Search results

Cab Drivers pulling the "MY MACHINE DOESNT WORK DUDE!!!" after dropoff. When they do it to me, I've flat out said I guess you're not getting paid. That always leads to it working... So, what rustled my jimmies? My wife came home after a 10 day trip last night at midnight. They pulled...

It's a great fucking story. A little too obscure for it's importance compared to all the other WW2 stories that exist. I'll have to check this out. Thanks.

Lies. Hot actresses and models are always talking about how they love Star Wars with Chewybacco and Spock. Now it usually happens before or after they've taken money or admission for something, but still...there are clearly hot chicks who love nerdy shit.

Of course not. It was a perfect storm with Star Wars dying down, etc..etc... That said they'll still be good if they make 60-100m films. The most important thing is that the real Deadpool now exists in the movie canon. Where they can use him is anyone's guess, but they don't necessarily need...

Why would you argue with children? I can't imagine how people will see our "modern" atheists in a hundred years as anything other than secretly bitter religious minded people. Because enlightened people just shut the fuck up and ignore the fact that every single person is filled with their own...

Probably. That's what we do best on this board. But since the other thread got relegated to the Void of forum clicks it's worth repeating. And totally agree. CC has brought a ton of people like me back into the fold. And EVO has been so damn good the past 7-8 years I'm really expecting SFV to...

There is no stun setting. That's just how Cloned Leia remembers it to rationalize her existence as a deep cover agent for Thanos. She thinks she's the real Leia. She was so cold and distant, even when her home planet and everyone she ever loved was blown up. A few minutes later she was...

Not a derail at all, I find that shit fascinating. I threw the 150 number out of my ass. It's expensive, and every once in a while I'll meet someone who's done it, or done the "lobby thing" where he charges a much smaller amount to skype or something with a small group and do lobby matches. I...

Anything will beat the abomination that was Frank Herbert's bastard kid Herbert the Lesser writing Dune 7 with Leto riding a giant fucking sandworm through the Machine World... Fuck...

FTFY I've heard nothing but good things about his "pay sessions" except from those who challenge him and lose $$$. He wont even play you in a friendly unless you pony up. Can't really blame him though. edit: I'm serious though, if you're in the LA area and you have a disposable income...

Bottom Line: You're all guessing. Those of us guessing this is a shit sandwich are much more likely to be right if you look at the history of not just MOO, but the entire attitude of "Our shit is so good we can charge people to look at it." The last big instance of this also included...

I'm with Gavin. The money means fuckall. I'm just not buying a brick twice. I still have moo3. Only played once. Granted it was like a 20 hour session but ended with me like a 8 year old child who just found out Santa wasn't real. And neither is Jesus. And your dad isn't really your dad. Your...

They could do something brilliant, that's totally "next level" and concludes with a post-credit cameo by Hannah and Hauer who are emperors of a machine race beyond the boundaries of Human understanding, crying at our imprisonment. But more than likely it'll feature a grizzled bored-as-fuck...

Looks like they spent 20% of their total budget on the 4 hours they brought in the B-Movie actors. To make them do those interviews hyping the game on their way out really bothered me. Fuck, half didn't bother shaving or brushing their hair that morning. There's so much effort to create a...

Had to go back to basics. Street Fighter : Capcom Co., Ltd. : Free Streaming : Internet Archive

I met mine when she was 15 (I like to tell people that was last year, and I'm 40). I was 17. Wasn't love at first sight, but pretty damn close. She always tells me if I die early there's no chance she'd ever love anyone as much as me, but...she still needs to get laid. Her words.Yeah, it's...

Good stuff. The first week everyone is an expert. Then it's the Fraud Attrition. A lot of good matches not on stream tonight. That Dictator/Cammy matchup looked really bad. I mean unwinnable.

You're kidding, right? edit: From what I understand the gap has gone from 20:1 in the 60's-70's to 10:1 in the 80's and it's now down to 2:1 making it the largest increase in any demographic in the same periods of time. In any event, a lot of the white women in prison are drug offenders...

