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Wtf. You know, I ain't black. But there are some times in this life I wish I could say I ain't white.

discrete though. No blabbing all over the internet about it.

Have you tried just yelling at her? I don't understand cutting and never have. "IF YOU WANT TO GO BREAK SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY NORMAL IN PUBERTY. BREAKINGYOURSELFIS NOT. STOP THIS SHIT YOU WEIRD LITTLE MASOCHIST."

You other brothers can't lie, to me Little man gonna solve relative, ity.

Did you do that thing, "Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I know what some of these words mean!" to her? Cause it would have been the perfect time.

Try to collect all the VD's* *the curable ones at least. Don't get the aids.

I just looked at the Roast Beef thread. I want my innocence back.

I love them long time. I haven't measured since I was like 13 years old. I will say though that my cock is hand sized. That's like 1/12th of a horse!

Humans are also highly adaptable. We get tired around bedtime and we get hungry around lunchtime. Westerners are fat because of a high access to sugar and a low access to free time. Is my theory. And it's mostly true. Them japs got less free time than us, but they also got less sugar...

I'm lookin at you

Unless it's like "waah, Barbara is such abitch." That's not bitching about work. That's bitching about Barbara. I'm more than happy to shit all over someone.

It actually stresses me out MORE to talk about it. Know how they say talking about it always helps? They need to learn how to shut their fucking whore mouths, is what.

Follow up: Pinball or Regular?

Bisi: Are you a wizard?

Please tell me more about these sock folding pics you have. Are they good socks, or those crappy white tube socks? Argyle? Ankle Cut? What material are these alleged socks made from?

I GOT A REAL QUESTION OVER HERE AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT CHICKS. I WANNA KNOW IF THIS 70 POUND WOMAN WILL KILL ME IN MY SLEEP.

So you guys said that Phillipino women are generally crazy?

I don't think that's true about gravity acting at an infinite speed. If the force is pre-existing and constant, and if matter in conserved, then "the effect of gravity works at infinite speed" is a null statement. That seems on the order of a misconception. The only way you could test that is...

And you always see them all clean and shiny and new and empty. Why the fuck do you even own that truck? Somebody got a little weiner.

Don't get a f250. Those things are god damn monstrous. It should require a CDL to purchase one of those things. God damn road hazards.

It really is pretty strange. Hunger comes in the form of a massive headache screaming, "Hey, dipshit, you forgot to eat!" I too used to actually get hungry when I was hungry.

I couldn't make it through Whiplash. Not because the movie was bad. The part that I managed to make it through was quite good. I just couldn't do it. That movie. Them feels. It exceeded my pain threshold. It was nice to see Paul Ryser gettin honest work, at least!

Worse than smoking really. It's a complete lifestyle change. You're only fat for a few reasons, honestly. Either you're eating cheap processed crap, or you're eating too much, or you're using food as a sort of drug, or you have a legit health condition. The interaction with food is so basic...

I might even get him a couple of Carter of Mars / Carson of Venus books. I mean seriously. He might figure out that it's complete bullshit all on his own and he miiiiight even see where the bullshit comes from. You can't really father a single mother's child. It takes years to build that...

Children and potatoes both grow better in dirt.

Harder than you think, honestly. I've never gotten super fat, but I did add mass for a while and am on my way back down. Eating less is maybe not so hard, actually it's not hard at all, but I've gotten to the point in slimming down that by weight and age I'm gonna have to go out and exercise...

Put your server in iceland and give EVERYBODY 250ms latency!

Just remind her that in 1 year those baby safe non allergenic hardwoods will be toddler deathtraps of their own. Hardwood is a lot easier to keep clean, but it's also a lot easier to completely ruin.

No, it seems perfectly legal and moral and all that whatnot. I just think it's going to wind up being counterproductive and dumb. Unless they can attract some superstar teachers and expand their enrollment criteria past "gay kids/parents only plz". Maybe they can. I'm sure they're not...

As long as you keep your socks on neither one is technically gay

Pull the head off her barbie, ISIS style. DON'T TEST ME LITTLE GIRL.

Basically. I do sort of understand, but they have to realize that this is actually a really bad idea. As in it's going to make the problems they're trying to address even worse. And the problems are real enough, I'm sure, not trying to poo-poo that. But you get one of these gay kids out in...

Dogs come from there!

But would it fly though?

S3 came out? Hmm. Will probably watch. Expectations are low. I didn't hate S2 as much as some people did. I even liked it but it wasn't as intricate as S1. It WAS more shorthand and cartoonish. It's sounding like S3 might have doubled down on that. If it's Kevin Spacey's personal...

Nah, the kids 13. At that age he still needs to ask, and for good reason seeing as that at that age he still should ask. Brahma ain't raisin no thug.

Someone actually came out and said that Deckart is a replicant? That's super-lame. It takes so much away from the movie. That's why I like the book more though, anyway. Because it's also answered in the book and the answer is, "He is unequivocally human. Does it matter?".

The book is very very good. And the scenes with Rutgar. Even though his nice big soliliquies aren't in the book. In the book Deckart just sorta shows up and kills them while the retard cries and the Buff Smiley (I forget his name exactly, the radio announcer guy that isn't even in the movie)...

Landing pads for gay martians. Do you know what the aliens are doing to our soil?

So? You've already got a kid. It's kinda like you're saving money on getting clipped. It just makes sense. Make your money work for YOU.