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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I enjoy my nuggets plain. Yeah roast me faggots
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    Of course. What kind of fucking pussy around here would summon.. Turns out a lot of pussies are on foh
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Does he want to be in a military branch? You can get clearances as a contractor
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    Overwatch

    I'm pretty terrible, probably permanently stuck in silver this season. I can win 5 and gain 100 rank points and lose 2-3 and theyre gone. I find usually it's the dps that make or break the team at this low level of play. They often insta-pick garbo choices they aren't good at that don't make a...
  5. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    It seems like a disproportionate amount of people here are on trt. Is it because we're nerds who don't get sunlight or exercise or is it just a skewed result in some other way?
  6. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think scaling is good to an extent but I agree they're going overboard. It reminds me of oblivions system where mobs levelled with you and it fucking sucked.
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Man we got tthis new guy and if he catches me in the hallway he complains non fucking stop about work. He's s principal engineer too. I predict he leaves within a year. Like I get it, sometimes work sucks, but goddamn shut the fuck up
  8. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You know back in legion I joked in bfa we'd have artifact armor. I wasn't that far off
  9. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I spend like $10 a month on fast food. Sometimes none and sometimes a little more. Some dudes here it seems quite often
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look man I ain't judging. Just a lot of people got some holier than thou attitudes
  11. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I don't know why you got a thumbs down, it's a legitimate question. One can only hope they'll die off swiftly. Either from aids or from growing out of it
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Some people here eat ass, licking particles of shit into their mouth. The bar is low. @Foler honestly I tell that story to whoever will hear it
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a very strong stomach and I'm a weirdo anyways with the things I've looked up and seen (big surprise right?). It was traumatic as fuck but in the "holy fuck my wife is having a kid by herself in my bathroom" way. The nasty shit didn't really phase me. Her parents had to come over before I...
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I know a lot about serial killers. There's a bunch of traits and you're right, that's just one of them. It just happens to be a big and common one. Back to fast food I suppose. Burger king weirdo still keeps giving me free food, it's kind of weird... I hope he's not gay
  15. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    You've been diagnosed with being amod Just kidding, hoping it's nothing major
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Well that's certainly serial killer shit
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh it was too far alright. Afterbirth. Blood. Placenta. POOP.
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can smell my wife's blood. It smells like blood. But only when my dick is going in there, I can't smell it from the outside. I've also cleaned up afterbirth in my own bathroom so I don't usually give a shit
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Didn't have Doritos at Walmart rip Got chocolate and peanut butter Twinkies. They suck!
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Yeah celeste was great. Glad the commentator hated the stupid orb meme
  21. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    The I wanna kill.thr kamilla or whatever game before LTTP.was the WORST speedrun I've seen in awhile. Guy died a million times, went over time, and had to load saves at the boss because he kept dying
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Oooh gotta get that
  23. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Very good one-hit KO LTTP run by xelna. He died only.a handful of times. Dark souls 3 was.pretty.good but I HATE the out of bounds glitches
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Yeah. I just mute.people if they're toxic and play it for fun so I don't get TOO worked up
  25. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I dunno..I've never not liked it. When I get bored I stop.playing
  26. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Is she wearing like a see through suit over her tits?
  27. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Played like 6 hours last night. I still love this game for all of it's flaws and people telling me it's dead. Really enjoyed playing as Ashe. Haven't played in months.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I thought they stopped the Metroid races because they wanted "to try something different" and it was too played out EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS DURING THE RACE
  29. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Definitely
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What are you gay Where's my massage from my wife
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    Alien Blackout, please let it be the one.

    Avp on jaguar was pretty awesome. I never beat it
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd probably complain if I had to watch that piece of shit movie
  33. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    That orb meme is gayer than waluigi. Fucking ruined celeste
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why in the motherfuck would you get married for sex lendarios? HOW DID THAT WORK OUR FOR YOU?
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whether he's right or wrong, its important to remember frenzied wombat fucked a porn star
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I asked her and she said no. She legitimately says it's super intense and dher body can't handle it. I am guessing she's resisting without realizing
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I love my wife but I'm a very independent and prefer solitude. I just can't imagine some dudes that go on and on about how they cant imagine not being with their wives and all the other faggy shit people say. There is a problem in me that has been brewing awhile