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  1. iannis

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Sam was, however briefly, a ringbearer. The Angels across the ocean put out an invite to any and all ringbearers. Didn't matter how long they served, just that they served. Is how I remember it. It's probably been 10 years since I read RotK.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I think a rimjob is in order.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I will stand up for your right to man/baby love. Someone has to. Me and what's his fuck who finally stopped posting. The eosonophil.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I guess you could call the LotR ending bittersweet. Magic is diminished. The ascendancy of Man is gauranteed, but the Honor of Numenor is faint. The elves are leaving middle earth in the new age, the hobbits are no longer quite so innocent because of Sharky. But it's not going to fit in...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This ain't right. First they tag Gnomedorf, now Big P? THEY HAVE GONE MAD WITH POWER. MAD.
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    Doctor Who

    I dunno man. Missy is 500% awesome. I want them to do an entire Missy/Doctor season.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If there is one thing I have learned it's that those ten extra years don't account for as much as you think they should. Crazy bitches just get crazier. Smart bitches just get more married.
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    R.I.P Wes Craven

    Jesus. That puppet scene was FUCKED UP. I never got into Nightmare on Elm Street. Watched like half of #1. But yeah, that dude had a vision.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well sure but you run with the wrong crowd.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I've heard people threatened with stat rape. I've never actually met anyone who it went THROUGH the courts with. I think I heard a story about a guy in my high school who spent a night in jail because he was banging this one girl. I'm assuming that they scared him soft. I guess I can...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In an incredibly fucked up and twisted way, I guess it does. "ELDER. HE HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE AND HAS MADE ME A FOOL. I REQUIRE SATISFACTION, LET ME KILL THIS MAN." "He did? Well that's uncalled for, but there's no need to kill. Rape both of his sisters."
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    Doctor Who

    You know, I didn't really take to Capaldi last year. But I think Smith might have just been too fresh. I've rewatched half of season 8 on a binge and honestly... they're pretty good. I mean a lot of Smiths were better scripts, but Capaldi -does- make a good doctor. I sort of hope they do...
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    Depression

    It would seem that most people seem to think that. It's always tempting isn't it. That self pity. So easy to fall into. But I think once you climb out of it once then no one has to ever tell you that you don't want to go back. Ever. I really don't know. Maybe that's the final stage of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that's worth a "Welp. Smell ya later, Cornhole!" It's not even that it's an attempted manipulation that's the bad part. It's that it's such a transparent and juvenille one. Are you dating 17 year olds again, Khane? You gotta stop that man. Eventually one of them with daddy issues...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    MEDIOCRE I really do love how Furiosa was the hero(ine). Max was just along for the ride. I mean it's a penultimate action movie in an action movie franchise completely full of warboi's and v8's and hemmies and testosterone to the max... and you have this one absolutely bad ass one armed...
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    Better Call Saul

    I liked the Fly, that was a good episode. I think my favorite one was either the one where Skinny Pete and Badger go around town dealing meth just because Badger and Skinny Pete were funny or the one where Jesse goes to NA just to sling dope and has, basically, the climax of his character...
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    Dark Matter

    Bob Saget he "isn't". That's mostly all I remember about the show. I feel like the entire five minutes should have been in air quotes.
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    Dark Matter

    Wheaton enjoyed that brief resurgence in popularity with Tabletop (which he deserved) but I think he's managed to completely fuck it up by going full retard. Plus he had a show on Syfy for a while. He might still. So he was probably next door anyway. I watched about 5 minutes of it and...
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    Dark Matter

    I liked SGU up until the last few episodes. Crazy scottish doctor went too crazy. But I think there was some looming cancellation drama behind the scenes that basically made the writers go, "Well fuck it then."
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    Depression

    It needs both, is all. Telling someone "fuck, git hard. get over it." I mean maybe there's some merit to that... but look at the fail rate. Throwing a bottle of pills at someone and saying, "Fuck. git happy. get over it." Maybe there's some merit to THAT, but again look at the fail...
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    Depression

    Counselling is a part of any responsible treatment for depression. Not only to make sure the meds are working but there is an undeniable philosophical component to it. And if you are depressed you are less likely to socialize or to take part in the more usual social outlets which help to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, yeah. She probably does know somehow. She might be smart enough to add things up. I would hope so. "He's been telling me that i'm a raging psychotic for a while now and asking me to get help. These past weeks he's been getting real quiet, like he's given up. Or he's up to...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hunger games that bitch. May the odds be ever in your favor!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Keep preparing, but be willing to not pull the trigger. She might realize that when you get quiet -- it's bad. Real bad. Bad enough that it encourages to fix her shit in a way that yelling at her never will/can.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Trick question. Both gay. But only one can be Fabulous.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    HAHA, UR OLD. I saw a young black kid listening to Pearl Jam. WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK??? Also, one of the girls was listening to R.E.M. and I told her about the one time I saw them when they came through Hillsborough. She goes, "Wow. You're way older than I thought." Sort of a...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah, but is he Famouse? I doubt it. He's no Fansy, just a Pansy.
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    My new Dating Pool

    IF I got paid 4k a month to sit around... I'd probably find a good steady hooker. I could live on 2k a month. I'm sure you could keep a hooker on retainer for 500 a week. I mean you won't be her ONLY client, but maybe the odds of horrible dick rot go down a little.
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    Fun times talking to a pos junkie

    I would also use Tina Fey. Because I like Tina Fey.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Is it gay if I tell a girl that I like her shoes? They were nice shoes.
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    Health Problems

    Some cancer is very fast. One of my Grandfathers died of Alzheimers (pneumonia, but he was long dead before that). The other died of Cancer. Grandaddy Alzheimers lasted years. Grandaddy Cancer -- 2 weeks between, "It's cancer" and the funeral. I mean he'd had it for a while... but really...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Mist is in the Shaw because she needs to remember her PLACE. Under the cleated boot of the PATRIARCHY. Have they been feeding you Mist? And seeing to your needs in a sanitary fashion? You weren't admitted to the doctor's care... out here in genpop... I mean who knows.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not to be all redpill about it, but don't do that crap until the relationship is well established. It really does send the wrong message.
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    Divinity: Original Sin 2

    Have you played the previous Divinity games? Larian got a whole shit-PILE better at the story telling aspects of the game with D:OS. Divine Divinity was basically nonsensical -- but fun. Their first Divinity was like an UO rip. They had a RTS-ish recently that I think the only point was to...
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    Terminator Genisys (2015)

    It's ok if you missed it. He'll be back.