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Yeah, I think "work boyfriend" either means that you're getting a divorce or you're about to embark on a swinging adventure. Go find a lawyer. Divorce that whore.

I really do like how they paint most of the gangbangers. Besides for Mr. Muhammed assassin man none of them were one dimensional. There weren't ANY noble savages, and the only savage in the entire run imho was Marlow. Even Cheese was just a hood rat fratboy. The thing you're talking about...

What self respecting gay man wouldn't want pee in his butt? Read some Ginsberg! THROW ME ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND FUCK MY SELF HOLE NEIL 2014 Squirt Champions. God lolirl. The Coach was actually TRYING to make the parents uncomfortable. I cannot believe that was otherwise.

It's been a long time since I read the hobbit, but isn't the King of Iron Mountain's decision basically just explained as, "Dwarves are greedy fucks". Why invent some sort of "gold sickness"? He's not posessed. The point is more profound than some throw away gimmick. Tolkien himself was...

I almost didn't watch it past the first episode. The first one wasn't really all that good. It picked up real fucking fast though. If you find yourself hating rick and morty go ahead and watch the second episode. The pukeburp though. That almost made me decide "oh fuck this". You have to...

most likely scams. Well, not SCAM scams. But it's a way for loan officers to make money. It might make a lot more sense if you're only 5-10 years into a 30year. But a couple of years ago I had one pestering me to refi an old mortgage and if you do the math on that (which you obviously...

I think that's a pic of a realdoll. Like 99% that's a realdoll. It's not women trying to take advantage of lonely wealthy men. It's grizzled, stubbled russians trying to find a sucker.

If you're not mildly ashamed of yourself and a little bit grossed out when you come to you're not doing sex right.

I've never been with a squirter, but I've been with women who got so wet that I just know she peed on me at some point and either didn't realize it or didn't want to admit it. And that's not the kind of thing that you confront a woman about when you're still tied to the bedposts.

I've just never understood where people think it comes from if it's not pee. Where is the gland? What is creating the ejection force? Because you're looking at a lot of force. So much that men dedicate some actual anatomy real-estate to the function. The simplest explanation is that it's...

Only sluts kiss on the first date. Go for the boobies.

stupid fucking traitor mitochondria

This thread needs a drunken pukeburp midi on autoplay Mah Glip Glops.

Butts.

Dude I'm not even kidding. That gnome concept art is the best thing to come out of Pantheon in 18 months. At least it's something different. Reminds me of fucking Hogwart Hoggle. Fucking bog of eternal stench and shit. Fucking Jared the Goblin King's ENORMOUS wang in a kids movie...

I didn't believe that part either. But I guess that the help was free and the father could be sure that his kid wasn't going to steal from him. Because hell if he did that was just his cut anyway.

Ulysses was also a real person and Eric Clapton met him once in 1967 in a greyhound bus station, not in the main terminal though but in the white room with black curtains.

I'll admit that I'm mostly clueless but it seems to me that you can't explain the double slit without some sky wizard bizzaro world shit.

Season 2 has grown on me a lot. Hated it the first time I watched the series. But I also chain-watched the series, and it seems common that people who binged it dislike s2 at first. If you were watching it weekly and then with the long season breaks, s2 isn't nearly so jarring. I'm not...

Maybe you just haven't had the right butt yet. Maybe sheisthe one.

Information theory does sound like a fair bit of hokum however. I mean that you can abstract out salient patterns, sure 100%. But then to take this observation and attribute it to a fundamental property. I dunno. Sounds kinda natural philosopher-ey. Kinda like anthromorphising an abstract...

Coooocksuckah. Cocksuca. I never did watch the final episode. I did not want to see major hearst win any [b]harder[\b]. It just made me sad. I saw an interview a while back with the guy they brought back from s1 to play the rapey serial killery assistant in s2. It made me laugh when...

Dee without the glam hair gives me a weird boner. The gang broke Dee broke ME. When she just kept saying vagina and making fart sounds. I like to think that she's the older sister / aunt of the Olsen twins. Keeps it grounded.

That was kinda the point. Rawls was an asshole, and good at his job (such as it was), and we found out later he was a homo. And those two things were just something he was. But it wasn't shoehorned in and it wasn't judgemental. It was just that some people are gay. A single Rawls is worth...

If you line her bra with ice and rocksalt there may be a chance for some soft serve.

You need to get out in front of this and start lots of left-handed racist comments about the Irish and ze Germans. Start planting those seeds that you actually want her to be dating blacks and Mexicans, and if she brings home a white dude it will shame three generations of proud progressives.

I fapped but it wasn't easy. I had to think about tiny poppers. Her dooky must come out like silly string! 4/10 fappable

WAKE UP NOW Is not a scam this is going to rock Also, coupons.

I remember a 66 would almost run uo but not really. 133 might have been absolute min spec for release eq, but I still think it may have been the next step up. I don't even remember what that was. Brands started getting weird, I remember that. Like Pentium was releasing in bizzare odd...

Will isn't Sandler level of phoning it in. Ferrell at least pretends to try, even when he isn't. And I do think that, not always, he usually is trying to make something decent. Sandler straight up doesn't give a damn. It's just that will doesn't have the wit that Phil Hartman had but his...

Ernest saves Christmas, and Scrooged. Ernest is good because you forget the jokes within two days, so when you watch it again next year it's just like new. Know what I mean? With scrooged you'll actually half remember scenes as you're watching it.

A computer so slow and crappy that if you were to try to buy one today it would cost tens of thousands. You couldn't buy a computer that obsolete, you would have to fabricate it.

I might be wrong, but I believe that's pasteurization with the heat. Homogenization is a mechanical process I thought.

She might just be sick and not as DTF as she would like to be. Sounds kinda minor tbh. It's easy to over analyze stuff. Answer the door naked. Just to be safe.

The funniest part about Cheech and Chong movies is that they'restillfunny. Messican. Americans. Don't like to get up. In the morning. But they have to. So they do it real sloooooow. Messican. Americans. Like Hot dogs and Jalepenos And white girls named Debbie Tooooooooo.

I have known exactly two women in my life that would have wanted to buy this shit. They were both horrible human beings, but if I'm being honest I wanted to hatefuck one of them. So, scientifically, we can say that it works 50% of the time!

And even when you prune out the 10 terrabytes of porn, that's still a lot of data!

I'm trying to run through exactly how awkward that encounter would be. Both ways, the one with you showing up to murder Suk is funny. But the one where he actually meets a chick for some motel strange is also funny. So like, do you get there first strip down and order up some motel porn...

Death by snu snu

Team America isn't so old. Ten years ago the internet existed and streaming was starting. It's easier to believe the there is some sort of copyright or royalty issue than to believe a bunch of small theaters are all terrified of NK or something. They said they were but then didn't...