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  1. Jait

    Support?

    Hello Matt. We have a very strict rule around here called Tits or get the fuck out. Now as I'm sure the 3 churches who started your personal pedophilia club would explain even Jesus wasn't a communist. He would frown upon one so churlish as to not provide a set of breasts when asking for...
  2. Jait

    Black Desert

    It's hard not to notice you buy your "workers" off of a block, pay only the workermasser, and then your only job is to keep them working by feeding them beer or gruel. I so wish we could name them... On that subject never get lower than a blue when you buy your slaves err I mean student...
  3. Jait

    Black Desert

    What you mean pulling entire fields of purples and pressing two buttons to kill them all is easy? Pfft. Workers are the hard part. Half-drunk all the time because I only feed them beer, and I never pay them. You try walking past your workers at 2am and pretend you don't know them. That's...
  4. Jait

    Sausage Party (2016)

    Everyone says they aren't a fan of his movies myself included but this looks pretty good. And honestly The Interview was pretty good. Mainly because it was free. If his movie tickets came with a joint they'd probably be much better.
  5. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    I was waiting for Mystique to scream she will pledge as Tribute. I think she found her place in the acting world back on the Bill Engvall show and somehow honey potted her way to the top because frankly she's fucking awful. Can't wait for her to turn 30 and disappear like so many before her.
  6. Jait

    The Chronicles of Prydain

    Disney is doing Lloyd Alexander's incredible retelling of the Welsh version of Idylls of the King and fairy tales? How could that possibly go wrong? Fan fucking tastic. I look forward to the Bible in 2721 where Jesus is a dancing fucking mouse who challenges Satan the bunny to a dance off.
  7. Jait

    Black Desert

    Those are just chat channels meant to confuse the fuck out of you.
  8. Jait

    10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

    Don't let a good story get in your way Chaos. Or...... JJ bought "The Cellar" from two kids for 25,000. He put aliens in at the end. Collect 200 million. He Donald trumped this movie. Just slapped his name on another persons good work and pretended he's a genius.
  9. Jait

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Give Lyrical a break, it was everywhere. Fucks sake Stephen Colbert eulogized him and received the shield on his show. This. I imagine that's when he will die if at all.
  10. Jait

    Araysar spotted

    We had a guy on this board who was a top tier pro at Stree Fighter and plays with his fucking tongue.
  11. Jait

    Penny Dreadful

    I see he has a new manservant. I was hoping for some sort of bullshit rez since we never even learned much about Token's story. Definitely looking forward to this.
  12. Jait

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You know that crazy idea just might work. Im pretty sure this is now a thread on hardware and should be titled: Tools. And how to use them.
  13. Jait

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This is like watching Ben Carson go House Nicorette with Trump. Look. There's the Brad that's a total fuck up, a little stupid, no work ethic, and then there's the guy behind the scenes. You don't know that Brad. Fuck you all. Bunch of Christie wannabes.
  14. Jait

    XCOM 2

    From my observations they will ALWAYS attack the beacon first as long as they have the action points to do so and have LoS. There are times where that might not seem to be the case but some aliens get very few movement points.
  15. Jait

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    More like a Victory Vicodin. Then cartoons and a nap.
  16. Jait

    EQ Never

    I don't understand how this failed. Lets start at the top... Smed was off White Knighting god only knows what against some hacker group. He threatened them until they basically shut down the income of the company. How bad or incompetent could the people underneath him be?
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    Black Desert

    edit: Done and done.
  18. Jait

    EQ Never

    Holy shit... Daybreak in talks to acquire Pantheon, Brad McQuaid joining as Executive Producer
  19. Jait

    XCOM 2

    It's just trying to fix something that's broken fundamentally. Mimic beacon mechanics are bad. They shouldn't taunt/have priority the way the do. That's the real problem. Having them get whacked after one hit is a dumb fix. I have no issues with a good squad throwing a mimic beacon from...
  20. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Ftfy. Otherwise your post makes no sense and you're a psychopath. Maybe we should call him Bill? Would that make you more comfortable?
  21. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Then don't take it too seriously. I actually like Ep1,2,3 but can appreciate all that he says. I thought this movie was even better (naturally) but still can't wait to see Plinkett tear it apart. Especially since he wanted Abrams and even predicted a lot of this would happen (including...
  22. Jait

