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Meanwhile my kids are off for Spring Break, I'm the guy playing afk 5 minutes an hour milking fucking cows with one character, flour with another, and making the milk teas and honey cookies for you grindy grind fuckers. No way I have any motivation to 55 right now. This game caters to every...

I have no sauce but have been following this for years. Boyle said years ago this would be done around 2016, would only be loosely based on 'Porno', and the extra time would be needed to make it look as if only 9 years had passed since they are all such good looking guys. I think it's a...

Kirk. Speaking of. I need a Star Trek team, complete with 1 Rookie Redshirt for each mission that says "Fuck you, Jait" when I cursor over him and it only gets worse from there.

Dude. Read the fucking article. And fucks sake, no they do not. If your director is such a dumbfuck that he missed ANGLES AND LIGHTING why give him hundreds of millions to do a film at all? Moreover all the contractual bullshit comes into play when you do reshoots, but if you're not going...

You're saying what a lot of people say, the same way we all want a better X,Y, or Z, we just don't know HOW. It's hard to pinpoint when we hit the limit, but for me it was the Brawl in Matrix 2 with all the Smiths that finally made me pull a Seinfeld and toss my hands up. Lord of the Rings is...

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Advent Children was straight to video, and used the most popular characters and story in FF history. Despite that they weren't dumb enough to go for a Feature again. But I'm not being a dick, I really, really hope you're right. Final Fantasy is something I wish I could share with my friends...

While every news outlet helps do damage control, it's very clear this movie is another WB disaster. They need to take away the DC license if this bombs as badly as ANY MOVIE THAT NEEDS TO DO RESHOOTS does. Seriously. There has never been reshoots because the movie was good but could be...

Bought it and downloaded it, but too busy playing Black Desert. I can probably run both while I'm fishing.... It's getting fantastic reviews, and as it turns out very nicely explains the gap between the Death of Sarevok and your abduction by Irenicus. They brought back some of the original...

This might be a Captain Obvious thing but just throwing this out there because I suck, but no joke after watching this and working on this I'm now winning even as a casual. It's really, really good advice from one of the masters. About 2:45 in.... on beating the Low Jab. Ive been wasting...

Right? At this point it's about to literally become a snuff film and we're all fucking accessories for not calling the cops. I hold out hope that Jesus Hawking will cause a sinkhole in Johnny's house and trap him for weeks where he's forced to feed off his own urine and feces to survive only...

Oh well that answers my question then. I was sitting here wondering what the fuck does fermega think about sex and video games. Problem fucking solved. I can move onto curing cancer now that I've learned you're against mingling sex and video games. Probably from all those times you had to...

I disagree. They did an entire TV show about his origin. That's just as accessible as the movies even if you want to slip that detail under the carpet. The stories (both of them) have been beaten to death more than ANY origin story. We'd need another 2-3 wolverine origins to catch up. Fuck...

Catfish aren't the only thing people are levelling on. I'm on Orwan and it's crowded as fuck. Stop trolling Wooly.

Someone posted a fuckton of Lore to the Safehouse when they quit way back in the day. The design docs for kunark, and a few other things. Then there's that time Brad got all Vicced up and challenged folks at ShowEQ to break the new encryption. They did. And they hacked his PC. I think there were...

So ignoring the design phase, complete failure to come up with a pay structure, then saying fuck it and continue rolling the dice, and hope it all works out? Nice. Sounds like my kids.

Yes. Please lecture the audience how they don't understand Batman and Superman. We just got done with 2 of the 3 best Batman live-action movies ever. Meanwhile Marvel turned Ant man into a successful and fun movie. Ant Man... Your arguement is fucking retarded.

He brands people, kaid. He brands them. Like meat. And then he says and I'm nearly quoting....if there's even a 1% chance Superman is the enemy we must destroy him. Are you fucking kidding me?

Your 'friend' is retarded.

It's on Netflix? There goes any chance of a Hipster jerking off in a theater and calling it Irony-Art.

