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  1. iannis

    Doctor Who

    British contracts are weird. It's not weird that she would change her mind, or that the producers of the show would want her to stay. It's weird that that is possible.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Beefheart is like 60% self indulgent dada garbage. But that 40% that isn't dude.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's just an old beefheart song that he did with Zappa on a radio program. Dweezil must have released another anthology back in 2010 or something. His father had like 50 years worth of fucking tape in his california castle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDXhvXye9E It was usually...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't know that and moreover you can't know that.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    holy fucksticks youtube is amazing. I just found a bootleg of a song that I used to have and lost many years ago which I thought was just gone (from me) forever. And thar it be. I mean it's just so obscure. THIS IS FUCKING SORCERY LEVELS OF WTF
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    North Korean Hackers Attack On Sony

    Well they hacked Sony, not the pentagon. And Sony isn't exactly running a tight ship to begin with. Remember a few years ago where The Station basically got shut the fuck down for months because lulsec was fucking with them? Not that I know shit from shineola, but there was a...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    That one model said, "Yep. He tried to do the same thing to me. I told him no and then went home." This is not what a rapist does. This story does not end with "and then went home" when a rapist is involved. You want women speaking up for him? There it is. She's literally saying...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She will indeed go through ALL your shit. They do that. I dunno what they're looking for. It's a subcase. I'm betting that she went through your browser history to find the kind of porn that you like. The stuff you haven't told her about yet.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I went over to the sergeant. Said, "Sergeant, you got a lot of god-damned Gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself! I mean . . . I mean . . . I Mean that you send . . . I'm sittin' here on the bench . . . I mean I'm Sittin' here on the Group W bench, 'cause you want to know if I'm moral...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    My entire life is a lie. Spoilerman movie could be a good movie. Hopefully if he's full of crap the movie is still not awful.
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    The F*** Cancer Thread

    Like lumie goes to the doctor.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Another day, another post, another wishing tanoomba gets violated.
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    Raid on ThePiratebay, servers seized, IP's blocked by Swedish government.

    I tried .cr the other day just to look at it. It was the frontpage and that was it. Browsing/searching was non functional. I pretty much assumed it was just fake. ee seems to be functional. Font looks a little different than it did.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Just because they said it again in usatoday doesn't make it true or even credible all of a sudden. Kay.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It actually is cold outside, too. I was going to go for a walk but 5 minutes in I realized that it would have to be a run or a jog. And I don't wanna be all sweaty.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Baby it's cold outside
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get drunk, let it get close one night, then roll her over and paddle her bare ass while yelling, "NO MEANS NO!" It's not about denial, it's about replacement. It's a very clear message. If you want to get spanked, try to stick a finger in my butt.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Overthinking this one. In this life there are good days and bad days. You ended up ass deep in a bad day. Shit happens. It's not the end of the fucking world. Tell her that, in so many words. Don't take 2 hours to do it. If she doesn't already know it -- RUN THE FUCK AWAY. If she...
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    Cobalt Glassware and Other Bullshit Grandma Chuk Collects

    Glassware is sorta dope. I know, well knew, guys that collect shot glasses. Cobalt Glassware > That I collect those carved wooden gnomes. Not really. Mostly I collect dustbunnies and cobwebs. I should dust sometime.
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    How will THIS forum end?

    Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Last day of freedom. I'm getting a bottle of jack and an 8ball and gonna have myself a paaaaaarrrrtAY.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Aww, sweet.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The great infractioning is starting. They got mist. I dunno what for. Am I next? Are you there God?
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    San Andreas - The Rock Layeth The Smackdown on CGI Earthquakes

    Superman 2 was not awful! It'll all be beachfront property!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I will continue the good work of following tan around, quoting him, and using
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Oh, it was just different. It's a fair question though. They keep pushing W3 back and back. I respect that they want to release something that won't burn out the goodwill they've built up but at the same time Wildstar beta reminded me that sometimes you should quit while you're ahead...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    30 days? Yikes. And here is a microcosm which illustrates the difficulties with zero-tolerance, "3 strikes" rules, and recidivism. You're only teaching petty criminals how to be better ones, Tuco.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Oh come on, Thunderdome was fucking awesome. You've got the wrong colored glasses on. That shit was aimed at 12-15 year old boys and it was PERFECT. It didn't make any god damn sense, who gives a shit. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HEEEEEEERO. #2 was the best apoca-porn. Road Warrior. So...
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    San Andreas - The Rock Layeth The Smackdown on CGI Earthquakes

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Models blow up! The rock rides around in a helicopter! The shitty plywood hollywood sign gets knocked over! Will steal!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    In order to really understand the disorders that the Good Doctor has tasked himself with curing they must be understood through rigorous study. There is only so much that can be learned from the outside. A great deal, no doubt, the vast majority of what you need to know. But not all. To...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you [enhance] [enhance], he's still red headed! The theme endures!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe jason is her pastry chef.
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    M. A. R. S. Mars, bitches! Orion's first flight a success.

    I think it wasn't such a bad idea exactly because it was versatile. There were better ways to do any one particular thing that it did but there was not a better way to do ALL of the particular things that it did. So instead of needing a new program any time you want to launch a satellite you...
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    Hodj. Return to us.

    Its them Polack Commie Ghosts what got him
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    Pregnancy Thread

    If you can swing it take two. It's hard on a woman, its a physical trauma, and it'll take her a week or two. That's why the women will pack up around the new mother. It's not just the new baby smell. By about the tenth day you'll be begging to go back to work. When was the last time you...
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    Raid on ThePiratebay, servers seized, IP's blocked by Swedish government.

    maybe it'll be piratebay.fu next
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I did, but it just smells like plastic Girl might need to see a doctor or something. Or stop eating legos.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Because he demands his faggotry to be of a higher quality? If the board doesn't randomly blare ska music can you really call it a community?