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    hyperloop

    What if some asshole pops it with a hunting rifle from 300 yards?
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    Elysium

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    Elysium

    Another theme is, "ROBOTS TOOK ERRR JOBS", and any form of dissent, defiance being considered unlawful. The only jobs in the movie are building the robots which are used as paramilitary/police against citizens, LOL IRONY!!!! Good movie, Kruger is my favorite villian/man with too much...
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    EQ Never

    OGRES ARE NOT FAT?!?! BLASPHEMY! God fucking dammit.
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    We're The Millers

    ^ I would still tonguepunch her fartbox. Lords knows I've slummed through the gutters (and will gleefully do it again), that a little stink aint gonna bother me.
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    EQ Never

    how is trinity defined anymore? Is it tank/healer/cc or tank/healer/dps?
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    MMA Thread

    I'm a new Korean Zombie fan (lol at making him come out to Cranberries Zombie, like this is balls tit hilarious fighting to an existential angst pity puddle song). The moxie to try to pop your god damn shoulder back in, without grimacing and being kicked at... Holy monkey testicles that was bad...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    images courtesy of boards.4chan.org/pol/. I'm a god damn shitty reposter.
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    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, Johnny Knoxville does Borat basically

    fucking lost it at the lil miss sunshine copy pasta.
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    Overused phrases that you use

    "Hitler did nothing wrong" to women at bars, completely serious. Majority of women are like WTF?lol okay?, some recoil in horror, but one out of twenty nods with me in agreement.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    you find a meteorite, there's an accident at the lab, whatever

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_Removal Finally, I can be an anesthesiologist.
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    The Wolverine

    It's good crap, duh.
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    The Wolverine

    Flaming katana? FUCK IT FLAMING KATANA. I did not follow the plot, could not piece together why Wolverine was fighting whom and for what reason. I was just 'miring Jackman yoked on anavar and tren ace.
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    Noah (2014)

    Hopefully they troll and put some dinosaurs on the arc too.
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    Gravity (2013)

    Personally, my only question is can I see Clooney get roasted as a marshmellow in 3d?
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    Gravity (2013)

    It's a rom com, Bullock is a ditzy astronaut who trips on her first space walk. Clooney must save her. Back in the shuttle, Bullock chortles, learns to wear heels in space, and as they are about to kiss for the first time, they get blasted by micro meteroites.
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    47 Ronin

    + Katana and samurai armor/gi are god-tier aesthetics.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So I don't know how to get my mage back to Pandaria. I got on the gunship moved to Pandaria. Then I mowed down those alliance guys. Didn't bother turning in quest, just jumped to the ground (lol haven't played in awhile slowfall not on hotbar), die. Revive. I can't fly back up, so I hearthed...
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    EQ Never

    I liked my hot pink and purple dye. But nothing on a pvp server is more emasculating than getting rolled by a giant pink paladin with a flaming sword.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    between a priest and a mage at 85, which would be more fun to play?
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    EQ Never

    wood elf tittehs... come on Smed, make them right!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Only the bravest can watch.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Trayvon Martin, Had it coming? or not?

    Initiating conversation you suspect to be CRIMINAL SCUM based off of appearance? A breach of social etiquette, not illegal. Circling back to initiate physical confrontation? This shows malice/intent. Shooting someone who has top mount and has broken your nose + you're bleeding out the back of...
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    EVO 2013

    Never watched fighting streams before, but watching Wong come back with Akuma through 3 heroes to push it to the second match was damn awesome.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I'd hypothesize this is mostly a function of media being profit maximizing and myself being aroused by salacious theatrics and not reasoned, empirically backed polemics.
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    Trayvon Martin, Had it coming? or not?

    Prosecution did not meet their burden of proof for either manslaughter or murder 2. Therefore, George Zimmerman may continue his life with a presumption of innocence. And the media can go fuck itself for turning this into a shitfight about race.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Hypothetically, suppose Trayvon beat Zimmerman unconscious/to death when he had full mount, would Trayvon be guilty or found not guilty?
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    Pacific Rim

    Hopefully Del Toro (or whatever his name is) directs the third Hellboy because of this movie.
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    RL Picture Thread

    I'm looking fawwwkin juiicy
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    I have it on good faith Jesus wrote his name in urine. In fact he wrote a whole book in urine, which starts with the verse, "In the beginning, OP is a faggot."
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    Noah (2014)

    can't wait for the lumie to tear Noah a new asshole.
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    Falling out of love with gaming

    Air Warrior 3 was my first MMO, Aces High 2, AW's successor is probably where I'm playing and will finish playing MMOs.
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    Pacific Rim

    Saw it. I am disappoint.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    MUH FEELINS muh feelins herp derrp muh feelins! Treytrey!
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I like that. I'll make sure the business owners are mom and pops, help with the Boys and Girls club, but are vicious rape culture supporters!
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    The proliferation of stupidity

    By 17 my grand daddy had a paid beach vacation to the islands of Peleliu and Okinawa, and what the fuck do I get to fight? Obesity and feminists. God shitballs christ.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    What's a socially acceptable reason for me to engage in the post-not guilty verdict looting? I'm as white as Tunare.