I'm having a prostitute dress up in the same clothes I'm wearing in the casket, but under her trenchcoat. Halfway through she'll gasp in torment, strip off the coat, turn to the onlookers and say...Ok...this is where it gets weird. Then she'll run away screaming "I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."...

Yeah, I tinyeye'd it. If the story with the dog is true, holy shit. And yeah, I guess they did peel him up something awful, just hard to see the dent and hair from that picture.

It's convincing except there's too little damage to the carpet. Direct stains, without spreading means you'd be peeling that fucker up off the carpet like a piece of gum, and you'd either need to cut it away, or leave some flesh behind. I'm basing this either on my 14 years as a professional...

Johnny on the spot. Thanks. Watched the final batch of Excellent Adventures for one reason: SMUG. Never really listened to the guy before, he comes across as a total moron, maybe because he's young. But then he starts to talk about the game, and the shit he knows and picks up, it's...

Yeah that's why they had to get Liam Neeson for the true life story. Dolph had barely said, "I don't know who you are.." before his family was released with sobbing apologies from the terrorists.

I heard if you set your Apple product to Jan 1, 1970 it brings up a naked picture of Emma Watson. Or it might cause an integer underflow which bricks your iPhone.

That's slave talk. Fucker should be cited for endangering the public, and that's all. edit: I bet he doesn't look like Kenneth Branaugh's Ginger love child.

You know this thread will reach ridiculous new heights. By page 46 it is known that Rey is the love child of Obi-Wan and George Lucas who used the TARDIS to make it so. I was trying to beat people to the punch on page 1, but I can't top Chun-Kee the Hutt.

You get what you pay for. They're using the parody angle even having him repeat the lines. But no, it's very real, and very straight to DVD. I guess Arnold thought mobile games pay better. They probably do.

It wasn't common knowledge when I was a kid. Found out he was a Fulbright scholar during the press for that horrible van dam movie they made in the 90s. Was pretty blown away.

This guy gets it. Dolph is the man. And no matter what anyone thinks of him, he's probably smarter than you and can kill you in 93 different ways.

Also Laura Dern confirmed Metroid Fett. And her husband Dark Lord Fitzpop played by Del Toro. Sadly it was fear that their coupling would produce an ugly child with grating personality traits and badly intelligable English so Rey was adopted by a single child Chinese couple who sold her into...

They all look alike.

God forbid we guys get to play a joke on Valentine's Day. I want to sell these. Each will come with 2 copies so the girl can scratch the top one, have a giggle, then give her partner the 2nd one which will read Anal x3. That will be sold alongside my other products. A double layered condom with...

Who said they were coming to the rescue? Good teams create legacies. Might be a new concept for you. I imagine you're a Liverpool fan or something based on your "I'll ask and answer my own assumptions!" Post.

VG has got to go. That was just awful. Can't make Giggs wait through a 3rd coach. They should do it now before May while they can still bring in some of Fergies old assistants.

There's a lot of fucking factors and if Cad is in the know, he damn well knows there's a lot of good doctors in Kaiser's system, or still waiting to start their practice. And some are fucking retards who only pay the god damned interest each month until their husband points out to them they...

It's going to be fascinating how much this makes with Zoolander being a complete bomb. With President's Day and Star Wars dying down it could really put up huge #'s. I thought 60m was going to be a home run, but now I wouldn't be surprised if it hits 100+ depending especially on how strict...

5m for 1 Super Bowl commercial was enough for me to realize it was a heavy campaign. But I didn't see much other than that (viral though) either.

That's exactly how it was until they watched dailies. They spent a fuckton on advertising. That's what you do when you realize you have a winner, and they have many Jews.. err I mean people working around the clock coming up with the exact # that gets them the most return. I would go so far...

This is why we can't have nice movies.

Yeah he wasn't being obtuse for sure. I thought it was pretty funny. Edit^. No. He was basically saying thanks captain obvious for proving the hard work we all did by waiting for technology to catch up.