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That was the line out of Star Trek: The Whales! Shatner and Nimoy are on the bus and Nimoy is being weird and shatner goes, "You have to excuse him, he did a lot of LDS back in the 60's"

You can take my money. You can take my self respect. You can take my will to live. But you can NEVER take my memory of those wonderful knees.

If your oncologist thinks that cancer is a fungus it might be mercy to be flushed with baking soda.

Black woman vs. Asian man... who dies first? My money is that Uhura lives past 100. It's a smart bet. She's already passed the cusp.

The one I remember is that they were looking at grandparent/grandchild relationships, and I think they found a lower life expectancy for the grandchildren if the grandparents had experienced poor or malnutrition in their youth. And we're not talking about shithole africa where you go, "Well...

I actually enjoy old Shatner though. Spock got weirder the older he got. I actually read one of his chapbooks. It was... very hippy. I don't think it was bad. I don't remember it being horrible. I just remember it being like, "Woah. How much LDS did he do in the 60's?" I'll toast that...

You know though, what lumie is saying is basically absurd, but there is something that's related which isn't. It's been a year or two but I do remember reading a fairly comprehensive statistical study that nutritionmighthave genetic effects across the generations. I guess if you're lumie you...

Didn't happen without pics.

That is shitty, but 83 ain't a bad run either.

I think the only way we can be sure is if I fuck all of your wives. Then we can have an objective report.

God dropped the soap and then evil happened. Can't explain that.

Well it is kinda covered with, "I am the Alpha and the Omega". Before the Big Bang we just have to assume that God was thinking, "Hmmm. Light. I bet light would be pretty neat." Or maybe it was completely accidental. He said, "Let there be light" and then the part we don't get is, "Hey...

That's a net positive even still and the failure should be counted as an accomplishment. If it's there and Newton couldn't find it then, honestly, what chance to the rest of us chumps even have? He lived in an age of Alchemy. Shit wasn't so crazy. Newton's utter failure to produce...

dunno if Newton is even the greatest scientist to ever live. I mean he's in the top 10 list, no doubt. And he's certainly the most famous. But there's a lot of great scientists. A lot of them. Most of them we've probably never even heard of. That's not entirely a horrible thing. Jonas...

Cloning. Dug. We'll clone everything EXCEPT the head! How will it breathe? How will it regulate itself? Who knows! Who cares! Make it happen science bitches! Edit: Seriously though, the ethical questions are the least of it. Have you ever looked at a spinal cord? I mean... how...

Fuck, I dunno either. But it sure would be interesting if you could. Maybe we should just inject tumors with bicarb! A bicarb/garlic mixture, to be safe.

Yeah, quite true, I guess i'm being lazy reading. Or else I'm dumber than lumie.

You can go to 7.5. It ain't that hard. Hypoventillate for a while. But I wouldn't fucking recommend it! Edit: I very much agree there's a lot of sketchyness in that blog. But nothing that's straight up offensive. It's just kinda fodder for dudes like lumie to be offensive with is all I...

I don't see anything offensive in that blog itself, but it would be very easy to misconstrue the information being presented and reach a dangerous, or reckless, or straight stupid, conclusion.

Oh, I see where he's getting it from though. A quick google search and there is apparently a nutter community involved in this. Why An Alkaline Approach Can Successfully Treat Cancer | GreenMedInfo And I see exactly the mistake that they're making. Changing diet in the face of a cancer...

Uhhh, lumie. Alkaline blood will kill you. And it won't take long to do it. Hours. I suppose technically the cancer will die too.

I'm gonna miss Jean-Ralphio and his sister. Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious. lol. Showstealer. They always were.

I'm pretty sure I'd be in the "turn a blind eye and hope she covers her tracks" camp myself, if we're being honest. Maybe we're just beta bros. But what I don't know won't hurt me. Unless it's syphillis. But if that bitch gave me herpes I'd shoot her. I mean sure I've told women to go...

There aren't too many options if an open relationship isn't workable and if she's unwilling to be faithful. She'll just keep cheating on you. So in reality you'll have the worst parts of an open relationship without any of the decent parts. An awful lot of this depends on some real specific...

You guys are so hard on mist. Yeah she's stubborn, but you gotta learn how to appreciate a stubborn woman. Or else your life will be very lonesome indeed. RELEVANT TO THREAD

In this case acceptance and agreement are two different concepts. Fucking english with all these words that mean the same thing with slightly different connotations and mean similar but distinct things in regard to context.

Apnea isusuallya weight issue. Get the test, if they give you one use the medieval torture device they give you, and burn off a little bit of weight. Mewkus is right, it's not the bellyfat that does it to you. It can also be a posture issue though. Night terrors sound... terrible! Maybe...

/pizza could have been huge. HUGE. It would have helped if it had worked. And plus it was funny. They knew -exactly- who their customer base was.

Animation locking i'm perfectly fine with in principle especially in pvp. It forces you to git gud and not just faceroll out spam commands. CH rotations are skill, bro. Animation clipping is where shit starts to get gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

If we disqualified people based on how atrociously fucked up their fetishes are, we'd never talk to anybody! Freak and let freak. I can only imagine that the insides of those suits start to smell horrendous pretty quick. And how do you even feel anything? Do the suits come with buttflaps...

I like the Mom. But honestly, I watched two of these things and I kept waiting for it to get funny. Maybe it's a lot funnier if you're asian though.

You'll never prevent big guilds from rigging the game as a developer. Any game more organized than a quick match of pickup basketball has a referee. You kinda have to go the EVE route and have an attitude of "If it is possible to do with the client, then it is not cheating".

If you send me the nudies that I know are in your inbox I promise to stop.

This thread got depressing again. Aww shit. Sucks bro's. Get crunked.

Just point me at an unwilling female victim and we'll get to some repopulatin. No fatties plz.

I don't. I honestly think the entire genre is done. We've aged out and the yunguns are playing shit on their phones. All that's left is niche games. Which, if you're into openworld sandbox pvp permadeath multiplayer is actually a pretty good deal.

Haaaaaaaaa. You dumb science bitches.

Hey cool, I didn't think of that. You can 3d print a copy of your own dick andlit-trah-lygo fuck yourself. It will be a Brave New World.

No, because the entangled state does not break causality. For whatever reason, and there are apparently 2-3 theories about why it doesn't. But if you measure the one of the pair, call it A, you know what B must be. But B does not know what yours is until theirs is also measured. So it's...

I dunno why you have so many negs. You are like a fresh fart wafting through a room full of bleach. For one brief moment, our eyes stop burning.