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^ gimme some Graboids from the Tremors movie and I'd play that shit for days.

Quillimane, Raster and Pyzjin, too. Speaking of which, on Vallon Zek, I managed to get Quillimane on my bard before a mage who'd been in SK for 2 days straight could get to him. Pegasus FEather Cloak. Worth it.

that last photo with the french horn, wtf ahahahah wtf. That's not how make an ometure!

lawnmower is confirmed the lulziest mindblowing way to die.

I am only left wondering if I can make my EQN avatar's nipples as bountiful as his. Does the Forgelight Engine support nipple technology?

^ christ did EQ have great music.

If I can truly build anythimg, I'm building FORT PENIS in the middle of an island surrounded by magma.

Personally, my app has been rejected from both prog test guilds. Both times it felt like the time when I was a freshman and drunk as shit the fat girl (fat jackie in my case, punched my 18 year old v card, before I knocked her roomie's makeup into the toilet, puked in her sink, and proceeded to...

hahaha that fox song is great, it's completely mocking popular music. reminds me of:

One thing I always liked about Joy Division is they used a bass guitar a lot of the time to carry the melody.

Seared into my amygdala: My testicles don't even have hair on them in real life. I'm playing my necro, grouped with a mage at Najena entrance in LS. He has a Flowing Black Robe. It's so god damn sexy. I log off and log onto my high elf wizard, lvl 18. I run him through inky territory, my heart...

You're edgy enough I'd wield you into battle over a yak any day.

^ Poor Nanak getting banned for using the PoG => PoM 'sploit.

I wrote in Yeast Bomb Zergling for 2012's election. I'd buy all the little xenos a beer who face raped a feminist before you know, they turn on me and face rape me too. Lifetime supply of booze or an extra 90 minutes of sleep a night?

I'm angry ogres are these aesthetic power lifting bros instead of the awesomely fuckswole and fat beasts they were in '99. Hopefully they have the same goofy waddle/run and butt scratch.

One of the weird things about modern EQ is the severe lack of leveling and grouping. I'm used to shooting the shit with the same community of people as we level up. There's a distinct lack of that on test. Maybe there is if you join a guild, but the modern app to guilds format feels more like...

Not sure if I want the porno. Oh fuck it, I'm curious how NK's who've never seen hardcore double penetration cream pie surprises fuck on camera. Granted, this pron video does not exist and is just an excuse to execute potential dissidents.

I like my whole fist up in there. No poop particle is safe from a good ole' fistin. Would you rather explode Taylor Swift's or Miley Cyrus' cervix like its fucking Alderaan?

"Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady." Good for SJP. Sex and The City has clearly penetrated the volatile North Korean market.

Still not as attractive as my waifu, my king.

no

Behind a dumpster immediately followed by some shagging in the bushes. Would you rather resurrect Kurt Cobain or Tupac?

you know someone got hit in the face or the arm or the shirt with that piss, immediately had a RAGING hard on, went to the bathroom, proceeded to smell the piss while shooting a 8 roper.

I'm 98% sure he played Vallon Zek and he was a dark elf Wizard named Vlaad? Vlaat?. He died in Mistmoore, consented, and then got full looted. I was ksing a full darkie group at treants in SK with him via double wizard like a week before that shit happened.

No matter what, there will always be sand in the vagina of jaded mmo keyboard warriors.

^ That 1200 damage DD. Ebolts were worse imho, nobody had strong poison resist, even with DMF. Sword: Best jousting weapon ever. 2. Gary (heavy asset destroying beast; project reality) 3. AWP, CS 1.6 4. Singing Short Sword 5. Moss Covered Twig

Da fuck did these bros get data on cpi before 1947? That's the historical run of the series. Jesus christ is that a propaganda graph. source =http://data.bls.gov/generated_files/...pct_12mths.gif

I faked having migraines in the 7th grade so I could stay home for 6 months to play EverQuest.

I never notice diesel pumps. #thisisgasprivilege.

How to get Wolverine healing factor irl:

what should I box out of mage,bard,necro on test?

Favorite sploit: bard LD fear trap pvp. Target player, hit escape, hit lvl 27 AE fear, hit escape again to target last, and PBAE fear lands. Hit charm. Player pet. Best memories with players pet: Necro got the drop on me, hit me with ebolt at around 70% hp. Shit. feared + charmed, dragged him...

Lately I've just been clicking like to facebook for shemale porn. Since I haven't updated meh facebook in like 3 years, I'm now that creepy dude who you knew freshman year and are still friends with that is liking porn. Too much lawlz.

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Sim City agrees.

Noory and Bell have such soothing manly voices. They've been my binky for damn near 15 years.