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Miley Cyrus actually has a great voice. The few songs of hers that I've heard are dogshit, but that cover of 50 ways was good. She kept dropping thicker and thicker into the accent. But she knows who pays the bills I guess. I think it might have been Miley Cyrus doing Justin Beiber? I hope...

I really enjoyed parts of EQ2. But yeah there was a lot of awful shite in it too. SHITE. So annoyingly awful that it requires the british spelling. That said... I never had much belief that storybricks was anything except a clever reskin of the quest log. I still want to be wrong about...

Hi Lindsey! IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, YOU DOOKIE FETISHIST. Dude, Lindsey. You have really hairy arms. REMOTE CONTROLLED TOILETS. IS THIS THE FUTURE? Mmmmhmmm. A wide spray feature for wide vayjayjays. Massage pulse. Mmmmhmmm. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Fuuuuuuuuuck...

Women are still gonna wipe their hoo-haa after they pee. I dunno if it's even possible to break a white woman of that habit. Or a good idea.

On the part of chirality in organic compounds I remember it being explained that our sample size is small and it's been so many billions of generations that it's entirely possible our sample has just been homogenized. Why are cho's entirely (not predominately) one handed? Because they are...

Yes, but it wouldn't beon television. You need a Weird Al song. Maybe not as your themesong, but maybe you play out to Weird Al. And I mean a really bad one. Something like "Mr. Frump with the Iron Lung". Something that absolutely no one will recognize.

It's not that uncommon to not know "what you want to do". Don't feel like failure on that count. I know nurses with 10 year experience that still aren't really sure if they wanna do it. I mean most people just sorta pick something that they don't hate. But there is no perfect. Every...

I couldn't do it. I failed the ironman challenge.I used to be hardcore and now I'm not. I'm pretty sure around 30 seconds the blonde one said, "You get to choose who you wanna be and where you wanna go and who you wannamarry". MARRY. I'm McLovin it.

Left handed amino acids? I'm ignorant. I know what chirality is, but did someone actually find some? That's how one of those sugar substitues works, isn't it? A left handed sugar?

I would watch this. You need a round wooden table like charlie rose has. And you need to hang a backdrop of black garbage bags.

Well if you think about it, the company went bankrupt. So the lifeblood isn't oxygenated. So tossing it into the biowaste canister is exactly the respect that it deserves.

Is that ogre in full rubi? So leet.

Bloody Hodjy works. Checkmate, Atheists.

FUCKING MAGNETS

He's just trying to give you the ebola. For a similar experience you could get a CNA cert and go work in a nursing home for a few months. You don't even have to leave town! But you'll see things you can't ever unsee, man.

How is babby formed?

I dunno man. Look at how angry people get about dark matter and the big bang. They legit get angry. Even the observations become contentious. People disagree about the raw data. And I'm not talking about the "evolution debate" or raw philosophy. Of course that's largely nonsense. Similar...

Y u mad tho? That's not what he said. I mean I dunno, I haven't read his book. Maybe he does go on to put way too fine a point on it in his book. But I didn't hear that in those 18 minutes. That talk itself was skirting right to the edge of mysticism, granted, but not stepping over. If...

God damn it, I came into a Kanye West thread and now I'm going to be listening to Bowie for like 4 hours. FAME. Makes a man take things over.

Like a BOSS. He might be the only man that was ever able to upstage Freddy Mercury.

Oh, good. I thought they were remaking "Stand By Me" and was like wtf. THE Stand. Ok, good. I do like King Movies. I mean they're not high art or high cinema any more than his books are great literature. But they do tend to be entertaining. I think King is an American Pulp Master.

I have an engineering textbook that my grandfather gave me from the early 40's. It's part mechanics, part sociology, part history. About 1/4 of that book devoted to exploring what the author calls, "The emerging Cult of Machine" interlaced with a brief history of the Industrial Revolution...

That's weird. I had a slight speech impediment as well as a child, but all that ever happened to me is that everyone thought I was British. Seriously, the teacher would always ask me at the beginning of the year where my family was from. But you know, I watched a lot of PBS between 2-8...

I like Silverman myself. Probably 60% of that is because she's pretty, but I mean. She's still constructing classical jokes. When you see her she's gonna tell jokes, and there's a pattern to it. It's very structured. When you see CK or saw Carlin or even a guy like Carvey the structure is...

If it was 30 years ago you could send your son to go shitstomp the boys. Lesson would be learned. Of course then you'd have an issue with your boy that you had to address. Heh. But honestly maybe the best thing to do is find the parents. They probably don't even know that their sons are...

Holy Jesus Kruegen. That's horrible. I am sorry for your ass pain. Yeah, fiber and water need to be balanced. There's a ratio you're aiming for, and it's going to be heavy on the water. If you get gummed up bro's, I mean really gummed up, a home enema kit is the way to go. First time I...

I've had sex over 700 times this year alone. The site is called tonightsgirlfriend for a reason.

MEN HAVE HAD IT REALLY HARD FOR THE PAST.... NOT ALL THAT LONG... AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! She was railing on them both. She railed on redpill a little bit harder -- I think that's true and fair to say. But so what. Get in that kitchen woman, daddy needs pie.

Well, there would have to be some sort of persistent anti-entropic force. Entropy is basically homogenization of energy. So it would seem that energy would have to be created and energy would have to be destroyed in order for some steady state to exist. I'm no rocket surgeon, but that seems...

You wouldn't neccessarily have to have a control group to study the effectiveness and side effects of a specific birth control, because you're not looking so much at how well it works (%age wise in a large population in contrast to X) as you are looking for IF it works for individuals and if...

Yeah, Craig is very silly a lot of the time. His surface comedy is creepy old uncle comedy. You have to get to know him before it starts to get really funny. He's at his best when the guests are willing to come out and fuck with him right back.

New Vegas was so much better than FO3 that I really don't wanna see a Bethesda made FO4. And Obsidian isn't going to do another Fallout. Probably gonna be FO4 though.

Just the inflections, none of it was actually words I think. But you can hear the woman yelling at her husband in that bird.

YES. Seriously. Yes. That would actually bring the humor back to it. None of Stewarts current cast is going to be able to replace him. Oh, one of them will probably be offered the show and take it for about six months. But it'll fucking suck. It'll just be unintentionally pretentious...

It's such a small pointless lie, and that makes it as bad as a Dan Rather lie. If he's gonna sell himself out that cheap... Not that I give a damn about Brian Williams one way or the other. But when you put your Big Boy Journalist Pants on you should probably at least try to tell the truth...

I've never seen that documentary and it is quite interesting.

I jerked off once driving. A buddy of mine used to talk about how great it was. Eh, it beats getting poked in the eye with a stick but I never saw a need to repeat.

Grow a beard. You'll be amazed at how it changes your entire life. I'm not entirely joking. I mean a nice beard. Not a neckbeard or some scraggeldy crap.