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They're gentle... when they're not GANG RAPING one another with SEVEN INCH CORKSCREW PENISES.

Anyone else read this? It's from the Author of John Dies at the End and This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude Don't Touch It.

Barraco, I went ahead and fixed up your contact entry...

It's a thing they do. Killer whales are hella smart. I've read that the current hypothesis is the whales are bright enough to know their eyes are vulnerable for a second to being scratched when they snatch up a seal. So they launch the little fuckers into the air and let them come slamming down...

It's like she's trying to hypnotize me into forgetting she has no tits. Seriously. She's got a cute face and all, but where the fuck are that bitch's tits?

See, my money is on the T1000. Random Storm Trooper walks up to Vader. Next thing Vader knows there's a REALLY big hole in his chest thanks to a liquid metal blade. If it's a fair fight and no one is sneaking up on anyone, then I still go T1000. Vader's no push over, but he's not super...

Who would win between Darth Vader (from the original Star Wars) versus the T1000 (from Terminator 2)? Vader has The Force and a light saber. The T1000 can't be force choked, can look like anyone or any object, has better-than-human strength & speed, and an arsenal of blades.

Steel Panther, tho.

Pretty fucking high... I also feel like any one of the people in the pic could actually be drowning / struggling... and we'd never know.

Anyone know the name of this sex position? Shit cracks me up.

... If only we had a thread devoted specifically to girls with giant buttholes...

Jumping back to 80's cartoons... I just want to know how. Fucking. Stoned. the people were who came up with Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. "OKAY... SO... WE'LL TAKE THE STAR WARS MODEL. WE'LL HAVE LIKE A LUKE SKYWALKER KID WHO HAS SOME SHITTY POWER LIKE THE FORCE. THEN WE'LL HAVE A HAN SOLO...

Child molester? Bail at $2.6 Million? And I'm okay with that. Fuck you for putting your hands on a 13 year old kid.

You guys have it all wrong. He said dungeons and dragons BITCHES.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Izo again.

People who can't defend the actions or ideologies of their own political party without attacking what they believe to be the opposite of their political party. "The Republicans did X, Y, and Z??? Oh... well... uhm... The DEMOCRATS did A, B, and C." "You don't like what president Obama did...

Dufuq is that from?

OMFG these people can go fuck themselves. I've dealt with them professionally doing debt collection and fraud prevention. They're such pieces of shit. "No, sir. You cannot pay for your mortgage / cable bill / credit card debt / whatever / in "Jackass Bucks". You must pay in U.S. dollars. We...

We live in a fantasy world. They're all around us and they literally exist... There are Dwarves... Elves... Halflings... And Orcs...

I didn't ask for this thread. I didn't ask for it before. And...

Source?

If you need this next one explained to you, then I don't know why you're here...

"Mo of dat ho".

You can keep those as long as I get this one:

I know this sounds retarded as hell, but with medical technology being what it is, this could actually have happened.

IBtR

See... THAT fucking annoys the shit out of me. We make such a big deal about gays marrying or people divorcing or all other sorts of bullshit. But the biggest tabboo no one talks about is this idea that you HAVE to date someone that's around your age. Which is bullshit. Date someone you have...

If Guardians of the Galaxy came out in the 80's...

Gonna need sauce on this'n.

Thought it might be fun to get our nerd debate on. Who would win in a fight between Ash from Army of Darkness versus Jules from Pulp Fiction? I'm trying to imagine the one-liners going back and forth between them. Shit would be hilarious.

For his last trick, I'm going with how he flips the cards. The deck looked pretty thick... like there were a lot of extra cards in it... enough to start his little flip-animation. Then he's got every card on the back of one of the cards. The trick is flipping to that specific card in the flip...

Step 1: Wake up. Step 2: Eat a HUGE bowl of CRAZY. Step 3: Play possum. Step 4: Massage your possum.