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  1. Xeldar

    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    Where in the world do we find such societies?
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    if rolling a bard, I suggest boxing with a mage and/or necro.
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    Pacific Rim

    I can't see Charlie Day as anybody other than Charlie; I can't see Elba as anyone other than Stringer Bell.
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    Man of Steel

    The plot I want, the plot I need.
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    Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?

    Both of 'em will treat you like complete shit if you put them on any sort of pedestal or lose the ability to attract other women and/or don't use your ability to flirt. I
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    The Trayvon Trial

    I'm gonna die going to the gym at 10 o'clock at night during the chimp out. Feels good knowing I'm gonna die worshiping Brodin.
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    How do you prefer your steak?

    steak is one of the easiest things to cook to perfection
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    EQ Never

    Extended target window.. hnnnnrrraagggghhhh.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    You know who else who has watched me poop? My mom, my ex, and a hospital nurse.
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    EQ Never

    We should be serious: Anyone who picked up MMOs after 2004 are the cancer that is killing the genre. Now, a lament played on the world's smallest violin.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Putin is a hilarious asshole pseudo-dictator.
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    The Trayvon Trial

    Zimmerman. Mexican. He's a Mexican Jew like Louis CK?
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    how pig your benis?

    It's like an erect cheeto.
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    I don't get why after 14 years of EQ /follow still sucks balls but MQ's /stick is a godsend.
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    EQ Never

    I'm withholding judgement and masturbation until I see EQnext's wood elf titties.
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    EQ Never

    I always imagined those bulletin boards in EQ could be used as bounty boards. For a FBSS, you could put a hit out on Mcgroober. Someone killes mcgroober, brings his head back to the board, doesn't get a reward, but turns the head in and mcgroober loses 4 levels + the board eats the FBSS.
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    The burden of proof is on you to prove the claim (trannies are marginalized). So load up on your best anecdotal evidence, and appeals to emotion
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    Jobs

    "who works for whom, the production-time for a commodity, et cetera-are perceived as economic relations among objects" How do you even create a test to falsify this hypothesis?
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    World War Z

    Same camp. I was thoroughly entertained.
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    EQ Never

    I liked long travel on Vallon Zek, but that was because you had to travel through enemy controlled territory to get to your camp. I revel in the days on my high elf enchanter locking down Arch Magus with my wizard buddy because we were there at 3 am, on a wednesday, when no darkies were on to...
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    World War Z

    Fun movie. Brooks' source material gets trampled on, but I was entertained as hell for 2 hours.
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    Man of Steel

    The fact that superman neckbeards and critics are peeved by the grimy atmosphere of Man of Steel and I LOVED it LOOOVVVEEED this movie just makes me love it more. Critic tears are delicious. Snyder needs to direct a Mortal Kombat reboot, stat.
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    i'm beginning a Crusade against Manginas

    I quite like manginas. They are the closest thing to a woman, on the internet.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    http://movethefuckoverbro.tumblr.com/ behold the passive-aggressive shaming. Beeeehoolllddddd it.
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    Rift: Planes of Telara

    The Full Leeroys would be a great name for zerg/leveling guild.
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    Man of Steel

    Please let her be alive be the super villain in number 2.
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    Box office flops that deserve a sequel

    I want another Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison.
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    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    There's a weird effect in playoff basketball and football, where a contact foul that would be called in the first 3 quarters will not be called in the closing minutes of the fourth. Similarly, sub 2 minutes in a 1 possession game in football and defensive backs can get away with more contact on...
  29. Xeldar

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I'm definitely one of those people who'd post NDA breaking shit. I never got sent to detention as a kid /firstworldanarchist.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Muslim/Ashkenazi/Feminazi multiclass. I basically get free gold and yell at people for not checking their privilege.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Ever since this scandal has broken, I've made sure my plans for creating a nuclear holocaust are public record. The only thing that keeps me up at night is worrying I will not be able to kill every child in school.
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    Box office flops that deserve a sequel

    Top Gun 2. Instead of homoerotic volleyball we can have homoerotic drone piloting. Replace Russian with Chinese... and... the plot, "In the year 2016, naval aviator "Iceman" is lost over *those contested-Japan-China-islands* Tensions are high. Mounting a rescue mission, Maverick leads a combat...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can only have a good poop at my home's pooper. Work poop makes my bowels shy.
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    EQ Never

    We are jaded, old, neckbeards. We are not the target demographic for AAA titles. Relevant:
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    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    There is only one acceptable hotzone for 65.
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    Rift: Planes of Telara

    ^ I lost too many damn characters to that fucking bear trapper right after Vaal.
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    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Compare the penalties to being a drool baby in EQ vs. Wow/Rift. In EQ, you lose hours of xp, do not get any shiny pixels, and lose hits to your reputation (I have no experience in EQ past GoD, dunno how much risk vs. reward has changed in 10 years). In WoW/Rift, as a drool baby, you still level...
  38. Xeldar

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    After dicking around in Rift, I will not last long playing a game derivative of WoW.