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I just assume that the Team America part of it is entirely wrapped up in contract and IP deals. Like if these theaters showed team america again then someone would be legally obligated to pay someone else monies, and fuck that noise. Go buy the dvd, bitches! Not that I know any of that to...

I have never heard of emotional support animals. I guess that's a thing now. That sounds like an utter load of bullshit. We have those too but we call those "pets". Service animals are trained to task and for the blind or disabled can be of great practical use. They're not just cuddly...

Man that's just so gross. The more disturbing thing is that he found a doctor willing to do that for him. Of course, on second thought, he probably didn't did he. He had somebody down at the asshole piercing place do it, didn't he.

That is assuming that Sony didn't do it to itself. Which I still think is a high probability. This just seems like such a colossal clusterfuck that I have to assume the Yakuza were involved.

They may seem like the same thing but they're not. Anon is a mixture of pretenders and cryptoanarchists. Wikileaks is a mixture of espionage and transparency purists. This is something different than that. It's just a new face of a corporate monstrosity. The means are all similar but...

Leashed dogs in the airport is worth a word. A "Is that a service animal? Be a grown up. Take the dog outside" word, specifically. And maybe you can toss in a "Were you raised in a barn?" I guess maybe that's confrontational. Well, with that phrasing it definetly is. Heh. But honestly...

Yo momma actually beat you with a bible? And worse it was king James, not American standard. Is it still too soon for a "hehe"? You know, my dad used to try to choke me out. Dude has anger management issues. But I can't remember a single time that my mom ever laid a hand on me. Except...

They must have emails with execs detailing elaborate stock market scams or something. Or else... And just bear with me here... this is a super retardo viral marketing trolljob that somehow perfect stormed itself so far out of control that no one can admit it anymore without fear of criminal...

whut?

What. is. Kungfu I ask, you. This the sculptor. paints in marble and -- kung fu.

What you should consider is the case if you are successful. So you manage to smooth this out and two weeks from now it's back to how it was two weeks ago. What about next time it happens? How many times is too many? There's not really a right or wrong answer, maybe this sort of turbulence...

Lame. And the forehead kisses are alpha. But you have to do it after you nut on them and tell them they're a good girl.

Yeah, the first movie actually sounds like it could be fun to watch. A modern interpretation of life of brian.

Yeah, they're right. Just look at that big pile of presents and visually try to graph out how much of that is weekly groceries, mortgage, clothing, and sundries. Maybe they're packin' the room so full that you can't walk into it. But maybe that's not the point. And you'll probably do it...

... They were planning on releasing it on Christmas Day? looooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooool Holy fucking christ. Szilia is 100% spot on. This never should have left the pot haze filled room that it was conceived in.

Eww. So bitter and gross. Cocoa has to be handled gently and used sparingly. It is injun ambrosia after all.

A life without service is indeed fairly empty.

It doesn't matter why you dumped her. It doesn't even matter if you did, which honestly I kind of doubt. Jesus dude. That shit you wrote reads like some poetry that a 15 year old writes. It's not the fact that you didn't use any 20 dollar words. The poetry was perfect in that it clearly and...

you don't do that to YOUR girl, man. You do that to someone elses girl and then laugh. Or just a girl. Or maybe while laughing. Unless she's into that kind of thing. Or accidentally sucked your brothers dick at a christmas party. Judgement free area.

cocks would NOT have to be spoilered and women would NOT have to be willing. Say what you like about rerolled.ru, but it does have some advantages.

starting to wonder if sony hacked itself to generate buzz for that abortion of a movie, and to shit on Adam Sandler a little bit in the process. it's gone viral, bitches!

+ hot inter-racial lesbian concubine action. That shit is every sort of dirty, bro! In one way I regret not being asian because it inhibits me from feeling the full impact of exactly how fucked up and raunchy it is. On the other hand, if I was asian those chicks wouldn't be as hot.

WHAT. is. Kungfu. I ask you. This. And, the Shoa. LIN. Master . has kungfu. The blind master looks so much like Avon Barksdale it takes me out of the game a little bit, but in a good way.

I appreciate a good negro patter.

Marco really is the worst part of the entire Marco Polo show. It's not his fault so much as the writing just sucks. the kung-fu parts are fuckin' awesome, and all the parts that don't involve a white dude.

It really doesn't seem like an agree-to-disagree sort of thing. But the heart wants. Maybe the both of them were just content to wait a year or two and see if the other changed their mind. Which... aww, sweet. You will never, ever, ever win a contest of wills with a woman on THAT...

The question is not if we could do it or not. Obviously we could. The question is, if you do it who will be pissed off that you did it? That's the question to answer. So, no, buying an island somewhere and setting up a giant piratebay hub is not wise. When the paratroopers land in your...

And yet for some women true. But I wouldn't even go so far as to say a majority of women. Just some. I wouldn't even say it's a gender issue. There are men that hide behind their fathers until their father dies.

They're cute titays, but don't go full bore creeper on your wife. lol. Unless there's some serious revenge going on, in which case... let us enable your healing.

I hope they all go to the cemetery afterwards, like at the wrap party, and literally vodka shit all over Ramis' grave. And then include it as the after-credits scene.

I'm good with nekkid asian chicks.

Fissures and cysts can come from hygiene but generally the underlying cause is going to be circulatory. High blood pressure is actually bad for your asshole. Don't think about it very often, but it is.

Hey! How many potatoes does it take to feed an irishman?

Any sane person will tell you tough shit. You should still tell her how you feel. Not in that emo way you just told US. You just leave her a message somehow, "Sorry. I made a mistake, and now I regret it. Best of luck in all your future endeavors!" (the ! is important). You don't do this...

This is generally me, too. But I broke the bank and got D:OS and played the shit out of it. I might even do another playthrough. So I've got to go with D:OS And beyond earth was disappointing. I'm going with Tropico as the best game of LAST year though!

If she went through all my shit and then didn't complain about it or harass me, did she really go through all my shit? The mind of a woman is Zen.

... the fuck did I just watch That was. A pretty good 80's movie?

Do you really need that much to be able to do it? You need a systems engineer who is smarter than their systems engineer and you need an opportunity. I thought the infrastructure requirement was actually pretty low, and the easiest part of the entire enterprise. I mean I'm actually...

40 years later that's what they say. They also say he had a reputation for doing this shit. It's a he said / she said, and the she saids are less consistent than the he saids. Pretty easy when it's 40 on 1, sure, I'll grant you that. At the end of the day there is no proof either way, so...

No, but it sure as shit does show consent. We're talking about 40 of them. A part of the argument for the "rape" is that he had a "reputation". A large part of the argument is that, gosh, 40 of them!! FOURTY!!!! It's either one way or it's the other way.