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Yeah. Way better to be a confirmed bachelor (and in about 10 more years they'll start thinking you're a fag) than to marry a pretty one who you kinda like just because it's what you're "supposed" to do. That's the sort of thing that leads to being divorced 3 times. Maybe you don't find her...

Yeah. That's the thing. You can leave a job angry, and I have before and it seems like you usually regret that. Well, I do. Sometimes. But that bullshit -- I mean, start putting out some resumes and see what bites. It's worth a small paycut to be less miserable. Probably not a -large-...

Gettin married isn't the hard part. Finding the woman that makes you want to probably is.

A movie that good doesn't need a plot! It has one though. Furiosa smuggles the harem out of the citadel. She then turns left, and Immortal Joe figures out his wimmen are gone, so he gathers the army and goes to get them back. Furiosa manages to evade them. Second half. But then they get...

Yes. You give your hunter friends a salty load. It gets lonesome up in the stand sometimes.

God damn it bisi, I watched Lawless and now I almost seriously want to go get one of those doughboy haircuts.

Only slightly. There's fat ones and skinny ones. Otherwise you're right.

And they probably wear a fedora. And they probably are working on a short story / screenplay that blows this one AWAY. But they've been working on it for the past 10 years. It just isn't ready yet.

I'm sorry Suin, but I have to vote with m'lady. She is the better part of me, after all.

We can vote for rape?

I'm sure a lot of it is just reactionary. Like we say dumb shit about Putin because... he's fucking Putin and we're Americans and it's funny and fun... and Ara actually has family and ties in Putin's Russia and so he gets on the "you fucks don't know what you're talking about" wandbagon. And...

Yeah, the belching and Morty's annoying fucking voice are there... to annoy you. It really does manage to set the tone for the kind of "fuck you" comedy that the entire show is. It's just hostile. They're -trying- to make you angry, or at least on edge. It's like Bob's Burgers does the...

Uhh huh. Uhh huh. You ever had billy goat milk?

Yeah. What's funny about Colbert is that he knows it too. Very well. His promo with, "Hello internet. I start on television next week. Which means you'll only ever see me on the internet!" Give the content creators a say in how the money works. It's gotta be that way until we get the...

Yeah, true. It shouldn't be a political matter... parts is parts, facts is facts... but I suppose it is.

I don't think pregnancies would be a consideration. Not because lol lesbians, but because even in basic training many women will stop cycling. It's the same with professional female athletes. It's a little odd, but if a woman becomes too fit she becomes less fertile. Systemic stress, the...

I see that, as usual, the Muslims could only muster half the job.

I think they expected it to look like the moon. A spherical hunk of pockmarked rock. Instead it looks like it might be semi-liquid(ish) instead of completely solid and much less pockmarked than they expected. The neat thing in that one article is the thought that the mountains are giant...

Swazye was a ballet dancer for like 10 years. I wonder if the MMA woman has the same skillset for choreographed dance. She might. I just wonder.

Yeah, These Final Hours wasn't bad. I'd seen it on the list and been avoiding it because I kinda figured it was gonna be exactly what it was but not done as well. It really is a well done version of exactly what you think it's gonna be.

Yeah, Canticle for Leibowitz will fuck your shit up. If you've never read it I do recommend it. I tried reading others by that author and they just didn't quite gel. But that one... god, ugh. That book hurts. But it's supposed to. Alas, Babylon is also a good book. It's not really...

And with strange Aeons even death may die. Oook ook!

She may have enough of a work ethic to feel guilty about it. If so, that's the sort of time that you can use to pursue vaguely job-related skills. So that way if your supervisor ever even bothers to notice you can be all like, "This job is bullshit and we both know it. But look, I've been...

That does indeed sound like a bullshit job. It's time for some creative extra cirricular activities while you get paid.

No duh. That's exactly what made it so funny. Fight Club pillow talk.

I would pretty easily believe that fitness rather than gender correlates to injury. I don't see any problem with a single standard. And if a woman can meet that standard then you give her a gun and tell her to gitsum, I guess. I see a pretty big problem with a gender standard. FOB...

I had one tell me, "I haven't been fucked like that since 3rd grade!" I loved her so much.

Garlic straight to the bone? There is apossibilitythat you will grow Wolverine Claws. I'm not promising anything, mind you. But if it happens...

An Honorable Woman is also pretty good, the one with Maggie. It's heavy and about Israel/Palestine. And there are a few scenes where Maggie comes across like a complete artfag. But... I gotta admit that it's an excellent production.

The good TV is in the bedroom.

I don't speak spanish, but I did notice that. The subtitles start to get more "fag" in them in the back half of the season. And one of the episodes wasn't subtitled at all, I had to go in and turn them on. THE HORROR. It's actually kind of strange and I figgured it was a quirk of the...

A smack on the butt and an assertive, "No." It's not the pain that hurts him it's the disapproval. The smack on the butt is just to get his attention. Other than that, 2 yo's gonna 2 yo. Jumping on people is a problem, though. And it's kinda like a puppy dog, you gotta catch him in the...

If Adam12 doesn't post in this thread in the next 24 hours I think it's safe to assume that he actually is dead and it was probably Muslims that killed him.

I hope when they remake First Blood they have the decency to name it Second Blood

Ok. But is she cute though?

I actually think this is probably true. At this point they HAVE to just be having some silly game like that. Even Hank Azaria walked away.

I believe that's the Max Hardcore discount. Man, I've never thought about it. But you could get some nearly free poon with a couple of coupons. I've wasted 20 years of my life, brothers.

Well, I mean maybe. But I don't think i'd take the risk. I mean I say that.. but when I was younger I very much did take the risk. But it was stupid and I got lucky. I've had friends that LSD seriously did fuck up. And it's not a horror reefer madness story... it's just that a couple of...