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First time? Don't worry it gets better with each sting. The last time one got me I wouldn't have even known if it hadn't left its stinger in my hand.

I think I watched all of season 1. I liked it, but apparently not enough to start season 2. This kind of show isn't really my bag. But, it's as well done as any of them have been since psyche. Have you watched High Potential yet? Same kinda thing with Dee from Always Sunny playing an...

Sounds like she was really successful after she left you and is afraid you will find out. I'd still be pissed that she took everything and demand to at least be paid back for that shit. But I'm petty. You might be a better person than me.

I think spam callers are the only people you're still allowed to sexually harass. At least, I hope we're allowed to.

I sent them a complaint letter because I'm allergic to cashews.

Sonofabitch. I think auto correct changed damnedest to darndest. Probably because I mispelled it.

That's why you never give them your real name or address.

I'm working with a guy right now who walks like he's got both legs shorter than the other. You know how if someone has one leg severely shorter than the other, their gait is wide and they bounce up and down a lot as they swing around that longer leg? Well, he does it with both legs. It's the...

The show, yes. But rashida wasn't a good analog to leslie. She was the one recognizing how ridiculous the shit was. Sledge Hammer did a great job with this humour too.

I never even heard of alexander, so I looked it up. I was like, man that actually looks cool. Then I saw it was an oliver stone film. No thanks. He had a couple good movies in the 80s, then he got full of himself. Then he had natural born killers and promptly went back to making garbage.

having to listen to that tirade is equivalent to a 20 year prison sentence.

There is a lore answer, although I'm not sure how much of this is now Legends. The trooper armor in the original trilogy was plastoid. The armor the clones wore was durasteel. The mandos of course had beskar, which is better than durasteel but very rare. Durasteel was too heavy for the non...

I think I mentioned that a few months ago facebook decided that since I didn't use the app, I didn't deserve to log in. It told me I had to go to another device to verify it was me, so I tried a second computer and that wasn't good enough. Oh well, whatever. I really only used FB for one...

Did a white guy really just get drafted #1 overall in the NBA draft? This is a sign of the apocalypse, right? He's 18, did he even fucking go to college?

Tell your boss that if his wife would get a wax, she'd stop finding her pubes in everyone's teeth.

I can fuck the crazy out of the one in the bikini. No problem.

I was just at a convention with both of them. The sheriff and asta were also there. Alan is great in person too. Darcy, (Alice wetterlund) was the second best in RL. You may not like her character but she's way more fun than the other 2 wet blankets. Actually, big black wasn't that bad...

So, even with an asian hooker, now you gotta ask first how hard you're allowed to bite? What's this world coming to?

Brahma's family is the only black family in the world with no rhythm. Legend has it they got more than one ginger in the woodpile.

I don't get it. Are those related? Is the kid who killed his pregnant girlfriend the same kid the hot teacher was schtuping?

My new AC is so loud it sounds like its raining when it comes on. This is just the air moving from the fan. We can't actually hear the compressor or fan come on. I can't decide whether or not to call the AC company and complain.

Been a while since I've seen it. I remember the tagline "If you thought Friday the 13th was bad. Saturday the 14th is even worse.

I'm putting them in Tuff Sheds and all the windows are horizontal sliding windows. There was no option to get one that slid up and down. However, there were options to get perfectly square windows so after it was built, we just popped off the frame and rotated it 90 degrees. The next one I...

They had to pass that law cause the coon asses were tryin to fuck the mermaids.

medea or midea or something like that is the brand I just bought yesterday. But it is a regular window unit. Do they have heat? If they don't have heat, my searches would have filtered them out.

wtf, I've been shopping for window units for my sheds for months now. Hell, years if I'm being honest because there have been multiple sheds. How the fuck have I never heard of this?

I have been tempted to get a window unit for the garage. Now that I'm thinking about it again, maybe I'll set up a portable one in there and if we need it in the house, we just go get it.

$130 wouldn't buy one that would cool our living room and mounting is an issue. We don't really use the windows so they're all blocked off. But we have been planning to buy a portable AC. For that all we need to be able to do is open a nearby window for the exhaust and we can move it from...

Right before fathers day? You should tell her you want anal on your birthday and a blowie on fathers day. Then agree to swap the order and you can feel magnanimous.

The bare feet would be rough. Maybe someone can make shoes that look like oversized feet.

I kinda got to 'mostly explained' at the end of book 1.

I'm so goddamn sticky. My whole house is sticky.

I just listened to book one. I've never been a fan of audible books, but I guess I'm going to get the rest. I read pretty slow and the performance was good so I think I will stick with audio books. Anyone else listening to DCC podcasts? I found a couple and listened to an episode each and...

Our AC went out thursday. Dead as a doorhammer. We had called the tech out because it was making a funny noise. He said there was nothing he could do for it and it died right after he left. My wife was the only one here and I still think he did something, but whatever. They're here...

Both of these gifs seem like political commentary.

My first metformin bottle tore me up and I couldn't take the full dose. Then I went to my regular doctor and he switched me to the ER (Extended Release) version. He said it worked better and didn't tear your gut up as much. It worked great for me, I take the full dose now and don't notice any...

In Texas horse also rhymes with boss.

In fairness, we really need to see them without support to be sure.

I let my blood sugar get up to 350 last year. I think the a1c was 9.6. My eyesight took a nosedive. I started using readers and had most of my glasses swapped out to bifocals. I even added magnification to some of my shooting glasses. I also started metformin at the same time. It would be...

Try ordering something on prime when you're out of town and select the weekend for your prime delivery day. It'll be there next day every single time. They'll even send you an email crowing about how they got it to you early.