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Self medicating is indeed bad. Pot also makes me retarded. Hell, that's why I smoke pot when I do smoke it. Sometimes you want to get chemically retarded. It does make me a little more social. But I think that's probably less an effect of the drug and more the situation in which the...

Only if you plan to use the SamDaMan discount.

Died in childbirth, and you just need a woman's touch.

You need to wait at least 15 minutes.

And also if you tell the girl that you're a single father widower, you might get a discount.

I for one was fooled, a_skeleton_03ger. I think hodj is just anal angry that he was duped. There's got to be a referee meme for that.

No, they still do that. I remember reading along those lines within the past few years. And it makes sense. There will always be a top 1%. If you refine it down to the personality types that require that and put 100 of them in a room.. one of THOSE are gonna be the top 1. And one of them...

Quite good. I have no idea how historically accurate it is. But it's worth reading subtitles for.

Peg. Peg. Peg.

If I pretend to be asian, will it be easier or harder to get a Faulty Armor girlfriend? Or a Faulty Armorfriend, as I would like to call her.

Go on...

Onoes has accepted the power and the glory of the stinkhole.

TWO FOR ME. NONE FOR YOU.

eating screaming shit machine * *That you love so much it changes your entire brain

You look him straight in the eye and tell him he's wrong.

Yet ANOTHER thing that porn is good for. Porn provides the answers to many, if not all, of the questions in life which are actually somewhat important.

If that's possible for you it sounds like a good idea. I don't know if it's practical (and it probably isn't) to leave construction entirely. But your doctor isn't being an asshole. That is hard physical work that takes a toll on the human body. "Takes its toll" in your case is what's been...

Maybe it was asked but I don't remember. I assume you've been gay for as long as you can remember. Instead of pulling the pigtails of little girls and learning how to be nervous around them you looked at the little boys instead. But when did you reallyknow? Around puberty and you're...

That's what you call Dr. Blue Who Balls.

If you strike it rich you need to remember that one time that I let you have my spot at Frenzied. YOU OWE ME.

Dear resident gay man, What exactly IS the 7th Dream of Teenage Heaven? nohomo, Me.

Intervention team sounds Stalinist. But I'm thinking it sounds like a couple of kid-shrinks that the county keeps on the payroll. And if she threw such a monumental temper tantrum that she shit herself I retract my previous suspicion that she's having a self-discipline and change of...

I like Pizza Hut. It's a giant pile of heart attack, but I like it.

Today is a good day!

10 ounces is a lot of weed. Even when I was heavy smoking, an ounce would last me a month. And that was basically being lit all the time.

Technically you CAN digest both, but it takes about 7 years.

semen and bubble gum. Sometimes I wonder if you guys even science.

ain't no electric slide tho We gonna rock down to

The side plot shorts are neat. You have to really go digging for them in America. I assume that they run them as promotional over on the BBC.

fulgurous spoo is a superpower. But like the Palantir of Old -- you have to be strong or it will drive you insane.

It's what the solution is pretty much no matter what the problem is. They're gonna medicate that little girl, Chaos. For a discipline problem. Not YOUR discipline problem. She's at the age where she has to develop self-discipline and she doesn't wanna yet. That's not your fault or...

It really has. I already sort of had the feeling when looking at LF, but now every time I look at it all I can think is "Magic Cock!"

It sounds very much like she just needs to resign and walk away. And next time, if she wants to do some good in the world (a noble sentiment) be cognizant of one of the big rules: Don't let the inmates run the asylum. If her funding has already been pulled I don't see what she could...

Do NOT try to explain convoluted comic book backstories and plotlines. There is no way that is going to be interesting to anyone.

Wormie back in the bighouse. Angry Mike missed you!

But I dunno. You don't get ahead in life as a DA by losing cases. So I doubt it. I bet there were just some "concerned parents" that wouldn't shut up and probably think that if you start throwing adolescent boys and girls in jail they can stem the tide. It's never worked but I guess...

I wonder if they took the case because things like this are popping up more and more frequently and they are, I think obviously and somewhat self-evidently, absurd. BUT the law is the law and the DA is not the lawmaker. So you throw a couple of these cases against a jury and see if they...

And there'd be a lot of rapin goin on in Ser Harolode of House Hogswart chapters.

Dumbledorf would STILL DIE.

And sometimes jaw problems can mimic an ear infection. It can be hard to self-locate a somewhat deep pain sometimes, especially when it's in your head. I had a sinus infection once and, not that it matters much, but it felt like it was in a different sinus than it was. The brain can be a...