    XCOM 2

    When you posted "stiff nerf" I assumed you meant 1 per mission. Wasted my time.They get hit now, no dodge, no cover. Makes sense. They were ridiculously overpowered. I will fondly remember bringing 2 mimic beacons on most missions and walking through the mission at 2+ kills per turn.
  23. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Needs its own thread. Jesus fucking Christ that looks good. Can't wait.
  24. Jait

    The Matrix (1999)

    Needs a caption like... 24 hours later and no noticed the glass of cum? My sex change is working! Also since they Wachoski Sisters have done more than Jenner, shouldn't they get some sort of brave award?
  25. Jait

    XCOM 2

    Played 3 campaigns now. Yet to finish the final mission in any of them. Usually my entire computer crashes and reboots at the point my soldiers salute me. Used afterburner to turn everything way down and the settings in game. Made it past the part where it renders all my squad and they salute to...
  26. Jait

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I just want the edition where Ben Affleck doesn't play Batman.
  27. Jait

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Jena Malone now confirmed DLC add-on character. You have to buy the ULTIMATE Edition to unlock her. Jena Malone Has Been Cut From BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
  28. Jait

    XCOM 2

    Ran into a strange bug tonight. Recovered the Stasis Suit, and afterwards nothing would update. Building Radio Relay hit -4 days, while the excavation I had undergone reached -234 hours. Legit copy of the game. Will do some google fu tomorrow before I just reload a save from the previous...
  29. Jait

    American Gods

    So that pretty much guarantees McShane will be dead before it films. There's no way something could be cast any more perfect or done better. Hollywood, don't make me praise you.
  30. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Look. Sue the two fucktards who are actually involved. You're not going to prove there was a massive conspiracy. 75m??? If I was the defense I'd show this picture she took 6 months earlier and ask if she took money for these pictures and to describe exactly what's going on. Obviously not...
  31. Jait

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Because Polanski isn't the only one thrilled with keeping the "spotlight" on the Catholic Church and off the biggest pedos of them all: Hollywood.
  32. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Finn's cliffhanger is the same as any Sci-Fi show in their first ep/season. D'Argo didn't end up dying after all, but we never really fucking saw Sinclair and Pike ever again. Poor Pike, poor, poor Pike. Depending on reaction and notes Finn could have died if everyone hated him, came back...
  33. Jait

    Ready Player One

    Funny enough, that was the exact same name I used when I was discussing this with a buddy a few weeks ago. I would put Hughes higher as well.
  34. Jait

    Master of Orion

    It was unbalanced as fuck, but like you perfectly pointed out you worked with it. That's why folks still play MOO2 and HoMM games. And unfortunately every once in a while there's a developer that sees $$$$. Unfortunately for some folks in this thread they completely ignored the obvious on...
  35. Jait

    2016 Oscars

    No. I'm physically the poster boy for Aryan youth. So is my son...who is half Cuban. The idea that race means a god-damned thing anymore in America is in and of itself racist. Is anyone going to really argue that blacks in Hollywood are black? Does Will Smith and his family experience...
  36. Jait

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The best part about the trolls in this thread is we will be getting LOTS O' MILLER NOW BITCHES!! Enjoy your hating on Mad Max. We will enjoy the domination of the night, and the forthcoming sequels.
  37. Jait

    2016 Oscars

    I just saw Abe Vigoda was forgotten in the awards. That's pretty fucked up when you're so self-absorbed in thinking Black and White people who share the exact same million dollar lifestyle are somehow "Diverse". They don't even know the fucking difference between race and ethnicity...
  38. Jait

    Ready Player One

    Mixed feelings. I've been keeping my eye on this a while now. He refuses to use his own materials which he considers is self-promotion, which leads me to believe this will suck. But c'mon, Spielberg is arguably the greatest filmmaker of our lifetimes and IS THE 1980's... No matter what...
  39. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Disney wants a new universe. So I would bet real money the Sith and Jedi are just how the Core Worlds handled the mysterious magic known as the Force. The Knights of Ren are another part of the Galaxy's way of handling it. The Counter Arguement would be to point out Kylo is so obsessed with...
  40. Jait

    Master of Orion

    I don't think he played MOO2. Seriously, just trying to read this thread now is TAD TAD TAD TAD TAD (Someone's valid point) TAD TAD TAD TAD (another valid point) TAD TAD TAD TAD TAD TAD TAD. Fuck's sake. Let your foot dangle out your ass a while before you put it in your mouth the second...