my warrior tank, but I love stealth pvp and off spec heals.
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    Man of Steel

    Critics senselessly pontificate harder than fedora wearing neckbeards revere interactive, online skinner boxes.
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    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Got to 16 and ran the first instance. Sooner or later Trion is getting 20 bucks out of me. It's cutesy fun, but jesus, it's EQ2 button glut (and last 5 years of wow). I'm already at 2 macros. PvP is lol at lowbie levels. My poor tank explodes before he can close the distance to hit with his foam...
  5. Xeldar

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Aperture is invading meh Azeroth.
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    300: Rise of an empire

    We're gonna see Eva Green's teddies! FUCK YEAH! After seeing Man of Steel, I can't wait to see how Snyder does this because the fight sequences and romance can only be better as an R movie.
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    Man of Steel

    I loved this movie. Easily a 9/10. For me, it's tied for third best super hero movie with Iron Man, but behind X-men 1 and The Dark Knight. Snyder can shoot amazing action sequences, damn the fight sequences are fun explosion porn. I love Michael Shannon and I loved his Zod. Have to hand it to...
  8. Xeldar

    Sam Deathwalker

    I can remember Sam way back on Vallon Zek. Then I started playing on Horde Ner'Zhul, and who do I stumble across in Thunderbluff?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Battlefield 4 (Frostbite 3)

    Please have modding so I can play Project Reality in a new engine.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    ^ http://kottke.org/13/06/you-commit-three-felonies-a-day
  12. Xeldar

    The official 'Who is the most racist race' thread

    85 year old nip slayers, in my experience.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Simon's rebuttal:http://davidsimon.com/nsa-and-fisa-c...ry-calling-it/
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    EQ Never

    WoW raiding is highly synchronous finger DDR.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    that 8 year old boy has some tittehs
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    I am what I eat. Somehow being "offended" meant the other person fucked up and is used as a trump card to win conflicts. This is a horrible new cultural norm.
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    I'm entirely offended by the cis white male privilege in this thread. Yall ignorant assholes need to educate yourselves and stop supporting rape culture! Misogynist, judgmental pigs!
  18. Xeldar

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    LOL AHAHAHAAHA. even funnier without sound. Also relevant reaction video:
  19. Xeldar

    Returning to WoW after 18~24 months...

    ^ but making friends in MMOs increases exponentially if you're a mangina, LOL! XXXDDDD
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    Falling out of love with gaming

    I've accepted the fact that I am a member of the target audience for vidya games/mmos. I'll retire to my mom's basement, facing star trek action figures against star wars action figures until I run out of Mt. Dew.
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    Falling out of love with gaming

    gaming holding pattern: Emulated EverQuest solo servers (they're silly fun), Project Reality and Minecraft.
  22. Xeldar

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Rerolled.org is #1 forum for the hardcore mmo-jaded tranny.
  23. Xeldar

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    gimme contestable, big fucking mean dragons at the bottom of the dungeon, which are mostly tank n spank. A massive 43v52 guilld fight inside the decrepit halls of Lord Poopsock's poopsock? Fuck yes.
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    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    The-am-I-really-friends-with-Jessica-test: If my best female friend, Jessica and I were watching a movie at her house, and she gets up to go to the bathroom. She returns nude, offering me a blowjob. Do I accept? Then I'm probably not really her friend-friend. Do I decline because her friendship...
  25. Xeldar

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Is there any experiment or natural experiment in which we can test for patriarchy? As far as I can tell, patriarchy is one giant narrative fallacy.
  26. Xeldar

    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    So does Nihilum have complete hegemony over the server? If I wanted to level a dark elf magician to 20, and park him in Crushbone, would I find action?
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    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    I love how misogynist used to mean, hatred of women. Now, misogynist means a man hated by women + milquetoast knights
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    I wrote quite the purpley prose fan fiction between the loneliest hermit of South Karana and the mystical white steed, Quillimane. Sadly, their tryst ended after an unfortunate encounter with an undead cyclops.
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    I'm an atheist fedora neckbeard NEET who enjoys writing My Little Pony erotic fanfiction, is Red '99 the right fit for me?
  30. Xeldar

    EQ Never

    Thing I missed most about being an EQ/MMO Virgin: Meeting women who looked exactly like their level 22 wood elf druid avatar, in real life.
  31. Xeldar

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  32. Xeldar

    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    It was meh-level-entertaining. I felt that we're introduced to KHAAAAAAAANN as a villian and then he's unconscious. The end.
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    I dated a girl who was allergic to gluten, logic, and (my) caawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkk. I think it's similar to lactose intolerence. We didn't start eating wheat and milking cows til ~12k years ago.
  34. Xeldar

    EQ Classic? Not really.

    Biggest problem/amazing thing with classic everquest is that one, 6 hour block of playtime is more effective than three, 2 hour blocks of playtime.
  35. Xeldar

    The Official Ultimate Mass Violence Thread

    NSFWhttp://xhamster.com/movies/1805288/j..._gangbang.html
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    4th person is the way to go, imho. Watch yourself play EverQuest in a state of existential dread: DMT Quest.
  37. Xeldar

    EQ Never

    Minor point: I'm tired of character creators allowing me to make avatars which range from skinny-ripped swimmers to AWESOMELY FUCKSWOLE bodybuilder types. I want to recreate my natural essence, a supple rotund belly, sunken chest and shoulders, arms as strong as string beans, and an ass flatter...