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Mad Max: The Road Warrior is the one you'll want. Max Max 1 is just sort of strange. It's the story of why Max goes Mad. But it's real, REAL, standard 80's fare (with muscle cars). A biker gang killed his wife and kids and he's PISSED OFF. And Mad Max 3 tried to be 2 different movies. It's...

She was checking to make sure that he wasn't on it. Duh! YOU DON'T GET TO ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE.

I don't know if AI is even possible, much less inevitable. Complex tools which are purposed to complex tasks is one thing. Tools which operate giving the illusion of intelligence. That already happens and will continue to progress. I don't think we'll ever know that AI happened until...

Woah. Yall are into some expensive blenders. Shit. Spiders live in my blender.

Grace and Frankie. A+ lols. Probably something you wanna watch with a girlfriend or wife though. It might just be because I think Lilly Tomlin is awesome.

How lucky is that? Pluto has an ocean, and we managed to get a pretty good look at it.

Hey, those are still nice 1981 boobies. Vintage.

Hrm. No, it was a commodore logo. It's funny how memory doesn't work sometimes.

I thought Amigas were apple computers. Didn't apple buy Commodore at some point? I guess not. I really honestly think that my Amiga had a little apple logo on it.

She went on match.com to see if you'd been on there. And then confronted you about it. It doesn't really matter if she believes you. I'd say there are some trust issues here that are going to take a bunch of work. Probably more work than it's worth. And I'm really not a bail at the first...

Maybe they'll move back to using the companions for short story arcs instead of using them for companions. I seem to remember that the older ones really didn't last very many shows. Not really. They'd come and go pretty quickly. Romana, K-9, and Teegan lasted a really long time... but other...

I have to admit to being uncultured. I've never sent a thank you note for an interview. Honestly, I didn't even know that was a thing.

Dear Soulless Corporation Chinese Overlords, Thank you for allowing me the opprotuinty to gaze upon the mud I will be eagerly licking off the soles of ur shoes. I am not a smart man, or a wealthy one, and even just the faint hope of this job is the best thing to happen to me in three months...

Give it ten years. I might get myself a korean bang-maid. And if I do, I -will- brag about it. But I don't expect that will happen.

All the bald guys, except for Nux, are interchangable parts. I don't think you're really supposed to follow their individual stories. They're just warboys. And yeah. I could watch it a few more times myself. I want it to remain special to me though, so I decided I might watch it twice a...

Poppins had the animation in it though. Van Dyke dancing with the penguins? Or am I thinking of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang? I haven't watched either one in ages. But yeah, Sound of Music does hold up. I'll watch that one all the way through every few years. Just cause it's pretty good...

Sometimes all you need is 1 good idea. What about all the pre-mobile apple work? Amiga's were good computers. Apple ]['s... who the fuck DIDN'T play turtle or Oregon Trail during gradeschool (if they're between the ages of maybe 32-45). He weathered the Ascendancy of Bill Gates. He's one...

Just watched "Parallels". It's obviously a pilot for a television series. Not a movie. Dunno why they labeled it as a movie, or put it on netflix. It's like someone remembered Sliders and decided to try to reboot it. It wunnut too good, but not offensively bad either. We should have a...

It only takes the faintest whiff of Imperator Furiosa's axle-grease perfume to make me, much like the school girl of the before times, giddy and gleeful.

Or wait. Is she leaving Dr. Who in order to do an 8 part Queen Victoria miniseries? That would make more sense and be a relief.

In an eight part series about Queen Victoria... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that's the part of Dr. Who that I like the least, and it's an eight parter? I mean I still like those "hibble hobble, jibbly wibbly Ingerlands!" eps. You've got to accept that there will be 2-4 per...

So what you're saying is that Tanoomba IS Poe? Quoth the raven INDEED, SAH.

And by y'all I mean youse guys

I'm choosing more of a Narco's style of tone than a cheech marin type. Hmm. Yeah. Gives it some gravitas.

Argument invalid. It did not read with a slurring anti-semetic Australian accent.

Well sure man, everyone deserves that. But do it with your wife. That's what she's for, after all.

I know a couple of mail order brides. Well, two. That counts as a couple. They're both really smart women. I think it was just poonany was the cost of immigration. They're both naturalized and citizens now, well educated, flawless english (better than mine). They came over in their 20's...

People that work on those hotlines do it from a different place than "just doing their jobs". They're pretty much insane bleeding heart sons of bitches whose sanity I tend to personally question... but they do tend to be sincere. They're not even covering their asses. If they'd found a...

Maybe he is "that guy". OR MAYBE YOU ARE. HAVE YOU TESTED YOUR ANSWER?!?!

Like the boss who says obvious wrong and dumb shit just to test if you KNOW it's obvious, dumb, and wrong -- assembly language guy might have just been seeing if you're legit. It's less assholish than you might think. Cause working on projects you no doubt will meet "that guy" who is...

THREESOME!!!!! Marriage isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. You've got to keep it interesting! Go forth and fornicate, young man. Kinkily.

Don't do any of this.

"I'm not ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of myself for beingwithyou."

This one is for Ash. The other one is for the Deadites. CHOOSE YOUR TEAM. I still think that Bad Ash won in Army of Darkness.

Shit man, it's actually perfectly fine to make a new friend. You've just got to find a way to not wanna fuck her, is all. Pretend like she has a dick or something. Or Th' Herp. Edit: I've only done it twice. It worked once and it weirded her out once... but sometimes (50%!) just some...

All the radiation gave Max Super life-span powers. Along with his invisibility powers, the ability to fly, and the inability to stop seeing ghosts. They gotta leave something for the next one!

The 26 year old is not worth it. It's just that simple. What you've got. Keep it. The grass is not any greener. We all want a little bit of strange some times. That is actually perfectly normal and has no bearing on if you love your wife. It just means you're human. Your wife might...

HELP! I'M BEIN MICROAGRESSED!

Some kinda dirty rican.

way way better the xanax. I'm surprised a little that they didn't have a better plan for you tapering down, if you've had the issue before. The kind of surgery that you've had... it's not like you're a junkie lookin for a fix in the ER.