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It's rubarb wrapped in duct tape! VERILY I SHALL SMITETH THEE WITH MINE SWERD.

I kid. Shit could be worse.

What my life lacks in blowjobs it makes up for in unpaid overtime.

Sounds entirely plausible. He would get 2 things out of that. It wouldn't hurt his book sales as much as if he said, "Yep. They have the drafts. This is exactly what happens" and when he dies before he finishes it, they can always allude to some great master plan he had for the Magnum Opus...

The child support thing is the main thing where he's utterly reliant on the good intentions of his ex wife. And he might be entirely right to trust to her good nature on that count. But it's like they said, it may come up against something completely unrelated. It may not even be a bad...

So you want to build a brick patio extension to cover basically a big old dirt flat that is more of your back yard? I'd be mindful of the drainage, especially if your backyard already has drainage problems. Be aware that stuff is going to shift if you're just laying it in sand, and it will...

Do they come in black? I'm gonna go get a pair.

Yeah, but I thought the math was that even accounting for tidal locking Venus still is turning much more slowly than it should if you assume a similar spin to even mars. Of course, maybe the initial ball of rocks just didn't have a whole lot of spin to it.

I had to. They're like cargo pants bell bottoms. I don't even remember that shit from the 90's. Sometimes I'm glad I spent that time in prison.

Onoes stories are good stories. He's like an episode of californication but I don't have to look at duchovney balls.

Well that and the other big moons all orbit gas giants. I don't think Mercury has a moon. Venus has no moon. Maybe it had one at some point and it crashed into the planet, hence why Venus turns so slowly. Mars has 2, but they're not much bigger than asteroids. They probably were...

Well man people gotta meet somehow. But a random hookup at areinassance faireis pretty high up there on the list of "whuuuuuut?" I would make 0 commitments other than time commitments for months to come. Life in the fast lane, sure make you lose your mind. Life in the fast lane, Ya-huh!

They're smart enough to hire a pretty girl to keep on staff. If her job is nothing but to look pretty for the camera it is still money well spent. This won't be vaporware either way, but the odds of it being halfway competent increase with that show of "Yeah, we do actually know how shit...

He only had to steal foodstamps from the mentally ill to do it. Mr. McQuaid, you are exactly the sort of Christian Hero that you think you are.

BOOM. HEADSHOT. Brad does indeed get the last laugh!

Not only salt water oceans ten times greater in volume than all of earth's combined, but electrically charged ones. Think of the size of those eels!

Yea, but most of the show is pretty boring except for their one big episode per season. And that show makes up for it. It's not like Sparticus, where every single episode was a wonderful rollercoaster of "what the fuck did I just watch" and "omg, seriously? lololol" Martin seems to be...

I'd be way more exited about EQ:L/N if I hadn't gotten into a beta and they wanted me to give them like 20 bucks a week. All that jew golds. Sony was right on the edge of what I was willing to tolerate cash-shop wise before they went bankrupt, and maybe they'll get better about that with...

I think troll might have been thinking I was making light of it. No, it's a growing pain and a serious enough thing. And yeah, maybe I went a little hard on the commit violence angle. I'll give him that. I was low on patience last night. A son would go out and vandalize shit. Little...

Nah, this is adolescent female behavior. You could fix it with a belt. I don't suggest you do, but you could. Self pity is not a treatment plan.

Well, these are certainly cries for attention. I'm still half convinced that beating her half raw with a belt would stop it. It probably would, but then she'd probably just start smoking weed and fucking kneegrows instead. So maybe your plan is the more reasonable one. I just remember...

I'm pretty sure that I saw Annie Body at the wal mart last week. If it wasn't her it was a doppleganger. Maybe she's doing a tour or something, I dunno. She looked strung out. All I could think of was that line from friends where Pheobe's sister does porn. "YEAH, YOU KNOW ME FROM PORN."...

Yeah, sounds like you basically got fucked. But if they hire a new admin for you there's no guarantee that you'll get along with him for dick. In fact the odds are that you'll clash. So even going out the door I have a feeling your old boss did you as best of a favor as he could. That's...

I'm a little more interested in why Onoes wants to believe that a woman who is going to leave her husband for some random dude she met at therenaissance faireis a good idea. You know I don't randomly take shits all over your chest for the fun of it onoes. This one though... this is a...

Onones, neither of these wymyns sound like a good plan. Fuck them both. In the pooper.

If you thought wildstar combat was good you probably played a particular class. It was ok for 1 class, I remember. Otherwise if you thought it was good I dunno. DCUO was much better for an action style combat, other games have been much better for a more strategic style combat. Wildstar is...

Nah. I means you've already moved her shit.

It was jack. Once he left things started to get a lot better. And I've seen a game that was even worse about it. It was called Champions and guess who made it. And yeah, I also miss CoH. Their basic game systems were just solid. If you threw a DCUO combat skin onto their backend that's...

Honestly, it's just why you don't buy pills off the TV. Those commercials infuriate me. I'm all for a consumer driven health market but not one that caters to the lowest common. And that shit does drive people away, as well, and gives some popular credibility to the attitude Mist was...

Have you got the craps? Take this pill*! *May cause internal hemorrhages, increased stroke risk, hearth attacks, kidney failure, and death

I felt like it added to the movie though. It really did create a particular feel. It gave the movie an uncommon ambiance. And yeah, there were massive obvious cheats when they'd turn a dark corner. Obvious to me, even, and I rarely notice that kind of thing. At least it wasn't Michael Bay...

Not bad. Just old. We used to be metal, man, now we're classic rock. FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIRD

Oh I liked Zoolander 1. Gasoline fight, crazy pills, and "The Master" Owen Wilson! Zoolander was one of those that was good enough that you shouldn't make a sequel.

Sounds like a District 9 variation on a theme. I'm just gonna say it. District 9 had a few good scenes and it had amazing effects... but as an American the plotline and the movie in general was piss poor. Talk about your thinly veiled, overlabored metaphors. Mechsuit was cool as shit at...

The title is probably funnier than the entire movie will be. Zoolander 2. Two. Deus Dos Zwei makes me laugh

You know how your mother used to say, "If you keep making that face it will freeze that way?". She was actually kinda right. Pretending to be retarded is one of those self fulfilling prophecy doothingies.

Rerolled has actually made me dumber.

I wonder a little what the question was exactly. The doctors I know do keep abreast on the relevant journals. And there's quite a bit from a practical standpoint that might keep any of them from reporting using "current research". And what exactly would scientific methods be defined as in the...

You know she loves you if she's willing to take a knife to your taint.

Went to do a color run. Got Rainbow Lung. wtf is a color run?