That's a great review. I genuinely felt sad for that author.

It's what I said about Kirk a while ago. Lyrical is right. There's something fundamentally bothersome whether you're consciously aware of it or not about Superman not being Superman. The darkest moment in Superman history is when Quentin Tarantino explained his contempt for Humanity. That speech...

I don't play a whole lot. I much prefer watching you all and the pros. But this. So much this. It's a trend I even saw Alex Vaille use this week on CrossCounter. It's not even downloading, it's just fucking annoying.

I won't lie, much like college campus these days I found those threads intimidating and uninviting. Thank you Bisi for making it closer to being the "Safe Space" everyone at Rerolled should enjoy.

To the surprise of no one. I think we all spend s lot of time convincing outselves these 'blockbusters' are great to rationalize how fucking stupid we've all become. Mad Max should have been mediocre instead it's probably the movie of the year because we can't quite convince ourselves the Force...

You are asking the WRONG guy. These movies are an abomination to DC and have been for a while. Luckily they haven't ruined the only other Fantasy Sci-Fi with rose-colored glasses and full optimism of the American Way. Imagine if Captain Kirk suddenly started saying fuck it, and snapped Khan's...

Dead Robin storyline. It's not a batsuit...look closer And yeah that Michael Cera wannabe was so similar to the Joker, I assumed that was going to be the twist...

You're a die hard fanbois. You'll deny it, of course. You know how I know? You went in the middle of the week to see a movie on release date.... complain about the reviews.... THEN write a god damned Masters Thesis on the film. You know how I know this movie sucks? You still gave it a 7/10.

He's the more expensive and slightly more acceptable Uwe Boll. Had Boll had a 300 under his belt, he'd probably be running the DC franchise.

Weeks ago they were already hedging their bets by releasing information about R rated versions and hidden characters. It should immediately have made everyone wonder: what's wrong with this one? It's still going to make a lot of money thanks to tits. But frankly DC and Superman is a tough...

Fucks sake you folks look too deep into things. I feel like I just mentioned to a room full of addicts that this is the closest thing to heroin they will get. Then they spent the next 6000 pages claiming I said it was heroin. TL;DR You're never getting EQ again...sorry. But this is the...

This man gets it. This is the closest thing you'll ever get to EQ again. It's a world you can't keep up with, ever. People call that "grindtastic" now. Well what the fuck do you think EQ was? And those of you who jumped to 50 in this game and say it sucks, well you either didn't play in...

I knew there would be some twat to immediately follow up with the most fucking obvious statement to my joke ever. You are a fucking twat.

Or on the "ending" of 90% of games made from 1979-1990. There was none. Console games you got two fucking lives. You might carry a princess at the end or she might be in another fucking castle. STORY OVER. Fuck you. Play Again? And if you want to talk PC Games, same fucking thing. If you...

I'm pretty sure Smed is far smarter than I gave him credit for. He found a way to play crazy and get fired and paid as opposed to quitting and not being paid. This is largely his fuck up and it'll all be blamed on Daybreak down the road. Especially because some of you fuckers will buy into...

Did you guys play on release? I'm genuinely curious now why some folks I played with said they never saw the movie. Maybe it was EU/NA/Etc.. release differences? It definitely fucking looped every time you started. Pretty sure there was a whineplay post on how to disable the movie either...

We have a drunk thread. We also need a stoner thread. Where deep shit like this is discussed hand in hand with whether or not a sausage on a stick, wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake is a good breakfast or a great breakfast. Then the Hot Pocket crowd can have their say too.

True Mippo Tale, but true... HoMM3 came out weeks earlier and had a VERY similar and vastly superior opening. I always got annoyed at that fucking video because there was a delay and you couldn't get past it until Veeshan nuked Norrath and like others either (????)disabled it in the .ini? or...

Jesus Christ the emu folks are harder working and more professional than MMO Kickstarters and Daybreak combined.