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Well, we know it wasn't poop.

I do. I do know. BOTH. kink.com bros.

CHOO CHOO

The only way that storybricks was not some sort of bullshit marketing campaign is if they'd had magical proprietary systems. And who knows, they actually might. But if they do, EQN won't. It's unfortunate. They can't even release hype. Carbine at least managed to release hype. And that...

I'm pretty sure that Cad has WAY more privilege than I do. Check that lawyer privilege. Check it.

And he's even got a little tiny dude even older than HIM in there to greet them on the way out and watch them steal stuff!

Ooooh. Oooooh. Oooooh. Oh man I've seen some depressing stuff in my time. I'm glad I didn't see that. Shit like that make a grown man cry.

Solution to Clinical Immortality: Step 1) Create an AI Step 2) Tell the AI to make us Immortal Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

30 rock did a lot of topical jokes. It won't age well. But that's not a problem it was never intended to be timeless. "Well It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick!" I'm sure that even now there are people that don't realize that's a joke. And that's part of what made the 30 rock...

Kinda. They're not though because they kill their host. Cancer cells are more parasitic than they are immortal. Life extension I don't see any troubles with. But clinical immortality? That really is more the realm of science fiction imho. Complexity comes at the price of mortality. The...

From a sociologist no less! A study of human nature is perhaps the only thing that EverQuest was actually good for. Granted, a somewhat self-limiting and constricted subset.

That shit is seriously over reported. And bear in mind that science reporting outside of professional journals is pretty dodgy to begin with. We're not going to be pushing the lifespan past 130 for a while. I mean generations. There may be babies born today that live that long. That is...

As long as prostitutes are cheaper, sexbots will just be a novelty luxury item. I mean fleshlights apparently sell. I can see that there would be a business for some femme-bots. But not a take over the world kind of business. They would lease them in your higher end gentlemans clubs.

Well, probably not. But who wants to live with a mean drunk. Fuck that lush.

Oh my god no it doesn't. The Matrix was a Superman/Christ inspired Savior Story. And then 2 and 3 were inspired by Eastern Mysticism. I liked Matrix 1 a whole lot... it was a great mix of action and Jack Handy philosophy. That movie was dressed up as science fiction, but there was really...

Slugs are arrogant as fuck man. Have you ever watched one crawl across the gravel like he owns the place?

I would use the hell out of a good sexbot. I WOULD TEAR THAT PUSSY UP. Or maybe I wouldn't, I dunno. Real Dolls legit creep me out. Like fucking legit creeper. If I fucked a real doll i'm pretty sure my next purchase would be a shiny new gun to shoot myself in the face with. They're...

It's based on that, but it's a more refined version. I do remember it has a fancier name. Social work really WILL depress your fucking ass if you aren't constantly mindful of the effect. You'll start thinking that there's no good in the world. It's not a flaw in any way, it's a hazard.

Short of having body parts removed, that is one of the worse things that can happen to a dude. The dissonance is intense. It will break your mind if you stare at it for very long.

Girlfriend, you mansplaining shitlord. I will defend your honor until it no longer amuses me, mi'lady.

You ask an oncologist for his opinion and he's always going to tell you that it could be cancer. This is where statistical studies of serious problems (medical, societal, whatever, police officers suffer from the same "everyone is a scumbag" syndrome even if they start as Upright Men) start...

This thread is great! No really, it's great!

FOR ME TO POOP ON

And Eomer too! I'm thinking there was a murder/suicide and a shallow grave involved. He's sleeping right next to the outhouse.

Soylent Green

And to be equally fair, the rape scene is Deliverance is pretty damn funny.

I have over the years come to believe that Fedor is that rare breed of emotionally stable tranny. And he could probably pass. And I may or may not have had sex with him.

Je Suis Pierre

Bring back Pierre!

I found that whenever they do characters on TDS it is one of the most predictable and least entertaining parts of the show. I'd kinda rather just listen to Jon rant about something. And sure, super rich elitist guy was one of the better characters -- but that is only saying what it's saying...

If the baby is cold, don't put it in the microwave. Do get a little tiny baby blanket.

The Johnny Karate Music Explosion show! Was surprisingly good. Ben getting knighted really was funny. "Winter is coming" and he said something about Lord Voldemort too.

Tristan is a gender specific name. I've never met a woman named Tristan. Only ever known one dude named Tristan, but still. That was almost my name. I've known both men and women named Peyton, so yeah. But it's actually a nice name I think. I mean not for my family, but I've heard some...

And I gotta drive in this shit. The roads are fine. It's the chickenheaded retards driving on them that are the problem. FIVE MILES AN HOUR IS LESS SAFE THAN FIFTEEN.

Hell, Tina Fey really would be perfect. But that's kinda a passion project. I mean they probably couldn't pay her enough. She's got to be wealthy enough to do whatever the hell she wants to do, at this point. I doubt that'd happen.

SNOWMAGEDDON. A converter on a wood stove does pretty much that, I think. The important thing is that it recirculates particulates so that the smoke is more dense and will burn more eaily. More heat, less exhaust, better fuel consumption. Basically you're burning airborne ash.

As fun as it is to shit on you guys I respect an earnest startup. I wish you luck. I'd even help if I had any relevant skills. But mostly these days my expertise is in making Soygen giggle and lusting after Mist.

That baby needs paleo. If he wants meat he needs to learn the fuck how to hunt.

Mist doesn't have a pickle to tickle. I asked a girl on a date and she's not ugly or smelly and she said, "Yeah sure sounds good".