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50 Shades of go fuck yourself.

We can watch reruns of old shit blowing up. C'mon son. Crack a beer and let's watch m49 wipe out the mutha fuckin Andromeda cluster clean of life 4 billion years ago.

Yeah we are all very glad about the new game. I'm talking about the next one. This series always focused on squad combat, but we also used to get another game on top of that. I just hope they don't entirely scrap what made the series great, and what made Interceptor and Bureau suck ass...

I didn't know they were making Terror... If so, it'll be great if they focus on the Geoscape strategy game and base building. Those are sorely missed from this game. This game is far more linear and keeps you on the path compared to previous X-Com games. Not complaining one bit, it matches...

I can't give you any shit because you've been shouting this at people as long as I have, but it's way too fucking late. This should have happened in 2003. Remember John Capozzi? Remember him, Brad? He made those worlds you half-assed dreamed of. He sent me your design docs for...

I have no interest in this shit whatsoever and completely impartially..you had to stick with the call on the field. It touched the ground, and control was entirely subjective.

It's funny because there were 2 that I say, but I still stand by... "Hold that shit!" in my alien Mike Ross voice.

You can't win with the Stephen Smith argument. But every guy knows it's true. Women know how and when to push buttons if they want to. And when you are a douche like Manziel or that douchebag reporter who beat his girlfriend in front of the damn courthouse after a restraining order you just make...

Manziel and Tebow as The Odd Couple. Coming to Netflix in October. Produced by Adam Sandler and Directed by Rob Schneider.

Git r hub.

This is shit I blame on you guys. I will tell my grandkids we invented this playing EQ...as an April Fools joke. Pizza Hut sets a record with Super Bowl sales

It's not even about money for me. My new recruits get 4 fucking food, and that's all. If I could sell any default shit, I would. And I shut their torches off in the first room. Survivors move on unless they get an affliction or high stress without levelling; they get axed when they...

Article is better than the movie. We've reached the point where we just applaud these nitwits (Coens included) and pretend they're real actors and the story is "smart" and/or "deep". It's not. It's like Oceans 12-19, just a reason for these fuckwads to get together, do a circle jerk and...

Someone nailed it earlier. I know duckall about this guy but every time we saw him in the 00s he was plastered. Hell of a BMXr but fuck him for capitalizing on the 2016 RR Martin story. He gets a supporting role at best. He was also ALWAYS with his dad. Had a heavy presence in LA for a while...

Highly scripted. And AI was shut off clearly in a few spots. But the things we were concerned about are all there IMO pace/tempo being the primary thing. I don't want a tunnel crawl and a flashlight, nor a game where I need to take cover every 5 seconds ala real world. And not quite Duke3D

Ok, well...there's that then. God damn.

You just saved 20 bucks. They put the two keys stacked...granted the expansion one is the first they gave you. But even on Steams redemption it tells you "Please input the other key first to activate the main product" if you happened to put them in the wrong order. Even Steam tells you what a...

That would be a riot. My kid goes to John Parker High. Named after the first man to create AI. Cause of death asphyxiation due to having his penis torn off and shoved down his throat by EVE (RC .087)

Can't tell if Stoke looked awful or ManU looked great. Either way, it's looking better for VG

This is exactly the shit I'm looking for. Thank you. I always assumed eating had to do more with shitting yourself. And had never heard of versed but will now know to demand it.

He wanted to call it Tex X, but for some reason they didn't think it was a good idea to provoke black folks back then.

You know I almost added that knowing Brooks maybe what he was doing went over my head or maybe I was just looking too deep into it, though it seemed obvious to me. Thank you for proving that point even better.

It may have worked better if it was Daphne Zungha or whatever her name was. Point is John Candy is dead, he can't be involved and Pullman (I love him) isn't exactly hard to get... There's a huge difference in saying we wont be doing Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford, it's entirely another...

Thanks. I appreciate the honest replies. Im being an absolute pussy, nothing more or less. I read the real problems some of you guys have and know there's not much excuse for phobias or my bullshit. My solution in a perfect world would be for my wife to inject me or knock me the fuck out while...

ManU fans got a fantastic draw. And City at Chelsea to boot.

He's hilarious. His Larry David crossover was fantastic on Curb. Even the line in the interview (no sauce) he said he would only be doing this movie if Bill Pullman was attached to it. And no one got the joke. The comments were filled with "What a great guy.". He's hilarious.

Turned 40 late last year. So...we can take pictures of Pluto but our brainiacs can't solve the 4 fucking inches between my culo and prostate without someone violating me with their finger? Hasn't happened yet. But it's coming... If any of you have been through it, some comforting words would...

Yeah. It's definitely got some FFT going on. Need my elevation skill up.

This and what Column said. I had a lot of guildies who jerked off to this shit as opposed to just enjoying it. I never understood the fanaticism, just not my cup of tea I guess. Thought it was pretty much just as good as the originals /shrug. It was always a difficult show to define, at...

I'm genuinely surprised at the surprise. This has been going on for ages even with successful franchises like Borderlands. It's a good read to be sure but "gaming" jobs have seen as sharp a decline as lawyers. It's not as simple as "Hey this is a rockstar job where you can make bank!" and 5-15...

Of course not. You're a moron. And they count on that, so they use big numbers to confuse you. Clearly 31 is a very big number for you. You know sometimes I need a security detail for my events, I hire two agencies. Sometimes my guests are important, they have their own security. Just...

That's actually pretty funny. Sounds like a Vonnegut pitch. Obama needs to send these guys some Schnapps quick!

I don't speak their language which I can only assume is Estrological, sounds like they are high out of their fucking minds screaming Sons of Bitches.

You know, Hoss. As Jesus once said: He's not really dead as long as we remember him.

It's a mill. My quick start guide for troops: Don't buy anything but food and just do New Player runs with 3-4 new people every single week and treat it like Hunger Games. Until week 10 or so you'll be lucky to get 2 players returning on most missions. And of those returning players...

Crack laws are racist. I recently bought some non-pasteurized slightly fermented cheese for an event, using my special speak easy password. A cop was in line and we both smiled at him as he had no idea we were breaking laws because frankly cops are fucking retards. I don't sell the cheese...

3 Abomination+occultist is pretty OP and fun. Surprised their stun never got a nerf.

No one is getting him out of this one. Not even for old times sake.

Can't wait until you fuckers have to deal with the next gen of tablet gamers who spout "You've never played Final Fantasy VII until you've played it on a IPadfuckall 4000". Even if we all know Shakespeare is better in Klingon. Amiright Chris Plummer?

More good games than you can shake a stick at. Sadly I just can't bring myself to download and install any of the Stalker stuff. Heard it's really very good.